Which also taps into this particular gem:

why is it that you can only be 10 minutes late to a doctors appointment but the doctor can make you wait for as long as they want until you decide to leave? one time i waited literally 90 minutes for my doctor and her only apology was oops sorry were backed up!! still charged my insurance

🌻 #myart #furryart #doodle #fisher

Reupload: Soder cats

grovyle spoke too soon #pokemonmysterydungeon

circuit birds

only $3.39!

I made zucchini latkes and we put lox on them :3 extremely decadent (and I make a great latke)

Tinkagirl CMSN

PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS i'm currently at $3655/$9000. payment for my surgery is due in 6 weeks, and i've barely gotten any help lately. *please* donate if you can, and please RT this either way, i desperately need the help. #transcrowdfund #mutualaid #gofundme #transcrowdfund #trans #surgery

she's a gamer so i call my dick my "mario penis" and other such shit like that

Imagine being in Ohio during LVFC

pals you gotta quit spotify

i need to be cracked like a glowstick

Animal Crossing 🚸

Art trade for @cliffordmackay.bsky.social! #art

Jolteon 💛x❤️ Flareon

doodlin twitch user is flurrys1

Rhett has the eyes of a murderer, but he is cold, measured, malicious; he is possessed of one goal and the infinite patience to carry it out. Link simply kills indiscriminately—in this way, he is less man and more animal

I met twink death

Its getting late .. the moon is full... I feel strange ..

Me: (trying to explain transmasculine to my very Offline sister) the distinction matters to a lot of transmascs. Me: theyre.. trans.. but not trans man.. some of them are like.. butch Plus My sister: Butch Premium......

my big #bandcampfriday album of last year is goodnightgirl.bandcamp.com/album/wannabe , my personal project to make a hyperpop album about my trans experiences -u-

200 FOLLOWER RAFFLE !!! 🎏 i’m raffling 3 (yes 3!!) full render icons to celebrate hitting this milestone >: DD !! HOW TO ENTER: 🤍 like ! 🔁 repost ! 🫂 follow me ^_^ ! 💬 comment with a SFW ref sheet of ur character ! raffle entry ends on december 10th! [ #raffle #f2e ] examples below!

being a switch is funny because one minute i am the most pathetic wet creature to ever exist and the next minute im like i have Got to get her pregnant

the beautiful lesbians who come into my work need to stop flirting with me please dont call me hun when i need to do my job bc it makes me Melt

tired animal, feel your fur against the blooms ✿

i should be allowed to slaughter people who come in to my workplace while theyre sick

kitty therapy - - - 🍜 #NoodlSoup 🌻 #furryart #webcomic #comic

ashleyninelives.bandcamp.com happy band camp friday new song funds from bc friday will help cover rent from the work i missed visiting my dad

the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness

really missing smoking weed im ngl, i rly love um,, being confident and goofy

safe for the night <3

new single ashleyninelives.bandcamp.com/album/double...

yoing

posting this in several group chats was accidentally a great test case for discovering that some people inherently do not understand echolalia as a form of humor

wrapt

“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.

when Cup wants attention

at this point my job just needs to pay me enough to get a car bc tell me why i got yelled at for both standing and sitting today