I just remembered Charlie Kirk got killed lolololololol

I’ve experienced so much bullshit and rage in the last two hours I seriously think I might faint

Megan 2.0 is one of the strangest movies I’ve ever seen, like they really thought they were gonna turn sassy little girl Chuckie into some kind of offbeat superhero franchise

I am antifa

What’s up with little white strings of indeterminate origin? What the fuck’s their deal?

someone's mass reporting my posts (there's a lot of that going on today for a bunch of people). I don't even know which post got pulled but I emailed back to complain and literally minutes later they admitted they fucked up and reinstated the post

I hope the Bluesky moderation team removed posts/banned the accounts on here today who said I "should kill myself" and "hope you get raped" just as swiftly as they have with the accounts they seem to have unnecessarily banned for just quoting Kirk- Oh, nope, those violent accounts are still here!

still losing it at the guy who yells "charlie!!!" in abject despair right after it happens. this man went to see the ronald mcdonald of guns and racism and had to watch him turned into that trick where the hibachi chef sprays an entire bottle of cooking wine across the grill in a perfect arc

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

You won't believe this but Charlie Kirk actually just did something to make the world a better place

The same people who told you to settle down about dead palestinian kids and stop overreacting about dead trans people are now racing each other to say what a great guy the evil nazi youtuber was and how sad it is that he died. think about that.

From now on when I’m feeling sad I’lo just remember that time Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck and died, and I’ll feel better #blammo

Hey maybe when someone says they don’t like kids — simply believe them? And leave it at that? Instead of making your kids their problem for years and years?

Progressives tried to warn the Blue MAGA Libs about Zelensky and now Trump is using him as his blueprint to cancel elections. What a hero though, right?

Yeah you know i fuck w cinnamon on ice cream

In today’s “Google has become totally fucking useless” I tried Googling how to cook salmon without burning the skin and all of the results were on how to cook skinless salmon. So the opposite of what I searched.

Took some pics of the Big Moon #DeathStranding2

15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies 40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners

The Conservative impulse to make a little video lighting your shit you don’t like anymore on fire for your 22 followers

I don’t EVER want to think about her again

Well this blows

This new Google ad is so weird. Did no one in the production question how/why this 26-yo lives alone in what’s gotta be at least a three-bedroom house in the suburbs and is grilling like a dozen hot dogs just for himself? Did their AI write this and then they just made it unquestioningly?

Why do young people these days look so old?

How hard does this mfer have to sneeze to knock MY poor meatball off MY spaghetti all covered in cheese? Meanwhile HIS meatballs persist, firmly in their place, unyielding. THAT DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN.

You laugh, but this robot would kick my ass at soccer

I don’t know whether I’m more blown away by the cynicism of “just adopt whatever position is popular, dummies” or the naïveté of “public opinion is an easily discernible monolith that polling is good at capturing and translating into political positions.”

It says a lot about the racism inherent in the ideology that Zionists are especially shocked and offended that historically colonized white ethnicities would sympathize with Palestinians.

Looking for jobs and there are a TON of listings for Netflix Games. Wonder what they’re working on 🤔

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This season of Hacks is so boring I might just give up on the entire show at this point

The opsy? Like, the medical procedure? It makes me bi? I’m just trying to understand

Tripping over themselves to defend the CIA online after it came out that Trump is defunding it is a HUGE mask-off moment for liberals.

Playing #BluePrince while drunk and listening to #Weezer is MY vibe and you CAN’T have it. OK, no, that’s cruel — you can too.

any time a judge puts any sort of pause or halt or whatever on any of these batshit rugpull executive orders, the weird christofascist sycophants have been crying "this is a judicial coup" and insisting these judges are radical leftists while sharing personal info about them & their families.

fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this

there have been stories trickling around about ICE raids where they refuse to show warrants. It was mostly being chalked up to hubris and emboldened agents, but now we can see it’s official policy

united states is a nazi regime, made possible by decades of effort by both major parties acting in coordination

I was really loving Blue Prince but am I the only one who thinks it starts to feel like homework after a while?

It's amazing to not understand in 2025 that Trump is a sociopath whose sole talent is for sussing out any form of human weakness and exploiting it--in Bill Maher's case, his vanity

Israel and the US are the Master Blaster of countries. I couldn’t think of a way to work that into a joke but I’m pretty happy with it.

I need all companies to stop sending me “everything is OK” alerts in my email

Remember when Democrats killed that insider trading bill? Just thought of that for no reason in particular

Was a pretty cool platform we had here once

the system that allowed these circumstances to exist must be dismantled and replaced with something that isn't evil

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

I like that the world economy is crashing and tomorrow the biggest headline in half the newspapers will be like, "Trump Defies Critics By Bringing Back Old-Fashioned Word 'Groceries'"

it's literally unthinkable to the khive in my mentions that i could have voted for her and still be criticizing her. you not only have to vote for a candidate, you are also banned from ever saying anything against them even after they lose. very normal and healthy mindset

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