you can hear the kazoo desperately fall out of my mouth just so i could get this joke in [Repost from 2019]

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Really? A parasitic wasp? You're going to take the name of a Knight of the English Crown and wait a minute now.

Obligatory May Day post

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This stream, in summary.

Taking my girl out on a classy date to Waffle House. (I made the server bring us a plate of gravy and side of biscuits to dip in like it's bread and Olive oil)

You promise?

This became incredibly relevant today.

Increasingly beginning to appreciate Islam’s suspicion of imagery in general

Please, please, please, do not make me tap the sign

*Guy who thinks the stripper really likes him voice: "My favorite Steely Dan song is Pearl of the Quarter"

Steely Dan if they were from Wisconsin and pissed at beer hipsters coming to buy up all the New Glarus "Drink your spotted cow And get out of here"

Donald Fagen trying to think of a title for Steely Dan's 2nd album after watching a JOI video: "I think I got it"

thinking of his sacrifice today 🙏🏼

Today, the 4th of April, marks the day of remembrance for the genocide of the Feyli Kurds and another day in their ongoing struggle for compensation. www.kurdistan24.net/en/story/905...

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

this is ironically doing minor numbers, my venmo is alma-avalle, i like croissants, and my union is fundraising for me www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

This is how I'm celebrating TDOV

I have found the footage in question.

So it has begun

It pickles my head hearing that one Toronto accent where they use slang I associate with UK/London/grime but say it mad Canadian & now I've found a guy on IG who explains that dialect in Japanese, he starts off every video saying Konichiwa gwan

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...

*In Colonel Lockjaw voice:

Listen to @bloodwork.show

"Goat edges Wuthering Heights" is a tag line for some Furry Emily Bronte fanfic.

My friends don't appreciate the @trashfuture.bsky.social style of movie review.

Not bothering to iron the flag is a true act of solidarity with the trans community.

POV you're bestie is telling you about the bi-poly chick he hooked up with. (Clip by @northerniion.bsky.social)

It's only a hobby if it's from the Scaring the Hoes region of the Games Workshop. Otherwise it's just sparkling Special Interest.

when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Say the line @criminalsimpsons.com

Bust a stand up nut, in a Roman cunt. Call that a tight V. Is this anything?,

Eating pussy till she starts talking in tongues. Call that shit Duolingus.

She Toten my ko till I pf. Is this anything?

MBS has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

I'm currently working on a musical about a trio of 1930 era New York gangsters and their trans girlfriends. I'm calling it "Guys and Dolls"

This might be a controversial opinion to share at this time....... But if you think about it critically? Skanking is just crip walking for white people.

For those not aware: an FFL can deny a firearms transfer if the buyer's invoice and/or credit card doesn’t match their government-issued ID. This can throw a wrench in firearms purchases for folks who may be in the middle of a name change or haven't updated all of their documentation yet.

Silver lining? At least some of the worst nationalities you could think of died. No I will not specify.

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