Im not drunk your drunk im not crazy your crazy

Seems like only yesterday, negotiations were really “hot”, and an agreement was just around the corner. Oh wait, it was yesterday. Thank you for kookookeedo. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

“Appropriate isolation measures for close contacts and to protect the general population are being implemented. The hantavirus is fully under control.” - the janitor who maintains the empty building that was the former home of the CDC

Marc Elias: GOP lit the match. SCOTUS banned the fire department… Foundation of our democracy is burning to the ground. It didn’t begin w/Trump, but he stoked the flames. Conservative Roberts Court didn’t light match, but it repeatedly declared fire hydrants, sprinklers & smoke detectors illegal.

#KendallBrown Call Sean Duffy’s GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP by its actual name “A TAXPAYER FUNDED VACATION FOR HIS ENTIRE FAMILY”#Pathetic

This makes me so angry... Global perceptions of the United States fall below Russia. Source: Democracy Perception Index 3026, by the Alliance of Democracies.

Inmates at Ghislaine Maxwell's luxury prison are punished for speaking about her. share.google/QyjBC5NenbTR...

So, Memphis, we were thinking of creating a non-MAGA alternative with actual real elections, where we literally follow the Constitution; any interesting in joining us? How about you, Atlanta, you in? Charlotte, New Orleans?

This is not a new decision but the expanding part is opening a portal to other reasons to deny passports, passports currently are the go to form of identification should the SAVE Act ultimately pass. So this could effect the right to vote for some people.

“Spider’s Mouth Infected by Kyle Rittenhouse” - Boing Boing headline

These are not the files we’re looking for. Move along. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

It’s hard to comprehend just how large the universe is. There are hundreds of stars in a galaxy, and literally dozens of galaxies. The *nearest* star is 10 times the walking distance from home to the nearest 7-11.

Part of what we're seeing is the long-foretold victory of Lee Atwater's covert racism strategy. Forty years later and journalists still have no ability to accurately describe a racist who doesn't use the n-word in public.

This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.

A Push for 'Quieter" Immigration Raids and an Increasing Use of Force at Detention Centers

NEW: In passing their aggressive gerrymander, Tennessee Republicans also removed a state requirement for election commissioners to alert voters of polling place changes when electoral lines are redrawn. Now, lawmakers warn the move could exacerbate voter confusion caused by the newly adopted map.

flip.it/149PH_. Well would you want to wrestle with a diaper full of shit!!! Got to give them a bone spur for this one. lol.

After Epstein’s “suicide,” DOJ said that the cameras in that part of the prison were all turned off that night, and the guards fell asleep. Years later, they said that they had the prison videos, and released them. They did not show the area that Epstein was in, and at the moment of Epstein’s…

MAGA in four frames.

In light of last night’s debate, I’m re-upping this post about a governor candidate who is polling embarrassingly high for a white nationalist in the majority-minority state of California. Do folks not realize how dangerous Chad Bianco is?

This is it

Claude, if a user tries to respond to a post on Bsky, and it says this, is this the correct response?

Mysteries of History: No.8647

The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.” - Barack Obama

Simple trick for stopping fiber-optic drones saves lives. As Russians hunt civilians with FPV drones in Ukraine's Kherson, residents learned skills that help them stay safe.

Is that next to a sex shop, too?

Breaking News: If his approval rating goes to 0%, he is still president through 2028. We’re not even halfway through this, for those who want to “just wait.”

Rudy Giuliani could really use your prayers right now, for those who pray to Satan. 🙏 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I want to go to a baseball game, and hear the organ version of “F*ck The Police”.

BREAKING: MAGA influencer Craig Long has just been arrested after being caught in a human sex trafficking sting operation. The accused Sex Trafficker was just pictured with Donald Trump and Trump Jr. at a UFC fight in Miami on April 11, 2026. #FeloniousPervsOfAFeatherFlockTogether

I wonder if Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble ever discussed the possibility that, 20k years later, we would be living under the dictatorship of a pedophile rapist conman following orders from a Russian dictator?

⚖️✊ Keep asking about the Epstein files. This cartoonist Rob Rogers @rob-rogers.bsky.social was fired over this one. For 'being critical of Trump'. So, keep sharing it

i need a new pinned post

I don’t want to rely on natural. I don’t want a lone nutcase. I want a society that is functioning in a self-repairing way, that removes pedo rapist corrupt psychos from positions of authority. And maybe even punishes them for their criminal acts. Is that asking too much?

1/ North Korea's leader, Kim Jong Un, has praised his country's soldiers who killed themselves in Russia rather than surrendering to Ukrainian forces. Speaking at a memorial event, he has commended their "self-blasting". Only two North Koreans were taken alive by Ukraine. ⬇️

If I had a dollar for every time I held myself back from telling my employers to fuck all the way off, I could afford to tell my current employer to fuck all the way off.

Boss: I hope you didn’t think about your job too much while you were on vacation Me: I don’t even think about it while I’m here

Comey indictment is damning: - has never returned a borrowed pen😁 - puts empty milk carton back in work fridge - smugly returns library books on time - takes 3 samples at Costco without pretending to consider buying product - uses "reply all" on company-wide emails just to say "thanks"

Comey indictment is damning: - dips sushi in ketchup - finishes last of coffee & doesn't start new pot - once described The Godfather as "bit long" - stands in middle of sidewalk checking his phone - talks during quiet parts of movies - wears socks with sandals

“What are you in for?” “Felony seashell arranging.”

I encourage you to read the 1901 final Congressional speech of George Henry White, who would be the last Black man in Congress for 30 yrs.This “is perhaps the Negroes’ temporary farewell to the American Congress; but…phoenix-like he will rise up some day and come again… blackpast.org/african-amer...

Well, what do you know? Gerrymandering is allowed in Red states, but not in Blue states, according to Clarence, Sammy, and Brett. The system is rigged. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

(Insert_random_factoid_here) “This proves the need for the $12 Billion Epstein Ball Room.” For example: “The windspeed of a fully-laden European swallow is 11m/sec. This proves the need for the $12 Billion Epstein Ball Room.”