Translation: I am now frequently reminded that there are other religions in the world and that threatens me.

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

This is the other big story people aren't paying attention to but you really need to widen your lens. The broligarchy is coming for all of our milkshakes. fair.org/home/as-elli...

A is Percocet day B is Ketamine day C is Hydroxychloroquine day D is Dexamethasone day E is Modafinil day F is Xanax day G is Ambien day And repeat

"It's the privileged who talk like this! We need to burn down the system for the oppressed!" What do you think will happen to your disabled allies in the starvation and rubble of a civil war fought with cruise missiles and drones? You think their meds will still be available?

I'm sure if we just keep shouting about the rules they will eventually recognize their mistakes and scrap their plans.

My mom loves Jimmy Fallon. I'm sure a lot of other moms do too. Please, cancel his show. Wake all the moms to what is happening. Just give us a minute to make the bed and straighten our room. Thanks.

I hope Henry VIII ghost haunts the f*ck of out of Windsor Castle tonight.

The natural, indeed.

Uh, some of them are pretty good, actually.

If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute. by Pam Bondi

Generally speaking, people don't burn down the things they own. Specifically speaking, that slice just burned the fuck out of my mouth.

jesus christ, Scott Bessent's face punching threats alone should be sufficient to establish that there is more violent rhetoric coming from the right than the left.

UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.

More and more it seems like what people are describing when they use the words 'rigged' and 'conspiracy' is just capitalism.

all of American culture promotes CHEER WHEN THE BAD GUY DIES

This is how you do it.

We're about to enter an era of insufferable think pieces. God help us.

Freedom of speech means the government can't restrict what you say. It doesn't mean you are free to live without consequences for the things you say.

Has anyone checked the McDonalds in Altoona?

It's hard to find words when faced with a senseless tragedy like this. The country is wounded but we will heal and move forward together as one nation. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/a...

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

I'm really sick of this narrative. We were actually quite prepared. Epidemiologists had been expecting it for most of the 20th century. They wrote an entire playbook in the Obama admin. The suggestion that we weren't "prepared" is total bullshit. It was our leaders who weren't prepared.

Fixed it.

There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process. This is kidnapping and human trafficking.

MOOD

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Damn, I guess I should have used my Marxist pick up lines.

A shocking new study: This new predictor explains over 98% of variance in autism prevalence. And you know what? This new predictor is RFK Jr.'s age. I did this "study" in 7 minutes. 🧵 1/ #CausalSky #EpiSky

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

The 1950s and 1960s were not a natural state of affairs 'pre-neoliberalism'; they were a product of a very strange time period in which every other industrialized state had seen much of its capital stock absolutely obliterated while ours was mostly untouched

Pinning this: Alito and Thomas will not retire until they hear the birthright citizenship case. Those guys have been waiting their entire careers to rule the constitution unconstitutional.

Getting attached to the idea of retirement was my first mistake.

Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.

Throwing the car in reverse while going 90 miles an hour is never the best way to change direction.

And just like that, the resistance has its own inside joke catch phrase. Hank tough, indeed.

It's times like these when I appreciate my depression-era grandma, who taught me the real value of an empty tub of Country Crock.

Looks like I picked the wrong week not to have a brain the size of a cat’s.

Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.

Let's be clear: it's not "deportation" or "disappearing". It's kidnapping, plain and simple. And the last time I checked, kidnapping is illegal.

It's poetry that racist Strom Thurman's filibuster record to stop the Civil Rights Act was broken by a black man in the Senate. Condolences in Hell, Strom.

I've figured out time travel. With each passing day, 2028 feels farther and farther away.

Julien only joined the Boy Genius three-way to get to Lucy. Classic move.

FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025 Mercury Goes into Retrograde This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.

While even we admit crime on the subway is unusual, our ability to generate headlines that make it seem like crime on the subway is rampant is at an all time high.

“We’re going to fight inflation by imposing tariffs on our closest trading partners to ensure higher prices”, is logic you just can’t argue with.

At the start of COVID, we all learned how to beat airborne viruses like the flu: by wearing masks and staying home when we are sick. It's a real shame we haven't translated those important lessons into long-term behavioral change.

Democrats don't have a messaging problem, they have a marketing problem. I should be able to go on Tiktok right now and be inundated with interviews of fired veterans, veterans who have lost vital services, and farmers and small business owners being hurt by tariffs.

The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025. This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.