I started off today really upbeat, but not I'm just meh...

The media saying ‘people are now asking questions about two-tier policing’ gives Right wing bullshit an air of legitimacy it doesn’t deserve As a white, cis male, Brit, I am well aware of the privilege I enjoy across the board, not just in policing To argue the opposite is true is simply bollocks

Now trying to rush home — because of being held up — to be ready for a UC phone appointment.

Waiting to see my job coach. There are several glossy magazines on a table, one of which is SWEALTHY: LUXARY HOME & LIFESTYLE Someone is most definitely taking the piss!

Just looked at a job advert without my glasses on and mistook 'hourly' for 'horny...' 🤯🤭

I'm not quite this organised. When I post an image I'm probably going to use again, I copy the Alt-text to a OneNote page. I sort of want to organise that by subject, but...

maybe someone misunderstood the phrase “choke the chicken”

Post a poster that you used to have on your wall.

Having my dinner, watching The Dæmons. My wife poked some of the wedges into the burger. "What is it? A space helmet for Azal?"

"We're just normal men." "What do you mean 'normal men'?" "We're just Innocent Men!"

'We're just rational men..." bsky.app/profile/vict...

We’re just innocent men

Star Trek II: The Terminator of Khan

Swedishi? Swedishooves? Swedishes? And what is the collective noun for multiple Swedens? An Abba of Swedens?

"Fuck this cone, fuck this cone, fuck this cone, fuck THIS cone, oh yeah, fuck this cone especially, and this one, and this cone, this cone's an asshole, this cone can go straight to hell and take THIS cone with it, this cone said some shit about my Momma, and this cone just looks stupid."

Just started watching W1A, from the same team that brought us such things as Twenty Twelve. Rufus Hones played Terry Jones and his wife in Holy Flying Circus, so I'm half expecting other Python related characters to pop up...

I’ve done something terrible

"Those aren't pillows!"

I would also appreciate it if a bunch of nerds helped me iron out any bugs in this: andrewblair.co.uk/apps/who-tit... #doctorwho

The news on Radio 2 this morning was only slightly suggestive...

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Daughter said, "Your face!" to me in response to a question last night. She scowled when I reminded her she has half of it... #DownWithTheKids

This. Absolutely, undoubtedly this.

In the UK today we have the hottest May day ever recorded. Meanwhile in India 55C is predicted tomorrow.... Add in humidity and the #wetbulb temperature may be reached - beyond which the human body cannot survive because it can no longer cool itself. #heatwave #climatecrisis #GlobalBoiling

"You must surrender, Doctor - or you will all be crushed to death!" "Doctor Who: The War Games" episode 6 (1969). #DoctorWho

It's so incredibly easy to do, especially when there is a handy setting to remind you to use alt-text.

Having recently watched Stargᐰte SG1, my first thought was that they are landing pads for extremely small, pointy spaceships...

And the last one:

💯, no notes...

Just had a "no further tests are needed" letter from the bowel cancer screening people. With my family history it's been bugging me a little. If you're of the age to get a test, get one and use it. It's painless and easy.

Watching Twenty Twelve, the spoof mockumentary about the 2012 London Olympics. Like Yes, Minister, it's perfect. Turned up to 11.