The new theonion.info is live. Zoom in and out and play around with it. It is for psychopaths.

In April, I filed an ethics complaint against Chief Justice John Roberts, over more than ten million dollars in commissions his wife received from law firms that argue cases in front of him.

Trump hasn't made $2.2bn IN his 2nd presidency. Trump has made $2.2bn FROM his 2nd presidency. Prepositions. So important.

I got this into the Associated Press.

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THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED FOR UNDER FASCISM — BRAVERY Before the attacks & the hot takes start, a few facts: Major Jason Watson is a graduate of the US Air Force Academy, a career logistics officer, a NATO officer, and a decorated veteran who volunteered for a 365-day tour in Afghanistan… 🧵

its so on the nose, come on

Amanda Marcotte: The Texas GOP clearly thinks mandating Bible reading in classes will boost right-wing Christianity. In my experience, however, actually reading the Bible often has the opposite effect: it reveals how silly or hypocritical the Christian right is. www.salon.com/2026/07/01/t...

this is so beautiful. And loving. And therapeutic.

I'd really like to know why the class that pays zero or next to zero in taxes thinks they are entitled to determine how the American taxpayer's money is spent

OMG it’s happening it’s happening youtu.be/HJBnlZKgeUg?...

Trump has convo with Roosevelt 🍿

ABSOLUTELY I love logic - what a blast of fresh air #DemocraticSocialism #DSA #FuckAIPAC

The ‘dog days’ of summer get their name due to their association with the Dog Star, Sirius, found in the constellation Canis Major. The first visible rising of Sirius occurs during the hot stretch from early July to early September. Woof.

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I will lay it out for you nice and simple. The folks trying to stop new housing in Seattle are literally killing people. When ppl don’t have or can’t afford housing, they die. Or could be fast or slow but they die. Period. And these folks are fine with this because they are ecofascists.

Dear Democratic Establishment: Can you hear us now? It’s either us (the voters), or them (corporations, billionaires and AIPAC). Choose wisely. We are just getting started and the proof of concept is undeniable That is all.

The Learning Guild events we’re building (#DevLearn #LearningLeadership) are different. “But there’s something kind of fantastic about that, isn’t there?” www.linkedin.com/posts/markbr...

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito are full of shit in their dissents in the birthright citizenship case. Give me two minutes, and I'll explain why.

Maybe Johnson keeps sending them on vacation while hoping Pendejo kicks it.

What a legend 😻 Noca’s most chaotic moments during a 3 month van trip! I hope this video brings a smile 😊 😃 😅

in the Army, women are more likely to be killed by their fellow service members than by enemy combatants. Between 2011 and August 2025, at least 41 women died by homicide in the Army — more than half of them at the hands of other service members or veterans.

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The critical thing to understand about this air conditioning debate is that fossil fuel companies should be held accountable for destroying the planet.

Today, I voted YES to release the names of Members of Congress who used taxpayer dollars to settle sexual misconduct and other misconduct cases in Congress. No more abuses of power and no more hiding behind a system that shields perpetrators. We will always fight for justice for survivors—period.

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson handily dismantled Justice Clarence Thomas' double-speak dissent to the majority ruling projecting birthright citizenship. #BirthrightCitizenship

Alito is retiring Is Mitch dead?

The Nicene creed is from 325 AD. McConnell witnessed the signing.

Has there ever been a speaker who was too dumb to count votes? Pelosi must just be giggling every day.

The speaker has 2 legislative days to schedule a vote

Congratulations right-wingers, now the soccer coach gets to check your daughter’s genitalia.

This is what the moderates got us.

We have the solutions but they won't be implemented while corrupt politicians funded by fossil fuel billionaires make corrupt decisions via Fact Nova

Tim Onion has died.

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From 2012 to the present (literally TODAY I gathered an example), antisemitic cryptofascists used Reddit to scream that "The Politically Correct" were going to be The Death Of Free Speech In The United States A: Right Wing FreeSpeechWarriors B: Serious Concerns P(A ∩ B) = .00000000000...

I don’t know how to explain that it is so unhinged to watch the Supreme Court do the bare minimum by upholding Birthright Citizenship and because everyone is so conditioned to horrors that people celebrate it.

These are the types of zines used for evidence to sentence protestors to between 30 and 100 years in prison.

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Fischer's turaco is a species of bird in the family Musophagidae. It is found in Kenya, Somalia, and Tanzania. Its natural habitats are subtropical or tropical moist lowland forest, subtropical or tropical moist montane forest, and arable land.

It was 5-4 on the constitutional question and the fact you are unable to recognise this as a problem is why you are unfit for the purpose. You have to go.

I do not think there is sufficient appreciation for how catastrophic yesterday’s decision in Slaughter is for this country. As Justice Sotomayor said in her dissent and she intoned from the bench yesterday, “today the majority reshapes our Govt.”

Suddenly, Britain is indicating that it might put the kibosh on Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. www.reuters.com/business/med...