I expect this will be covered in @andrewhickey.500songs.com's 5 part episode about Showaddywaddy when it appears in 2050.

Stolen from Facebook. The 1970s all the nostalgia accounts ignore, because it was unbelievably shit.

NASA staff under the new administration prepare for the moon mission.

The B.ENO strip is now available as a T-Shirt for anyone whose torso isn’t “very amusing” enough. www.frasergeesin.com/fashion/unis...

Chris Quinten one of two celebs I encountered on different occasions when getting into a lift at the Europa Hotel in Belfast. The other one was Hurricane Higgins. [Prodnose: you should save this stuff for your autobiography, where nobody will have to read it.]

"Oh, gosh. Blinking autocorrect, I wanted to be Mr. BEAN!"

Zucky has a server farm AI CEO And on that farm he has a brain AI CEO With a bot bot here and a bot bot there Bot bot bot bot everywhere a bot bot Zucky has a server farm AIIIII CEOOOOOO

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MCPHATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS HATTER

W. C. Fields plays pool in one of his best skits, consisting mostly of not playing pool. From Six of a Kind (1933), in which he plays Honest John, a Nevada town's crooked sheriff.

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones).

This is going on my Insta, I can tell you.

Manon des Sources (1986)

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

No, YOU'RE a so-called straight.

Bill Frisell was born in Baltimore on this day in 1951. He turns 75 today. 📸 Jeff Caltabiano, Knoxville, 4.2.23 (w. Johnathan Blake)

Start with a little negging then lovebomb until she is demanding the advance of my massive tanker.

…and the babysitter said, “I’ve put the kids to bed, but that clown statue is freaking me out.” “Oh my god!”, said the father, “Get out of the house as fast as you can!” “What?!”, cried the babysitter "Take the clown statue and get out of the house! WE DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!!”

Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote Which picture are submitting?

Years ago I asked @cheeseford.bsky.social if he knew of anyone doing a bit where they do both sides of a double act and he didn't, but now, thanks to the Marx Brothers Council podcast, I have one: Al Shean appeared as both himself AND his partner the late Ed Gallagher in www.imdb.com/title/tt0022...

My company has been nominated for a prestigious business award! *seconds later* We regret to inform you that the business award is a scam. uk.trustpilot.com/reviews/68b7...

Happy International Women's Day to everyone, but especially trans women.

Iranian cinema continues to prove that budget means very little when it comes to quality. All the more heartbreaking in these times. Anyway, this is great and it's on Iplayer and you should watch it. www.imdb.com/title/tt9817...

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Candidates for Iranian leadership await Trump's verdict.

Alasdair Gray, eh?

All this talk of Jim Dale leads me to check out his website. 25 years ago, all websites looked like this. jim-dale.com

Tell you what, this is fucking great. 8 CDs with all the albums plus singles. Bolan's hit rate was astonishing. His thing may be a bit limited but by god he was good at it. www.discogs.com/master/41207...

Willy and boobs sound great!

Lee Perry - Roast Duck [Jamaica, Ska] (1965) https://redd.it/6isuf9 https://youtu.be/jXrExkpxH60

"During January, 1918, Houdini, [...] caused an elephant to vanish instantly. Houdini himself does not make it vanish. What does? The vast army of invisibles over which Houdini has control." Subjective Concepts of Humans, Donnelly, 1922.

NEWLY UNLEASHED! Buy at your favorite bookstore, worldwide! Available in hardcover, paperback, and ebook! I kept the ebook price as low as possible for those of you who are on a budget. #cartoons #cartoonists #funnyanimals #comics #cartoonbooks #comicstrips

This is (more or less) the premise of Hugh Kingsmill's novel The Return of William Shakespeare, which gives the answer "he'd talk about his own plays in a manner curiously reminiscent of Hugh Kingsmill".

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

Disturbing to see every trans person on my timeline vocally distressed about the shit in Kansas, a huge step towards banning trans folk from public life there, and total crickets from the majority of cis folk It's been decades of trans folk pleading cis folk to step up. If not now, when?

Trendy art teacher played this album in a class at school. Do trendy art teachers still exist in these times? What are they playing now? The Caretaker?

I knew it.

Our town needs a bank. Please help. c.org/s6tHGbRs4g

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Rest in peace Éliane Radigue. The Queen of Minimalism, a master of feedback, the virtuoso of drone. A big influence on this Bug. 🔊❤️

i was telling someone the other day about the now show piece that @johnfinnemore.bsky.social did about andrew mountbatten-windsor in 2011, and what do you know, john's put a transcript up on his blog:

Spammer is offering "the biblical 7-second secret to getting rock hard fast". Deuteronomy 32:15?: "But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation."

Lee "Scratch" Perry early classic.

Drop a crush from your youth

Post a banger that isn't in English

Separated at near death.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

Happy Frank Harris birthday, everyone! Frank is 170 years old today and looking well on it.