I love my plush duck almost as much as i love older women

No i will not shut up about it. I never will. I am too gay

I MISS MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

not happy with it but gotta turn it in for class. burnt out

I want a poutine

Less than a month before mu visit but still feels like an eternal wait

I am the suit who is mobile

Knight Miku:

Why am i always so sleepy???

Kinda love this guy

We can't rewind we've gone too far

started working on her

What if a girl designed and printed her own carabiner is that hot?

Duck

"my least woke opinion is---" That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania. Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.

Duck

you know i always got that dog in me!!!! 🌭⤵️

it's women wednesday

need a business card that says: "I have been on therapy waiting lists for over 8 months and the only therapists available charge over 200$ an hour, if you ask me again if I've tried therapy without giving me either an appointment or 200$ I will shoot myself in front of you"

I wish i was a duck

It’s who’s in the office today for toast? Of course donkeys Letty-Lou and her brother George

I miss my girlfriend

Every now and then you'll see someone on r/RPG posting about the game they're gonna design someday talking about what dice they want to use for it the same way TVTropes users talk about their aspirational fanfics in terms of the tropes they want to use, but the moral there is to not use reddit

the thing that's actually good about this is that a couple of devs turned an online only live service game into a proper offline experience. Whenever Bungie, blizzard or microsoft says that the title they are about to pull the plug on just cant work offline: They. Are. Lying.

Turns out singleplayer moded tarkov is actually moderatly enjoyable...

I have weird hobbies.

Getting up and doing homework is hard when all you want to do is hold your gf.

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

The weird thing about instagram is that everyone there is also hitler. Seems to not just be a twitter thing

[halo] miss tana

Duck

🍦

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

guys did the devs patch the infinite money glitch?

Desperately craving a Costco hotdog

"frog blast the vent core!"

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

cube.screen

I like saying "truth nuke"

what do you mean you can place bets on genocide? what do you mean its a multi million dollar market?

polymarket is the bleakest website i've ever witnessed omfg.

Gundam girl

- grey hairs - devious intentions - pariahed femininity - big cauldron im the soup witch

First master grade build soon :>

What if I get Brianna Wu on the podcast with the express purpose of trying to get her to cry?

freaking out when I see my robot gf rained on so I dunk her into a bathtub full of rice.