I want skeuomorphism but not like this

Strictly speaking “↑→↓↓↓” is a Managed Democratic symbol

I hated walking along this bridge and hearing Crash Into Me playing from the Dave Matthews Band Sewage Incident Museum every. single. day.

we fell from the path of virtue when we decided it was okay to put exit game in the options menu

This type of dense, walkable, orbital urbanism is illegal to build in much of California.

Just because it’s right that some seemingly gimmicky products are actually things which can help with disabilities doesn’t mean that *all* of the products which give that sort of gimmicky vibe are

@bay12games.com @kitfoxgames.com just a regular prod to say that I really miss being able to run Dwarf Fortress on my Mac without having to run it in a VM or through a translation layer like CrossFire

It is criminal that @netflix.com didn’t renew Kingdom for a third season

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

Okay who showed Compiz Fusion to Apple’s design team?

I wish JavaScript was different

It’s fucked up how much better Telegram’s UX is compared to like every single other messaging app. There are so many interactions where other apps don’t do quite the thing I want

For any Warner Bros. Discovery employees: git-scm.com/docs/git-rev...

So called “free thinkers” when she got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

Measles spreads *incredibly* easily and has a fatality rate of about 2-3 per 1,000 cases.

I cut into a wax-coated boule of cheese last night and now my knife looks like it was used to kill Grimace

Giant mozzarella sticks are abominations. They completely ruin the ratio of mozzarella to breading. They’re also substantially less dippable both because of their width and their lack of structural integrity

I just realized I didn’t cancel my NYT cooking subscription when I cancelled my news subscription a couple months back

His name is Doomguy not Doom Slayer. Get out of here with that edgy bullshit

@dr-axel.de for a long time I’ve meant to thank for your blog and your book. Thank you!

The verified tab of Twitter’s notification page promising “a whole lot more” is both threatening and I imagine accurate

My local pizza place’s online ordering system has the best UI for entering the tip

We just got the baby down to sleep in the last thirty minutes and then an earthquake hit

I wish Signal’s UI was better. Compared to Telegram it’s *rough*. At least it’s not Google Chat on iOS though

If you strike down the boys they will become more back in town than you can possibly imagine

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

The 3liza TikTok thread was so good

My final tally of downloaded TikToks

The mass-follow accounts are out of control on here

few people know this but the release of Morrowind was actually closer to the construction of the pyramids than the modern day

clitor-hiss

Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.

“Declarative and reproducible” is just the politically correct version of “submissive and breedable”. I’m looking at you, NixOS

All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how “we do it a little differently here” and it’s just tapas

but they were all of them deceived, for a fourteenth key was made

“Damn you autocorrect” always felt really stupid but also I couldn’t understand how anyone made typos like those until I switched from Android to iOS

Sad to report that I was unable to Jack and the Beanstalk my way into orbit with this

Oh shoot we wrote 1 cm but we’re selling this in the US where they don’t use centimeters. Fortunately we can conveniently express this in tenths of an inch, which is definitely how rulers with inches subdivide them!

I just migrated from an iPhone 12 Pro to a 16 Pro. It took about 14 hours total, and required the most manual work of any iPhone migration I’ve ever done

Time for more commentary on The Rings of Power

This is the only time I’ve ever felt envy for people who do software development on Windows

It's Selaco release day! store.steampowered.com/app/1592280/...

I’m extremely disappointed to learn that I missed the chance to be flicked off by Galileo last year en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo...

A couple days ago the source code for Descent 3 was released! github.com/kevinbentley...

borg face laser pointers why

After explaining U+202E RIGHT-TO-LEFT OVERRIDE to a coworker, I’m now trying to decide how bad an idea it is to see try to add it to my preferred name in the employee system at work and see what happens

It has been zero days since I last thought about Snape wives