Guillermo del Toro’s The Game

On Thanksgiving, I roast my Turkey like a normal person. Then after dinner, I herd everyone outside and make them watch me throw a chunk of sodium metal into a stockpot full of water. Then we have the pie.

Nothing in the rule book sez a shipwreck can’t be senate minority leader

NOW I WANT TO PLAY MAMDANICART

Change one letter, ruin a candy S & Ms

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

She Isekai on my Izakaya until I Nobu

“I’m following you” vs. “I’m watching you”

What are folks' favorite platforms for writing the occasional blog post? I think I to start writing about the experience of building and running @skywatch.blue to date, along with the challenges, and where I hope to see it go.

Nothing more embarrassing to be than an ICE agent. "Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"

This looks like a remake of the X-files where Scully and Mulder are the weird aliens every week

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

I am once again asking you to read Byung-Chul Han’s ‘Psychopolitics’.

If this isn’t a standard truck stop item on the middle third of I-10 by this time next year, we’ve failed as a civilization

Final Destination: Epstein Plane

FUCKING New Hampshire

You only need to watch three movies to understand America in 2025: Office Space RoboCop and Nothing but Trouble

Carcinization comes for us all eventually

4. No, not the handle

If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.

The cafe counter at BUF has way better espresso than any airport has any right to.

"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people

ChatGPT, please name all the presidents between Sleve McDichael and Bobson Dugnutt

I wonder if anyone is trying to sell a solution to this ‘problem’? Possibly orb-based?

To paraphrase Longfellow, 'Anteater if by land, and crab if by sea'

Weird way to find out how many Americans’ names are in the Epstein files but here we are

Black coat, white face, black hat, Cadillac Yeah, the boy's a puffin (Apologies to Rancid)

AppleTV+ stop trying to get me to watch the golf show immediately after ever episode of Murderbot difficulty level: impossible

Good thing there aren't a lot of Embraers flying routes in the US

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Maaan. I want more Jamelles Bouie at the NYT not fewer.

New Catholicism dropped

we're getting word that the bug has endorsed cuomo

I’d like to escape to the timeline where Ray Romano was cast in NewsRadio No Joe Rogan No Everybody Loves Raymond No Big Bang Theory (CBS gives up on three-camera sitcoms) No Phil Hartman death (Ray Romano saves his life) No Iraq War (Al Gore wins on NewsRadio’s popularity) Just endless joy

the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

They say the Greeks invented democracy, but they also invented the Big Salad, and which was truly their greatest contribution

Confident in my ability to properly interview, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Choitner does not return the gesture. He’ be smarter if he did, I think. He asks his first question. The recorder passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

*Guy who's just watched Conclave voice* This is just like Conclave.

We're going to get so many boat stuck

Heck yeah

Has anyone written a good critique of the consulting industry across higher ed, nonprofits, government, business and the Democratic Party?

It’s been a rough week. Here’s a photo of my cat cleaning himself while make what’s frankly an uncomfortable amount of eye contact.

Saying "Doomsday Clock or regular?" when someone asks what time it is

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business