Hit 10,000 words on the second go at my fantasy novel. Lot of polishing and revising so the opening matched the changes I had found in the characters halfway through the first draft. Themes have shifted too. Think I'm having fun? It's weird writing again! #novel #writing #fantasy

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

"em dashes are AI" i didn't memorize alt+0151 and option+shift+hyphen to be accused of such treachery

Ah flatplans... my old nemesis... we meet again... *badass outro music starts playing as I exhaustedly count page numbers*

ME: I'll just sit down for a moment what could it hurt THE TORTOISE WITH A KNIFE STRAPPED TO ITS SHELL WHICH HAS BEEN QUIETLY FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS: yea that's right dipshit take a breather go on

I've got three goals for 2026: 1) Continue my podcast Nocturna Britannia, and enjoy telling horror stories. 2) Finish a draft of the novel I started last year. I hit 50,000 words, burnt out and got lost - I'm ready to start again. 3) Make a bunch of cool Warhammer books at my Cubicle 7 job

I'm about 2/3rds of the way through but Slow Gods by Claire North is already one of my favourite sci-fi books. Absolutely knockout stuff.

Having succesfully avoid the flu for most of my adult life, I can review it with a unique impartiality: Angry shape makes me sweat till sheets can be used to put out house fires. Also, while I was doing that someone stole the John Blanche Army Painter set I ordered off my doorstep. 0/10.

Jumping on the bandwagon of video isn't always needed for podcasts - can I recommend my horror podcast Nocturna Britannia, where spooky shit happens to British people? I use these things called sound effects, it's wild! open.spotify.com/show/4ePWuMp... #podcast #horrorpodcast #horror

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense

Latest episode of Nocturna Britannia, my horror podcast is out! This tale features tattoos and demons in a kentish monastery! open.spotify.com/episode/5zhP... #horror #horrorpodcast #horrorfiction #tattoo #podcast #weirdfiction

In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself

A recovering alcoholic must shelter from a storm in a peculiar pub in the latest episode of Nocturna Britannia! open.spotify.com/episode/0fFU... #horror #podcast

New episode of my horror podcast! Deep under the earth, two friends explore the London Underground in a peculiar quest! open.spotify.com/episode/52ou... #horror #horrorfiction #podcast #horrorpodcast

Hey all! I've been working on a new horror podcast based around British horror stories! You can listen here, please give it a like and a follow: open.spotify.com/show/4ePWuMp...

Champions of Chaos scorn everything save the whims of the Ruinous Powers, as the rewards they grant are great and terrible. Read our blog here: https://bit.ly/47Eae2I Warhammer Roleplay: Age of Sigmar Soulbound: Champions of Chaos is coming soon for pre-order! #AgeOfSigmar #cubicle7 #warhammer

www.kickstarter.com/projects/190... @phoebehedges.bsky.social @toosmallforyou.posts.design 10 hours to go - back this, and you're backing two awesome creators! Indie comics thrive off weird shit so give them your money so they can continue to make more!

Total Recall of the Heart is now in the "hours remaining" countdown - 📣 70 HOURS TO GO!! 📣 70 hours to grab the first issue of a grungy, sexy, queer cyberpunk story that your local payment provider FOR SURE doesn't want you to see. Fight fascism, back comics! www.kickstarter.com/projects/190...

50k words down on the novel, reading some books on editing to flex my fiction writing brain for the first time in a while! #writing #novel

Back this project! Total Recall of the Heart is an amazing comic project by a fantastic creative - you can follow them here @phoebehedges.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/190...

Made the terrible mistake of travelling to Dublin airport in the middle of summer... every single American on earth seemed to be there.

Just got to do another bit of my favourite type of writing: describing a grotty little bar and the sad folks who populate it — this time in my fantasy city!

Working on a sci-fi horror podcast with a good mate - should have some episodes coming soon! #beyondarcturastation

Total Recall of the Heart is a comic that aims to capture the feeling of being trapped in a system that will kill you as soon step out of line, coupled with the joy of being authentically you and seen and loved for it If that sounds like you, check out the link! www.kickstarter.com/projects/190...

