WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

Lorenzo Cohen at MD Anderson presented "Biofield Therapy" results at AACR last week. "Biofield Therapy" sounds scientific but is just a fancy name for telekinesis - AKA staring at mice. Actual photo from his lab below, now deceased psychic staring at mice. Not clear who does the staring these days.

This is the proper reaction when a pastor tries to work a miracle by pushing your forehead.

“DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” said President Trump

Google is now screwing with the 10 blue links in traditional search and rewriting headlines - including ours - to be the worst kind of slop. This sucks so bad www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...

🤑👀 Trumpova parta tuneluje stát tak nevídaným způsobem, že to překvapuje i zkušený novináře. Pár dní zpátky jsem psal o tom, jak si teď už odvolaná ministryně pro vnitřní bezpečnost Kristi Noem přihrála přes svoje přátele víc jak 200 milionů dolarů. Ty se utratily za v

Congratulations Substack on your new partnership with Polymarket! And to those publishing on Substack, is this really the tool you want from the folks who take part of your revenue?

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

VP Vance is falsely claiming the Trump Admin somehow has the “inherent” authority to just unilaterally withhold from MN mandatory federal #Medicaid funding to which the state is entitled.

Yesterday, those who teach Intro to Sociology at Florida colleges (as opposed to universities) received a ready-made curriculum from the state and were ordered to teach it. Yes, you read that correctly. The *state* is enforcing a curriculum on college profs, complete w/ the following restrictions:

Rep. Beatty to Bessent after he refuses to answer a question about affordable housing: "No no. We're not gonna to do that with me. You get to hear my wrath that you refuse to answer a question under your authority, and yet you've talked about the value of housing and you're not releasing the funds."

Every Founding Father "would be labeled a far-right Christian Nationalist," said Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith. He's rewriting history because facts contradict his theology. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/indianas-l...

He's right: in light of Republican policies, rural Americans will have decreasing access to real healthcare. They will have to settle for some garbage chatbot selling them snake oil. It shouldn't be this way, but it absolutely will be this way if Republicans stay in power.

➡️ Epstein Files Páteční zveřejnění další části Epstein Files přineslo nové dokumenty a svědectví, která dál rozšiřují mapu vztahů kolem Jeffreyho Epsteina a jeho okolí. Základní info o tom, co byl tenhle člověk zač, si můžete připomenout tady:

And there it is. He has no intention of allowing a free and fair midterm. In a sane world, this would be instantly impeachable.

Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."

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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/

We've got ISSUES. Literally. We scraped >100k special issues & over 1 million articles to bring you a PISS-poor paper. We quantify just how many excess papers are published by guest editors abusing special issues to boost their CVs. How bad is it & what can we do? arxiv.org/abs/2601.07563 A 🧵 1/n

#TikTok has begun censoring anti-Trump and anti-Ice content

Thousands of scientists inflate their CVs with self-published studies that cost millions of dollars of public money 1 in 8 'special issues' is filled with articles written by the editor, particularly at the publisher MDPI @manuelansede.bsky.social english.elpais.com/science-tech...

They’re governing by ransom, trying to flip Minnesota red by force.

I would like to gently request that AI pharmacy bots stop trying to kill my mother

Converting the concentration of carbon dioxide from ppm to % and saying it's a small number and therefore CO₂ has no role in global warming. It's like looking at 0.04% solution of potassium permanganate and claiming it's not pink/purple. (We can actually "look" at the CO₂ in IR spectrum.)

“and then our goons will kidnap that life and send it to a concentration camp if we deem them the wrong color”

I’ve been reading Trump’s "Board of Peace Charter," and despite the name, this isn’t a multilateral institution, it’s a centralised structure built entirely around the authority of one person (Trump). www.timesofisrael.com/full-text-ch...

Blanche won’t investigate the killing of an innocent woman on camera but they’ve got all hands on deck for a church service being interrupted

We are increasingly exposed to surveillance and algorithmic classification but with little appreciation for the risk false positives and the costs of those errors.

Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/

This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.

This is the definition of what Kavanaugh thinks a good stop is. He was detained, based on his accent, and then released after they checked his papers (which presumably Kavanaugh does not carry with him). He was detained in front of his five year old child, who told him "I don't want to lose you."

The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.

AG Keith Ellison: "ICE is provoking them, or trying to. And I do think they would love a justification to invoke the Insurrection Act because I think that would give them an advantage in the election. Namely, to maybe suspend them."

LEAVITT: Why was Renee Good unfortunately and tragically killed? REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.

Frey: "You know what I don't want [ICE] focusing on? Hunting down a dad that just dropped his kids off at daycare, is about to go work a 12 hour shift who happens to be from Ecuador. That guy makes our city a better place."

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active. www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...

“The American people deserve to know that the central bank is led by a total slut,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said of the photo, promising that more sexually explicit images of Powell were on the way.

Mike Johnson is really disgusting in special way. Known for frequently claiming to know nothing to avoid having to advocate Trump administration acts or to stand against them he is quick here to lie about the circumstances of killing of Renee Good.

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

These numbers are not surprising to me having covered it, but it is stark seeing it laid out like this and I’m glad the Times put this together. Just this week, someone told me they wished I would stop including the appointing president in stories, and I was like, “Not a chance.” This is why.

If an account has the ability to follow 2.8+ thousand accounts in 9 minutes, then this account is not coming from Gaza. Please stop donating to organized frauds. It is literally robbing needed funds from people actually suffering in Gaza. Give to well vetted sources unless you know the individual.

Who is doing the legal analysis for the Washington Post editorial board and why are they so bad at it? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Pompous idiots are *always* a joking matter!

Why the @royalsociety.org want to be tethered to this sinking ship is beyond me ☹️

Lying about the election in order to lie about a murder.

This is illegal. As we have seen in New York, judges have ruled against this Trump administration policy issue orders soecifically requiring access to ICE facilities for congressional oversight. talkingpointsmemo.com/feature/how-...