Dearest mother nature, it is not February yet ... what gives!? Really WTF!? #ONStorm #weather #ColdAsIce

This is probably the clearest indication yet that the administration understands what they’re doing in the Caribbean is illegal. They’re now threatening the ICC with sanctions if they investigate Trump and his team.

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They say the captain goes down with the ship, so when the world ends, will God go down with it? PS. - Fall Out Boy

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Wow, that took a lot of intrepid reporting from Jake.

Timeline cleanse: Antarctic sun dogs/halo version. January 2024, RAICA ice core project at Canisteo Peninsula, West Antarctica supported by Korea Polar Research Institute and US National Science Foundation. 🌞 ❄️

Ok A.I. nailed this one, credit where it’s due www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...

Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.

Beyoncé will make her first appearance at the star-studded fundraiser in a decade.

I guarantee you an exception will be made for FIFA World Cup fans, players, coaches, and team officials. Bookmark it.

The President of the United States should not be batshit insane.

WARNING: THIS IS THE MOST CORRUPT DANGEROUS REGIME EVER! Trump 1.0 wasn’t even close!

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“i don’t adopt from shelters because i can never find the breed i want, it’s all pitbulls” LIES🫵 we received a bunch of sphynx kittens from separate cases & 9 doodle puppies… all in 1 week btw. I DON’T WANT ANY EXCUSES ANYMORE!!!

A billboard in Richmond, Kentucky.

How baffling it is that we imagined cities incinerated by alien bombs and death rays when all they really needed was Mother Nature and time. PS. - Rick Yancey, The Infinite Sea

This is exactly what the media wanted.

Stop telling Black women what to do. youtube.com/shorts/79SjG...

Local MAGAt putz Andy Ngo is trying to intimate that the DC pipe bomber 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 be trans - adjacent because he likes some cartoon character. Ngo is a polyp.

New #AbbottElementary tonight and a funny #Christmas movie tonight called #RedOne. Mom has been doing what she calls the "annual cleaning of the baseboards" so we can decorate this weekend #Spike #TVPicks #Wednesdayvibe #Dogsofbluesky

Please keep your bullshit away from my emotional support font you jackals

NEW INFORMATION: Neo-Nazi org scrambling after being de-platformed, civil rights lawyer applauds shutdown www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

My God what a great motivational speaker. I feel so much better already.

900 billion dollar defense bill. What a disgrace.

Used in GOP Concentration Camp 'Alligator Alcatraz'

The world had taken a deep breath and was having doubts about continuing to revolve. PS. - Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

I didn’t realize last week when I purchased these that I was Xmas shopping for myself. 🖕🏼

I’ve been weighing the potential of this design for like 17 minutes now and I still think it might help me

This is Ito. He'll be your Uber driver today. Currently adjusting the mirrors. 13/10 incredibly responsible (IG: itoandclio)

Can you imagine if W had come out & admitted Iraqi oil is "ours, I guess."

Liking your friends’ baby pictures

Canadians, please sign this ASAP. AND remember to complete your email verification so it counts!!

Once upon a time people wrote entire novels, one letter at a time, via Ouija boards, from the dead. This is just lazy.

To a chick more butch than he is. Mazel. 🙄

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He’s f’cking idiot. “As you probably know, we’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela,” Trump said. “Large tanker, very large, largest one ever seized actually.”

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Just turn on the news ...

I feel pretty good about this! I got 9/10. I missed the one about municipal bonds. I'm not very familiar with those. s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

We're glad we don't want to go there anyway while this regime is in power😬 But our hearts go out to people who do🫤😔 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

A lost hiker is on one side of a raging river when he sees a Buddhist monk on the other side. There are no bridges. He has no boat. He shouts out to the monk on the opposite bank, 'How do I get to the other side?' The monk shouts back: 'You are on the other side!'

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And remember how Trump and his minions keep saying that we’ve never been more respected by the world? Give examples please. 😒 This, and why would you be worried about being charged with something if you haven’t done anything wrong?