My roomies & I have been moving hardcore this week since it’s our last one in this apartment and we were moving heavy ass boxes and everything out of the garage until 3 AM and something heavy fell on my shoulder and it’s bruised and all my muscles hurt and feel like they’re gonna crumble into dust 😭

Packing to move and why did it seem like not that big of a task before I started and now I swear little trinkets and bits and bobs just keeps just spawning. I SWEAR I DIDN’T HAVE THIS MUCH CRAP WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! 😭

(•_•)🏴‍☠️ <) )╯every pirate captain / \ 🏳️‍⚧️(•_•) \( (> captains pirates / \ (•_•)🏳️‍🌈 <) )╯differently / \

Just look at it

Current list of blorbos: Ed/Stede - Our Flag Means Death Blitzø/Stolas - Helluva Boss Coal/Hex - The Nightmare Before Kissmas Poe/Finn - Star Wars Magnus/Alec - Shadowhunters Ilya/Shane and Scott/Kip - Heated Rivalry Alex/Henry - Red, White, and Royal Blue Jayce/Victor - Arcane 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

I just really love Our Flag Means Death. 🧡🏴‍☠️ Every day goes by and I both wish we had more and am so grateful for what we got.

It crimmus 🎄 [ #cuteart #illustration ]

40 years around the sun 🥳☀️

I made a post for Bella on my Instagram www.instagram.com/p/DRdfervj1n...

Bella passed away today.

If anyone sees this, please send prayers/good vibes to my cat, Bella. I don’t know if she’s gonna make it through the night and I won’t get home until tomorrow.

gn

So, I finally signed up for a datimg app but tell me why everyone on it is the weirdest, conceited, gross-ass fucker ever?? I did a whole hour of scrolling through people and only liked one person because everyone else was racist/conservative/hated women I think I’m doomed to be alone

The gentleman pirate I presume?

Surprise #Stolitz comm for @helluvanautumn.myatproto.social with the theme “Cozy, Fall, Sweet”! (the sweet are the kissies 😙)

rhysie darby

Did you know, OFMD is, like, really fucking good? 😭😭

I hope Stolitz are getting lots of morning cuddles, wrapped in blankets, lazily making out.

Do you all think if I actually try dating apps I’ll find someone who likes OFMD/Helluva/Nerdy things? I am so sick and tired of being alone but I don’t know where to go to meet anyone and I just….don’t want to be alone anymore

So I’m like 99% sure my cat has cancer 😭

Baking day!! Making two different cookie recipes (sugar and Taylor Swift’s chai cookies) and a New York cheesecake all from scratch!! RIP my kitchen 😅

Subtly downgrade a band: Radiation-free Boy

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

Like I’m not gonna celebrate this hot bitch on #TaikaTuesday?

🎶in the arms of an angel🎵 every day, innocent male asses are left unloved, unappreciated, unsexualized. and they’re crying out for help 🎵you’re in the arms of an angel🎶 please, call the number on your screen with a monthly gift right n

Like if you're obsessed with male butt cheeks, repost if you're into subtle sexualization of men

Can't wait til the next time we all turn up somewhere together wearing bracelets that say MALE BUTT CHEEKS

Ah yes the classic sign of a leftist, loving male buttcheeks.

I ran into that rhys interview on tiktok and this comment is just too funny.. what was this person expecting from a show about GAY PIRATES

Chappell Roan did a burgundy and gold pirate outfit for her show and — Close enough, welcome back, cursed suit Stede Bonnet

I HAVE FOUND THE SCREENSHOT Look at these Stede Bonnet-esque staircase statues please

If anybody can, think some good thoughts for my kitty, Bella. She’s going to the vet right now for a big wound on her neck, and she can’t hold her bladder well anymore, and I’m scared that because she’s a senior cat (she’s 18) that the vet will tell me to put her down 😭

ofmd is living in our walls

ofmd isn't actually dead, it was just pushed off the ship like lucius but it'll be back

!!!!! I got a response from @rhysiedarby.bsky.social !! I told him he needs to come back and do another comedy show at The Largo in LA! 😭😍🥹

oh i'm sure

happy marmalade day to THEM

Someone broke the AC at my apartment’s gym and it’s a fucking sauna in here 😭😭😭😭 AND the water machine is only giving hot water for some reason?!?!

Happy Dickfuck Day, everybody!

Astro-logic dictates that on dickfuck day, the sun was in Virgo and moon in Aquarius, the perfect combo to a. Be corrected by someone who knew that the details matter, b. Welcome death when you’ve make one mistake, and c. Pull off a fuckery that’s also a date in order to subvert colonizers

For it is September 2nd, and tonight’s a full moon! 🌕 😌

Happy September 1st/Dickfuck day!

fruity little man, I miss you so

Expensive coffee machine and blender so he can make all his sugary coffee treats and fraps! And tea for Stede 💕

Cookie time!! I saw some Rice Krispy cookies for sale at Costco and thought “I can make that” so let’s see!!! I did some regular ones for my roommate who doesn’t like chocolate and added chocolate chips to the rest!

“It was about identity, vulnerability, and the chaos of self-discovery. It became HBO’s most popular show shortly after premiering, which is a rare feat for any sitcom in this streaming era.” #OFMD is calling out to be revived in a new list from @comicbook.com 🏴‍☠️💕 comicbook.com/tv-shows/new...

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