Prayers up for Dolly Parton 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Apparently Trump may have violated Luigi Mangione’s right to a fair trial or his 6th amendment right with his big mouth and sausage fingers www.bbc.com/news/article...

Do not allow journos to retcon history like this. Olivia Nuzzi was fired because her fiance Ryan Lizza and her former employer New York Magazine found out she was sexting presidential candidate RFK Jr while she was reporting on the incumbent president Joe Biden's reelection campaign.

I hope this ends up in a museum. After 45/47, of course

I’m one episode in on The Studio and I see why it won so many Emmys

Yall really do throw your sign into every question 😂”I’m an Aries of course I eat cheeseburgers”

Zohran is on fire and the old guard is trying to understand why so they can stop it, instead of using it as a blueprint.

Closing narration from the "He's Alive" episode (S4Ep4) of "The Twilight Zone" that aired in 1963. Within a week after the telecast, Rod Serling and his staff reportedly received four thousand pieces of vitriolic hate mail.

I wish I’d seen this in person 😂

You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor

The gentrification final bosses #steviewonder #happybirthday #karaoke #hatecrime

The accuracy 🤯🤯🤯

A six-year-old clip that still sums up my feelings about Hulk Hogan 🤷🏾‍♂️

I just wanted to say, I’m probably more proud of this Ted talk than just about anything I’ve ever done so I’m gonna be absolutely useless for the next couple of weeks as I promote the shit out of this because I want you to watch it because it matters in the moment we are in youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg

Aight I think it’s time me to step out

Tonight at 7:30! www.eventbrite.com/e/highline-r...

At Starbucks killing time before my show & overheard someone cut a dude loose because he didn’t want to sent her nail money. Cold world 🥶🌎💅

Donna was the best. R.I.P. 🙏🏽🕊️

SpaceX is ACME of the sky

juneteenth is about african americans, as well as the preservation, tenacity, and survival of some of the most beautiful, messy, intelligent, worthy, and culturally rich people i know. don't forget that when you're using code "freedom" for 20% off today. happy freedom day, texans 😘 #already

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

Look at the President and the world’s richest man being some catty bitches during their Pride Month breakup

When you realize you’ve aged out of #poptheballoon

Kim Kardashian Graduates Law School theonion.com/kim-kar...

Creepshow with the roaches 🤮

I was leaving a show in VA & ran into the power outage. VA drivers are WAY worse in the dark with a side order of anarchy

Are client project requests on LinkedIn Service Marketplace legit? I ask because I keep getting them from the strangest places

Y’all gotta chill with the “In Memoriam” templates 🤣 Happy Birthday #RalphTresvant

Days late Shannon Sharpe rant: As a member of Gen X, none of us should be dealing with 20-somethings, let alone a 19 year old. How TF do I look trying to explain the Wu-Tang Clan to my date?

I witnessed 9/11 AND the Challenger. Gen X hearts pump diesel fuel ⛽️

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

Is it wrong that I assume all tall people know someone in the league? The 7-foot community ain’t that big #nopunintended

I have to tell people this as soon as I’m onstage and my jokes go from zero to melanated

This commercial still goes hard #EarthDay

Donald Trump fears @amberruffin.bsky.social www.npr.org/2025/03/29/n...

This is happening Wednesday. Come through at 7pm or 9pm resy.com/cities/washi...

The best analogy for what’s happening right now

I thought it was psychological, but green drinks do taste different 🤢 ☘️ Happy #StPatricksDay

This Saturday! Join me at Highline RxR for some laughs! www.eventbrite.com/e/highline-r...

The vibraphonist, composer and jazz-funk pioneer helped inspire the neo-soul movement, and his best-known song was sampled over 100 times.

This Saturday at The Heist in Bowling Green VA we have all the Hehes. Featuring @jaredstern.bsky.social @leonscott.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

90’s rappers used to save some of their best verses for malt liquor youtu.be/u6ftwDlFZUw?...

I need whoever owns the rights to those old St Ides commercials to release all of the music on vinyl youtu.be/swLJyjk-OGI?...

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

The FBI is being run by actual amusement park caricatures that can speak

Last imaginary monologue joke: President Trump hosted a Black History Month celebration, where attendees were happy to finally set foot in the big house.

I’m getting in the swing of writing monologue jokes again, hence my last few posts

A Historic ocean liner departed Philadelphia on voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef. Meanwhile, OPS has been hijacked by the world’s largest South African queef