It's hilarious watching Clarkson's Farm and seeing him qualify every single thing he says with 'I'm not a socialist' or 'I'm not an environmentalist' before saying why those things would be good for British farmers. Hypocritical twat of the highest order.

This week, *The Comic Jam* joins the tide of MerMay, celebrating mermaids and ocean myths in our one-page comics! medium.com/thecomicjam/... @calumcollins.bsky.social @lintzlettering.bsky.social

This week, we dare you to cross the threshold—"The Abandoned House on the Hill" is our theme! medium.com/thecomicjam/... @calumcollins.bsky.social @fugitivepoems.bsky.social @frogkingart.bsky.social @lintzlettering.bsky.social @chiotis.bsky.social

Step softly and don’t stray from the path...this week’s theme is The Faerie Garden! medium.com/thecomicjam/... @thiscjwilson.bsky.social @lynotttj.bsky.social @fugitivepoems.bsky.social @chiotis.bsky.social @calumcollins.bsky.social

This is high art

Trump and Hegseth and his lot: No, there was nothing classified or anything in there, no siree. The Atlantic: Alright bet, you won't mind us publishing them unredacted then? www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Stephen Graham crying is just a pavlovian response for me at this points — any time he starts tearing up, I just spontaneously start handing out BAFTA's. In other news, the first episode of Adolescence was very good and VERY harrowing.

throwing a 5,000,000,000,000 dollar birthday party for my awful son Horus. im going to teleport aboard his flagship and kick a hole through him

Phoebe is an excellent editor and writer who's been round the block when it comes to freelancing - can guarantee this zine will be handy for anyone wanting to kick off a creative career.

After wrapping up a five year d&d campaign I am now foolishly turning it into a novel - so much work but SO MUCH FUN!

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) OFF, you sad techbro douchebags. The number of times I've had recruiters contact me to train these models is hilarious - bloody telling that the fucking thing doesn't work without actual writers getting involved.

First game of HEART ❤️ tonight as Yllis, my sad little Deadwalker Penitent - executed by firing squad at a garden party only to claw her way out of a shallow grave - she's my traumatized little boi ❤️

Just finished @buehlmeister.bsky.social 's The Blacktongue Thief and what a book — slapped me round the face with something totally original and a bunch of characters I really cared about. 10/10 for making goblins the scariest thing in the world.

New Wrath & Glory Darktide tie-in books is out! It's been a pleasure to work with so many great writers, editors, and artists on this project! Grab a pre-order for the physical book here or a PDF! cubicle7games.com/warhammer-40...

SKALD: Against the Black Priory absolutely SLAPS. A proper lovecraftian throwback crpg with impeccable vibes. Get on it if you haven't already!

February has been approximately ninety-three days long this year. A lot of travel and work and family events. Crashing towards Friday like a Khorne Berserker.

We finished a five year d&d campaign last night - there was laughter, tears, and delicious food. I can't describe how amazing it's been to share this story with my mates, and a privilege to get to tell it.

Coming to Kickstarter soon! Dead Men's Laughter #1 by Marco Perugini @jmstevenson.bsky.social and I. Two elderly criminals face the sins of their past. And who wouldn't want that?! Please do share, and if sign up for notifications, it'd be a big help. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...

Grandfather Nurgle has blessed my sinuses with a feculent cold. That's what I get for working on Warhammer...

Some colleagues and I came up with this (I'm sure there's probably a named law for it) — the actual utility of a piece of technology is directly inverse to how hard they are advertising it. When Google was invented I didn't have McConaughey telling me how useful it was — I just used it. #AI #fuckAI

BRASSIC x The Green Man a boy meets a stranger in a caravan as a series of bizarre murders take place in his home town. Eight thousand years earlier, a young woman sets out with a local God to rescue her mother from the afterlife. How are their fates intertwined? #2025pit #A 🌀 Folk Horror 🗡️ Quest

Was aged greatly yesterday after seeing a teenager pick up an audiobook on CD and say 'look it's one of those podcast DVDs!'

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

Please enjoy this photo of my cat Bramble being her stupid goofy ass self.

Had a properly cracking year - started work at the company of my dreams, hung out with loads of awesome people and now looking forward to an epic 2025 (provided the planet isn't obliterated before then)! Happy new year!