i'm waiting for NATO member states to realize that black-bagging like a dozen rich freaks could do wonders for the whole geopolitical situation

Ooh, just saw “without Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelley—harassed by her husband and Lord Byron—there would be no science fiction. You’re confusing fandom for canon.

Early in his career, William Randolph Hearst famously joked that if his papers kept losing $1 million a year, he'd lose all his money in 60 years. If the Post continues to lose $100 million a year, it will take Jeff Bezos 2000 years to lose his money.

If you're really sorry then bring back Link

Algorithms have failed artists, so once again I am appealing to the wealthy to go back to the practice of patronising artists so you can brag that your sicko is better than your rival’s sicko

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

The 1% did this shit to us. Never forget who really declared this war.

sorry I know it's annoying but we're still boned and this fell off, not sure what would help, have been stuck on this cursed work I'm not getting paid for and looking for other things, but can offer future work for you once I catch up with the rest. thanks for everyone helping 🙏💕💸 $475/????

Things have turned around SO FAST since we launched this GFM! If all goes well, we'll have both of our cars AND my PC fixed by the end of the month! We also found a cheaper place!! Would love to hit 5K on this. We're almost through the worst of it 💕💕💕 www.gofundme.com/f/help-zoe-a...

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

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Boosting. How many of my real followers have $5 to spare? (Not as many as should, dammit.)

JK Rowling is in the Epstein files so I made a shirt #JKRowling #EpsteinFiles #Epstein transcendingblood.etsy.com/listing/4451...

"I am sorry I hurt you" and "I am sorry I got caught" are very much not the same statement.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.

I don't care where you came here from or why or if you're here legally or not: if you pay taxes then you're more welcome than any billionaire will ever be.

DHS literally posted "Want cheaper housing?" with a number to report your neighbors. We did this in the Trail of Tears. We used weak people's desire for free land to get them turn on the Natives. That was the "Destiny" our nation made manifest.

*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.

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The man who murdered Renee Good didn't need a bodycam because HE FILMED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS HIS IG REEL

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I don’t think I can say this forcefully enough: hundreds of thousands of Haitians will lose status tomorrow with racist ending of their TPS & are spending today refreshing their feeds for a court order that could literally save thier lives. This is nothing short of psychosocial torture.

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

something concrete you can do this black history month is helping me keep my website active! it costs $131.88 to renew my domain this month! anything extra i get i’m spending on gas.

REMINDER: Rob Liefeld continues to get work in the comics industry in the advanced future year of 2026 *as an artist*.

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

GOOD NEWS! For the FIRST time ever, researchers have developed a targeted combination therapy that has successfully AND completely ELIMINATED KRAS-driven pancreatic tumors in experimental models. Tumors regressed COMPLETELY with NO recurrence OR major side effects. Let’s talk about that!

If you're not in a position to chip in, you can always help simply by signal boosting. And if you can chip in and would like to help give me some stability while supporting my video game research, I have a Patreon. You can also join at the free level to get alerts. www.patreon.com/acriticalhit

We're 20% of the way there. Thank you all for sharing and contributing - please keep sharing (or resharing) the link if you can. It helps more than you realize. I'm not expecting to get the full 4k for repairs, but every dollar helps - especially when I'm going to do repairs piece by piece.

At this point the rich and powerful across the globe should really just have to prove they DIDN'T go to that fucking island, and if they can't, put them in jail.

the primary blocker to UBI is the puritan belief that humanity is so sinful and depraved that it should not be permitted personhood unless it becomes 'civilised' that's how liberal social policy ended up asserting that helping people would harm them but hurting people would help them

No media outside of Kansas has picked up on the fact that the state just enacted a de facto public ban and papers-please act against trans people, and they won't, because trans people are only newsworthy if it furthers our dehumanization.

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

Now that TikTok has changed ownership in the U.S., it's as good a time as ever to again say how much I truly hate algospeak euphemisms like "unalived" and whatnot. I wish people would knock that off.

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Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. I cannot honestly deny the truth of this, and wouldn't even if I could.

even if someone is a cop, you don’t have to worship them. They have to give lawful orders. Legally speaking. Of course, in practice, the person who has the gun is the person who makes the rules. Law is largely a decision of who is permitted to commit violence.

There is no excuse for Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction & War of the Monsters not having remastered ports on Steam and current consoles right now.

Because it worked for a year when the victims weren’t a white man.

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.