Me: CHESTER get down! My demon child, who I just had to chase and catch in the pasture: 🖕

I just realized I can sing "sweet baby boys" to the tune of Sweet Caroline, my day is made

What kind of sheets can hold up to pitbull zoomies but will still be soft enough for my delicate skin :(

Our weekly team meetings have been getting SALTY and at one point during today's we were all getting so fired up that I singsong'd "striking is a federally protected right~" as I spun around in my chair Work is going great!

A fun (?) thing about having dogs and living in a trailer is sometimes they'll wake you up at 5:30am and alert that there's Something Under The House by obsessively sniffing at the edges of the porch and you just have to be like well, hope it doesn't kill me, and go back to bed.

You appreciate really odd things when you start pricing out building a house on raw land. Tonight it's the driveways that my aunt had built extra wide and thick, so they can support heavy weight and have never rutted or worn through over the culverts and rarely need fresh stone. 💸💸💸

MY KINGDOM FOR AN APPROVED PREPAID POLICY 😭

Can't believe I'm going to work instead of getting back in bed for our morning nap :(

check in on your gay friends at this difficult time

Recently I've been reading through fics I had in tabs. Tonight I started getting aggressive. I closed multiple "best books of 2023" lists. I closed duplicates. I closed tabs from yuletide 23 and 24. I deleted groups for fandoms I'm not in anymore. And now I've gone from 150+ to 25. :)))

"This is before AoA!Logan loses the hand to Cyclops while busting Jean Grey out of Apocalypse's breeding pens, which is why he still has both of them and isn't swanning around with her." The notes on comics fics are such a trip :')

GDT I'm coming for you and your libelous wolf propaganda

Extremely uncertain about the beginning of Frankenstein.

@inlovewithnight.bsky.social SAMANTHA THEY'RE TATTOOING YOUR SHIT POST www.instagram.com/p/DQ5B6Onk-fP/

Probably OSHA approved

Over the past few weeks Chester's gotten comfortable and confident enough to stay in the yard longer, frequently choosing to ignore my invitations to come inside until I close the door and he's like WAIT NEVER MIND Today he chose to stay out and sunbathe for a whole hour 🥹

MIGHTY NEIN EPISODE 1 IS UP ON YOUTUBE youtu.be/Mvht2clqats

They say you should alone with your thoughts and not constantly be listening to podcasts/watching videos, but when I'm alone with my thoughts I start crying so ??????

Banjo was crying and nosing at me but didn't want to go outside. Apparently he feels it's bedtime, bc he decided to jump up between me and Chester on this teeny tiny sliver of couch. I'm sorry Banjo, my brain is finally letting me enter invoices and I just want to finish them!!

TIL that when people are slaloming down a mountainside of picturesque short conifers, they are actually slaloming past the TOPS of the trees and there is like 20' of snow hiding the REST of the tree Which means each tree is potentially a quicksand death trap pit if the snow isn't stable 😬😬😬

I'm not SURPRISED my dogs sucked at comforting me when I was sobbing but it is kind of a bummer.

Really tired of being on the "get paid the least but scrutinized and criticized the most" team.

Every time I hear the reddit story about the dude who stood too close to a gas stove at a NYE party and caught on fire before he even got a drink, I wonder if he realizes how lucky he was to be wearing flannel. (Thanks for teaching me that, ag mech class.)

I have been gently suggesting to my former manager that it might be time to put her dog down for over a year, bc imo a 150lb dog who can't walk has no kind of quality of life. Instead, every time I see her, there's a new disaster. Incontinence & bed sores, steroid toxicity, snake bite. Poor dog :(

"Feed fanfic into capitalism, and it comes out shaped like capitalism." @readingtheend.bsky.social dissects the trend pulling fanfiction through the traditional publishing pipeline (and what it means for fandom): reactormag.com/with-the-ser...

The Chester-pasture fence cold war continues: he has started digging under the fence because the donkeys stand on the other side and stare disdainfully at him 🤦‍♀️

I just realized that with my dad's YouTube logged on on my PS4, I could go in and fight the algo by blocking the right wing crap 🤔

A heavy music festival in Blackfeet Nation this summer was abut more than just music – it was a protective ceremony to shelter Indigenous youth from suicidal distress. buff.ly/aQQC7EX

@philosiraptor.bsky.social ahhhhhhhhhhh bsky.app/profile/zmee...

Essek and Caleb at Jester and Fjord's wedding party, k-i-s-s-i-n-g #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt #CriticalRoleSpoilers #shadowgast

My alarm went off and both dogs woke up just enough to shift a quarter inch closer. Guys. Guys the groceries are here.

ADHD!!!!!!! *shakes fist*

Oh no. I've been at the barn an hour and a half and just realized I left the bag of trash in the kitchen instead of taking it out 😬

"I kiss him right [on the forehead] and say, maybe you and I are both damned. But we can choose to do something and leave it better than it was before." AUGHHHHH OTP OF ALL TIME

EXCUUUUUSE ME ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU FED US TWO HOURS EARLY TODAY AND WE DIDN'T GET OUR MORNING SNACK???????

Just started watching the Fjord/Jester one shot with @mwestbelle.bsky.social and man, is Laura Bailey living her best fucking life or what??

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Middle brother Jay: I started watching campaign 4 bc of Brennan, I really like it so far! Me: oh shit really? Awesome Jay: yeah Brennan is in my feed a lot from this show called Gamechanger. Have you seen it? Me, frothing at the mouth: I've heard of it o____o

For the magic lovin MCU fans in your life, I highly suggest this incredible tome! Again, available for order at your local comic store, local book, bookshop or online!

The Holiday season is coming up, and I'd like to humbly suggest you consider buying someone in your life a copy of SONG OF THE LIONESS BOOK 1: ALANNA. Available at your local comic shop or bookstore, or online!

Bonus: I came home to zero dog crimes??? Amazing 😍

Ngl my dog sitter report cards that come in 75% through my longest day of the week are the light of my life. 10000000% worth the money.

Director of Purchasing just gave me a handwritten thank you card and a $10 Amazon gift card for my above and beyond work on our biggest supplier account 🥰🥰🥰

I wanted to get to work an hour or two early so instead I cleaned my entire house. Truly wild what you can get done when you're avoiding something.

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Dick Cheney dead, Mamdani won, AND Brendon Fraser & Rachel Weisz are reuniting for Mummy 4???? BLESSED DAY. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Nooooooo 😭 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Love the bruise report segment of my massages. Sometimes I even know why the bruise is there!