hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling

Sons of Fëanor

One of the only lectures I remember clearly from my first year of uni is the one that ended with the professor setting up an incest plot scenario and letting the class react to the concept in real time and truly I have no idea what that had to do with first year psych stats but it *was* fun

Seeing a lot of “well it was obviously fake from the start” posts on twitter about Jamaican masterpiece and like sure but also my uncle once introduced us to his new wife none of us even knew he had at my nana’s 80th birthday party. She was a self proclaimed voodoo priestess with ‘dancing hair’.

Like just about everything about her is almost dark here. Even the makeup they've used on her, especially around her eyes. Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch

One thing about me is the second I hear someone I live with have a bad time (eg: drop something, hit their toe, some nebulous cry of “fuck!”) my entire body will seize up with fear ✌🏻

Me when there’s randomly a new 8k Maedhros/Sauron fic in the tag on AO3

Love watching (assumedly newer) tumblr users play the “which characters from X media you are morally allowed to thirst over” for every new thing that comes out like that website wasn’t full in on wanting to fuck Eddie Gluskin from outlast in 2013

1.1: "Home" for #TROPrewatch + #TROPreforged One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨ The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀

Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.

freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)

Reminded of the line “there is no prize to perfection, only an end of pursuit” by a tiktok edit and I will be storing that one away for fanfic purposes

#Halbrand ✨

“Melkor ever marred or undid the works of Aule, and Aule grew weary in repairing the tumults and disorders of Melkor.” Boy fuckin howdy didn’t he just

idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple

Versions of Robin Hood involving prince John as the big bad vs the sheriff of Nottingham are so funny to me - like ones going “here is the traitorous younger brother to the king” while the other just introduces you to the WORST guy in local politics

Fingon has the energy of a guy that used to bite people as a child

Controversial opinion but frankly I don’t think the ASOIAF people are writing *enough* fucked up incest fan fiction

melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧

Everytime I mention “my half siblings” or “my fathers kids” I do fear that I am embodying the spirit of Feanor in some ominous way

Finally back on my bullshit and reading after a long month or so of adapting to medication - a solid book that (to me) managed gritty and political without going as full grimdark as I thought it would

Arwen Undómiel - out hunting😌 #tolkien #jrrtolkien #lotr #lordoftherings #arwen #arwenundomiel #tolkienart #lotrart #lordoftheringsart #tolkienfanart #lotrfanart #lordoftheringsfanart #fantasy #elves

RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.

definitely not sauron, just a cool guy that wants to help you #annatar #silmarillion

Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.

Sometimes I pass a post of tumblr where someone is full essay raging about characters I kind of know in a fandom I have tangential knowledge of and I’m like “is this incredibly personal or have I just missed a large piece of drama all these years??” Because it’s impossible to tell anymore

The stupidest fandom thing about me remains the fact that I can’t participate in fic trades or events where you have to submit requests because I don’t mind my writing being judged but god forbid I ever ask anyone for anything that’s simply mortifying

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

@eyeofacat.bsky.social This is the life your husband is constantly trying to avoid with his Elrond rule 😔

I barely even go here (HotD) but you guys know you can just watch other shows right?

Inktober 2025 13.) Drink #Annatar and #Celebrimbor sharing a drink #mairon

#Tolkientober Day 5: Hope For this prompt I could only think of the most truly hopeful scene in all Tolkien adaptations for me🖤🤍 P.S: Inspired by "The Swan" by Hilma af Klint✨ #Adar #Galadriel

Yes I might be getting assigned “therapy” and “medication” by my doctor bc of my childhood but have you considered that it makes me really solid at writing feanorian angst and I think that’s a fair trade off

Inktober 2025 6.) Pierce Piercing stab from #Eowyn #Angmar #WitchKing #Merry

Cringe is a victimless crime. Quit treating it like a capital offense.

In another world Adar is having his ‘antagonist who accidentally becomes aligned with the hero’s despite the fact his attitude hasn’t changed and no one knows quite how this happened but they’re going along with it anyway’ arc

just remembered the sauron/galadriel yuri cosplayers

I love seeing new angles that people hate rings of power from bc like you do you, you don’t have to like the show etc etc but I keep getting people on my tumblr feed crashing tf out because Sauron says Morgoth was mean to him and they can’t accept that ? Morgoth was mean??

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

[thingol voice] I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 as far as im concerned, 😡 but 😡😡😡 I ain’t spendin’ any time on it, because in the meantime, every 3 months, an elf is torn to pieces by an orc in north doriath

페아노르 가문 돌연변이 Mutant of House of Fëanor 혼자만 금발이라니 수상하다 #Silmarillion #celegorm

Something that always gets me about the “fiction affects reality” crowd is their determination to use “people think sharks are dangerous bc of jaws” and don’t get me wrong I am a shark lover, a shark defender, BUT I fear that their status as an apex predator might also have something to do with that

Literally cannot wait to see what the top nonsensical “this is definitely going to happen we have insider info” things are going to be for season 3 like they were such a delight to me last year

see there's gonna be more cirdan in s3 of trop to set up the fact celeborn does NOT sail when his WIFE leaves middle earth and instead stays for awhile to have a gay romcom with cirdan and thranduil

Curious as to what the vibes of Saurons ring distribution tour are going to be because I feel like he has a history of really worming his way into people’s lives and affections so I do kind of have a mental image of him ‘harem anime-ing’ his way around the kingdoms of men

In my heart I still yearn to write a Noldor based “what remains of Edith finch” fic but I simply cannot decide on who I want to be the Edith of the story

Something I’ve never understood is posting anti content of a ship captioned “hey (insert shippers) BOO!! Does this scare you?!” Bc I’m like??No? Why the fuck would it? I don’t care if the show creators are against it or the characters are in other relationships? What do you take me for? An amateur?

Share your favourite black and white movie

I know I likely won’t - bc of licensing and also the shows general lack of flashbacks to things we haven’t already seen - but I would love TROP to give me Finrod’s actual death Bc it’s implied to go down kinda differently and was there still a wolf involved or did Sauron go sicko mode on the guy?