It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

I may or may not have acquired cosmic powers as I have begun showing symptoms of anxiety.

Dieting while having braces is too much dieting. Can't take it

I love the Peter Cook story when somebody in the queue in front of him said to the maître d of a restaurant "Don't you know who I am?" Cook raised his voice and said to the entire restaurant while pointing at the rude customer "Excuse me, can anybody help? This person has forgotten who he is."

Crime 101 is a decent Heat homage. Everyone is hot, and unlike in the original Heat, women act like they actually have a brain.

I didn't think Meta's creep glasses could get any creepier but "an army of contractors watches everything you record to render your life into AI training data" is creepmaxxing

*snort* www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Yesterday I tried to explain to my American coworker what is Tatu, because she never heard about them. "I was in my Christian phase at 14"

I appreciate that Heater Rivalry showrunner also recognised how terrible is Game Changer and squashed it to one episode.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

me to my wife: apparently they might have killed the Ayatollah my wife: that's nice have you seen Kelly Osborne at the Brits me: babe this is more important *wife shows me the photos* me: okay yeah that's more important

I got ticket to Vitamin String Quartet

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

奇跡的にこやつらを再受注販売してます。奇跡です。

I've not been on socials much these days. But I'm very proud of this little movie - in particular because of the utterly spectacular performances of Ian McKellen and Michael Coel. It was a small film, written and shot on spec. It opens in NY and LA April 10. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8eT...

Anybody who come and tells me the ɴᴇᴡ ɴᴇᴛꜰʟɪx ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴊᴜᴅɪᴄᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ will be blocked . I dont need people with zero self love in my life. Have some self respect!

Yeah, nooo

stop making pride and prejudice adaptations. we have enough. some of them are very good

Criterion releasing K Pop Demon Hunters is a net benefit for everyone - those who like the movie will get a really good home release of it, those who don’t care about the movie will benefit from Criterion having a certified money maker that they can use to help fund more obscure/niche releases

After Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s arrest on Thursday, King Charles released a statement saying that ‘the law must take its course.’ Then he sat front row at London Fashion Week.

Send help >>>> Triangle of sadness

We should normalise telling random ladies on the public transport blend their makeup better. Of course with kindness

Tom Hanks Easter egg in the new burbs show .

I wish everyone be loved as much as Alysa Liu loves figure skating

I must be getting old because few days ago I get annoyed because there was very loud music during pilates. ( if I want someone yelling over the music I would go for spinning*) And today I agreed with everything Gore Verbinski tried to tell in Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die *I would never go

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) Old man (Gore Verbinski) is yelling at the clouds. And he is fucking right. We are fucked. Very funny movie, also a mindfuck.

The Dracula cover I worked on is finally revealed. I am very stoked about this project, because doing a cover art for a classical book is a dream I didn't know I had, and also because they agreed to have the cover art minimalistic and elegant, and I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.

Never tried it but I have an ergonomical mouse and that was life changing

I wrote “Movies Aren’t Too Long, They Just Don’t Know When to End” in 2021, but it was internet erased. I found it and rewrote it a bit because it’s only become worse since then. (See: THE RIP.) Movies have always been long! They just *feel* longer now!

I've also noticed this, in terms of intellectual development. In growing up, you're supposed to learn patience and wit and restraint and control and subtlety and catharsis and focus. AI/LLM users want to skirt ALL of that. They want to be all id, all the time. They all seem underdeveloped, stunted.

From the above piece: “I hopped over to Seedance’s website and it only took 10 seconds to find green screen footage of two stuntmen performing the same fight choreography we see in the Cruise vs Pitt scene.” youtu.be/AKDWuFSy9DA

Whole Foods AI stores were entirely Indians watching on video feeds and ringing you up. Waymos have live human support partially driving them. And the AI that has “Hollywood shaking in its boots” is…stock footage. With face replacement. Yeah. We are sooooooo cooked, AI bros. Call me when it works.

A post so smart I'm almost afraid to share it. www.garbageday.email/p/the-only-t...

I have a perfect Wednesday for you @cmonkey31.bsky.social

if it's any consolation a lot of Chinese people are really into tarot and Western astrology.

In honor of Lunar New Year, one of my all-time favorite maps: How dumplings spread around the world (tl;dr: It was largely, though not exclusively, the Mongol invasions!)

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

I am happy for Yerin to be on a korean magazin cover already but no way I would have recognised her

When you have 100 pages left of the book, which you started in 2018, and you want to know how it ends but it is also boring

I am sure the movie you will figure out in your head in less in 7 days will be something special and I can't wait to see it

it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters

🎆 🎆 Barbra Streisand effect 🎆 🎆

In London when you are in a Asian restaurant and the menu say spicy you have to ask if it English spicy or real spicy. Because English spicy is just salt and maybe black pepper.

Year of the Fire Horse

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

This story is better be about Scarlet hooking up with Kristin Scott Thomas.

It's so satisfying to hear that the wuthering heights movie is awful

I just read a comment that Dev Patel could have been the perfect cast for Wuthering heights. And now I am angry

I love the mystery of the universe. Just 2 minutes later I accidentally bought the vintage ikea lamp, (because the seller discounted by 50%) . Someone messaged me on fb market that they will take off me the trolley I no longer needed.