proud to announce my first book "A Tune of Whistlers & Wittlers" has been cancelled cuz it sucks "dick" and is "boring"

i must be psyllium husk da way i make this shit look easy 🗣️🗣️

it's the dog that barks in Italian

Anyways this has left me disgruntled and frustrated and annoyed and if you want to help me out financially while I try to get back on my feet from debilitating anxiety/depression paypal.me/fennofir venmo or cashapp is drgnearrings

made my one and only original tortilla chip breadcrumb veggie mac and cheese for a potluck and feedback was positive 💅🏻💅🏻

living in pittsburgh be like will i see you at the good puppy potluck ? are you going to the watersports meetup at da Rusty Finger ? are you going to polycule bowling later ?

if you give a mouse a cookie?? i should write a book called "if you give a guy some pussy" ! i mean, christ !!

gay guy to parents: i'm gay parents: okay the brita filter that sucks you off: fuuuuuck duuuuude you should have some waterrrrr 🥵

gay guy handbook

watching bar rescue and i did a double take at whatever this security service is on the bar's computer. this does not look real

i have a non-euclidean rectum

i finished House of Leaves and i feel like a new man dude jesus christ what a book

The 5 1/2 Minute Hallway

Wolf Sausage, 1983 https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5276

thinking about da werewolf from the x-files cop episode

watching a funny episode of X Files and they straight up talk about the hantavirus dawg this is a bad omen 😭😭

she succ me clean til i'm noclipping thru her walls absolutely your honor

i need to publicly apologize i DID try the arby's pulled pork as a guy who avoids it at all cost and I'm sad to report that i really liked it . i am soooo sorry for any pain / anger i've caused from this ,, i really fucked upp

guy jerking off who forgot he left the stove on: that's sooo fucking hot

coming out to parents be like mom... dad....

trent reznor at christmas: help me get my elf on the shelf i wanna hang stockings diagonal i want some candy on the in-side

maybe the real Boys Noize was the noises we made along the way 😇💅🏻

theyre saying ur a 45 on the Bitch Made Index but it doesnt account for muscle so dont worry

wolf ass,

Wolf ass

ko-fi.com/lunurivelvet Just leaving this here to help me with gas, food, etc. if you are open to!

a revelation has occured

help support me and many talented folks by grabbin a digital copy of Yiff 3 from the information superhighway 🐺🙏🏻

we're sending u to the duncecap dimension my guy

*licking every frayed cable in your car* working on opening a portal to a world of cartoons and imagination right now

I hate to have to do this, but I don't know what else I can do. I just got hit with a wage garnishment for FEMA assistance from Hurricane Katrina. I fought this years ago, but now it's back with no prior notice. Please share if you can. Any assistance is appreciated. gofund.me/1412907c5

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i'm dry bones off this rumble pack

This is something I've never done before and still feel a bit nervous about, but due to unexpected complications, I've started a GoFundMe to help cover the cost of my top surgery. Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me ❤️ gofund.me/9815977f9

channing theythem is this anything?

New Balance Fresh Foam BB v2 Gamer Tag Packs for $24 at Plato's Closet Umm Yeah Dont Mind If I Fuckin Do

hey bro i hope you dont mind but i gave scissor man from clock tower your home address

lots of little guys running around outside tonight be careful. or dont ! i hate those fucking things

everytime i listen to Crying by Björk i pretend she's saying "Krampus i neeeed you (duh duhhhhh)"

had a karen moment at da movie theatre because they took out the cherry flavored icee and replaced it with this sour dogshit. fuck you @amctheatres.bsky.social

theyre called lesbians cuz they like bian around girls imeancmon 🗣️🗣️