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I'm not a religious person, but to this, I say amen.

I hope that corrupt piece of shit gets the cell next door to that other corrupt piece of shit. I don't care that mixed-gender prisons aren't a thing; they should make an exception for these two.

#Australia pls call your representatives or MPs or whatever they're called there and ask them to make this happen!!! With an exception for Mary Trump, of course. :)

The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸

Michiganders are sharing their health insurance premiums increases with me… not 10% or 20%, but in one example - $200/month to $2900/month. Republicans have tried to kill the ACA more than 70 times since 2010, and have never once had a plan for anything better.

I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy

It's not his fault, those agility courses are built for smaller dogs! He's built for big hugs and cuddles!

100%. Deleting all other comments suggesting that's only where we should start, as I don't want to get suspended.

Birds of a feather…

I call it a gigglesplash.

What's it called when you throw up a little in your mouth while also laughing really hard?

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Completely off-topic, but this still is from the 2022 movie "Persuasion" with Dakota Johnson in the starring role, and if you have not seen it, you must, must, MUST. Just a gorgeous production.

Back in the day the schisms in the GOP used to be over things like "Interventionist Foreign Policy vs. Isolationist Foreign Policy." Now it's "Raping 12-Year-Old Girls vs. Raping Adult Women"

#EvergreenPost because even when he's finally in the ground, I'll still be saying this.

I hope so!

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When I worked for a state gov't we had to do ethics training every year, and one of the breach-of-ethics examples was using your brother-in-law's company for work without filing a conflict-of-interest form. But IOKIYAR. In fact, the greater the corruption, the more conservatives love you.

Maybe someone should tell Megyn R. Kelly 15 is not “barely legal”, it’s actually quite illegal?

I hope the next time Dems get the opportunity, they'll take it, and pedal to the metal.

No, he doesn't. He can do whatever he wants, kill whoever he wants, invade whoever he wants, because the SCOTUS Six said he could, and no one with the power to stop him is going to stop him. #StopElectingRepublicans

His case is this: “Venezuela has more mineral wealth than the rest of the world and I really need to distract from the pedophilia I did”.

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

And don't any of you dare contradict Dear Leader!!!!

Wait, so the OPPOSITE of trick-down economics is what works?? Who could have known???!?

If Canada ever wants to invade and add the US to its holdings, I would welcome all of it.

Remember that Nimarata Nikki Randhawa ran as Nikki Haley Piyush Jindal ran as Bobby Jindal Raphael Cruz ran as Ted Cruz Meanwhile—Barack Obama ran as Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani ran as Zohran Mamdani, and MAGAs accuse Dems of identity politics Every MAGA accusation is a confession

I've been eating so much broccoli recently. Thank you for your hard work!

Homeland Security has never been trustworthy, but it's even less so now that it's being run by an adulterous, dog-killing war criminal.

🤣🤣🤣 #Perfection

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This explains so much.

I think by now it is clear that companies and the very wealthy look at cautionary tales as places to get ideas. Torment Nexus and all that.

I love that digital demon grandma is like “shut the fuck up about basketball, grandson, dish on your sex life”

Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh

And always has been! JFC, what makes me crazy is that 1/3 of the country still can't see it, or doesn't care.

"She wasn’t stammering. She wasn’t unsure. This wasn’t a slip. This was intent. She came to draw a line— not between good and evil, not between truth and lies, but between the rape she thinks she can justify and the rape she knows she can’t PR-spin." jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/megyn-kell...

Everyone who said he would start a war to distract from the emails, please line up at the window to receive your share of the pool.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

When people say "Contact your representative!" I say "It won't do any good" because my representative is this POS. He's also the one who gave Capitol tours on Jan. 5.

"It is not an accident that Republicans have over and over again blocked laws against child marriage. It is not an accident that Republicans made it their mission for decades to ban abortion. A core plank of Republican politics is that women exist to bear children for men."

Points for staying on-topic re: the administration's xenophobia and bigotry, I guess.

This. Is. GENIUS!!! Esp since once of our cats has digestive issues.

I shouldn't have laughed but oh well, too late now