A delicious, plump beasted, Plover...

A delicious, plump beasted, Plover...

Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL April

Poochinski mentioned! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poochin...

Now watching WORMHOLE X-TREME.

*best Taggart voice...*

The traffic reporter just mentioned an escaped zebra, so watch out on the roads!

It's Trans Day of Visibility today, and I want to say to you all: You are beautiful, you are valuable, you are loved. Never let this shitty world convince you otherwise. #TDOV 🔥🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🔥

All the money spent on him and they couldn't attach his nose properly...

Mistake you say....? 😏

Given the amount of shops, and how many KitKats they could sell in a day, I doubt a lorry load will seriously dent the overall market. Maybe in one region, perhaps.

The thieves reportedly stuck two fingers up to security...

+++sound of a vidiprinter+++ +++kitchen update update update update+++ The skip was taken away yesterday, at SIX BLOODY FORTY FIVE IN THE MORNING. The driver had to wake the neighbour so she could move her car, waking her young kids... +++end+++

+++sound of a vidiprinter+++ +++kitchen update update update+++ Kitchen finally installed! Electrician due Monday. Fittings for sink delivered. Gas man came out to do the yearly gas check, but as the cooker is not in place couldn't do it. Don't know who will put the cooker in place...

It's kicking off on the sandwich sub...

Shave and a haircut?

"Stretcher Bearers on first."

You know, the Mysterons could have just done their ring thing on their city and not take revenge...

I see they've installed the new Archbishop. Bayonet fitting?

I truly appreciate this statement from Alex Kurtzman following the sad news that #StarfleetAcademy won't continue beyond S2. It's a perfect summation of the heart & soul of #StarTrek and a subtle (or maybe not so subtle) "F you" to all the naysayers through the years. The guy did a great job for us.

Attention! Citizens of the universe. I'm looking for someone who could write up a feature on the 1975 and 1977 Dr Who Weetabix promotions. It's for a thing I'm putting together for @dwasonline.bsky.social - I have all the info, I'm just a better editor than writer! If interested, #DoctorWho

What’s the perfect GIF for your BlueSky persona?

Need a Ken Burns documentary on the illustrious history of the Cadbury's Wispa TV adverts.

Orinoco: For the win (with the minimum of "accidental carnage"). Blobby and "Twinkle" (the kitten): Too much random carnage and the risk of Noel Edmonds appearing in Blobbys case. Bungle Alpha Build Version 0.0271: Jesus Christ No!!!!!!

Towny Mc Townface?

The Government wants to force millions of people who work in our hospitals, care homes and schools to wait decades before they can stay here permanently. Sign the open letter to the Home Secretary and oppose these disastrous plans. act.praxis.org.uk/open-letter-...

So are you of the ATeeV tribe, @wulfhelm.bsky.social?

+++sound of a vidiprinter+++ +++kitchen update update+++ Painting and Lino done. Radiator installed. Waiting for units and worktops... Due to be delivered Friday gone, but unfortunately the driver had a death in the family, and it will be Monday. +++end+++

Just heard a story on the radio about a mom whose daughter was complaining about her shoe not fitting getting ready for school. Mom shook the shoe to see if there was anything there, but nothing appeared. The daughter put the shoe back on, and started crying as it was still hurting.

Hi, @dieworkwear.bsky.social I was listening to the radio earlier, and they were wondering why coat pockets can sometimes be lightly sewn shut when bought, and similarly why do jackets have a little thread X at the back. I immediately realised there must be a reason and thought of you!

Now *that's* The Love Boat!

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Got an appointment with my job coach and thought it was 2 rather than 3. Told my wife and she said "Enjoy the coffee..."

"Play the UNO Reverse card!"

"We're just innocent men..." *sniggers*

If they can make ‘Billy Bear’ lunchbox sausage then I don’t see why not ‘Edric Navigator’ lunchbox sausage.

‘All those who care about the BBC’s future should hurry and send in their response before 10 March. Despite strong public support for the national broadcaster, you can bet battalions of enemies driven by the right will be out in force to undermine it.’

Been on a training course this week. The trainer loves Spurs, and does motivational gigs there for the players... He'll have work this week then.

+++sound of a vidiprinter+++ +++kitchen update+++ Outside lav converted to a utility room and doorway cut through, with associated dust. Pipework completed - gas and water, with the exception of outlets for the dishwasher and washing machine... Wires in place for plugs. Ceiling installed. 1/2

“It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'There she was just walkin' down the street Singin', "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do" Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"'”

"Hilda, Hilda! The Captain is moonlighting in an episode of Poirot!"

Earlier I heard someone on the radio refer to Ass Ketchum instead of Ash Ketchum from Pokémon...

Inappropriate World Book Day. Amiright!

I saw a website earlier for Carpe Diem Day... Seize the Day Day?