Ok this is a truly great tweet

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Door, ass, etc

I think it would be good to let Tom Holland stop playing teenagers.

SHAFT

Cartoon: My brain had a visit from a couple of fae children tonight.

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

Oh, wow.

'Scaredy Cat' by Cornish artist Kirsty Elson who trawls the beaches of her home collecting driftwood as the raw materials for her artworks #WomensArt

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I 100% want the Democratic presidential candidate that when elected, Trump administration officials just choke out “oh fuck” as they run to the shredder.

As a woman whose career was often spent in male-dominated spaces like construction sites... Fuck this. No one made building sites "more feminine" so that I'd feel more comfortable there. I just did the damn job. So can men, if they want them. (Wait, is that article satire?)

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Few are brave enough to acknowledge the truth.

Wait, what?

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

All hail him!

👌🏻👌🏻 It’s a big, beautiful wooden horse. Perhaps the biggest wooden horse ever built, the most beautiful. People are saying with tears in their eyes “Mr. President, that’s the most beaut horse ever built.” There’s laughing coming from inside so you know, it’s very wonderful and so we’ll see. 👌🏻👌🏻

Gonna start calling NC a border state. The border:

Nice.

I am looking forward to pre-ordering this.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

My years long dream of photographing a moose with aurora finally happened. #MissionAccomplished

Magnificent side eye.

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

Awesome video, not least becuase of the new (to me) pronunciation of "pecan"

Having seen Huun-Huur in concert, yes, this would great!

👀

Ton an.

W...TAF

Buried lede: a cabinet secretary claims to have been taking direction from someone who has never held a Senate-confirmed position

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

New threat just dropped

Exceptional.

A list of perfume brands owned by Estée Lauder Companies. Just in case you need it for some reason. * Aerin * Aramis * Aveda * Balmain (licensed) * Bobbi Brown * Clinique * Darphin * Frederic Malle * Jo Malone * Kilian * Le Labo * MAC * Origins * Tom Ford * Xinú (minority shareholder)

There is a crisis of impunity. The Musk/Grok stuff is just one f many examples of people who are counting on there never being any consequences. And it all makes me just incandescently mad.

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

Cornell Watson for Bloomberg in Rocky Mount last night.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/18/p...? Yes yes we can reward the truly hungry young among us. The patriots with a yawning appetite for security. We will choose a hungry warrior from among their kin. Maybe we call them to D.C. — the capitol, as it were — and promise them satiation. A game. For the hungry.

Evergreen post

Tinsel is also terrible for wildlife once you dispose of the tree! Other holiday dangers for cats: Lillies (do not even bring them in your home!) Poinsettias Essential Oils (Lavender and others) Grapes/Raisins Garlic & Onions Chocolate

The Yule Cat, pet of the troll-like monster Gryla, eats those who don’t receive new clothes for Christmas. Some believe the legend stems from cautionary tales about processing wool and finishing chores before the holiday. 🎨 from Wikimedia Commons #FolkloreThursday #troll #Gryla #yulecat #iceland

Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.

I guess the designer *wants* this to make me angry!

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

maybe i am going insane