Gonna be honest gang, if you'd told me I'd look like this when I was 37 I would not have believed it.

D'you know, I just now realised. I won. I remember a moment when I was a boy, and I first understood that I was expected to become a man, and be a husband, and do all that that entailed. And I *abhorred* it. I was maybe seven years old, and I knew in my bones I couldn't bear that future.

Shopping for furniture makes me want to commit acts of terrible violence. I just want to buy a desk made from actual wood and not fucking chipboard and veneer, but product names will say "Solid Wood" and when you click through the details say "solid wooden legs and a particleboard tabletop."

You know what one of my most formative memories of porn is? Seeing a video which had the outtakes. It was a totally forgettable gay porn I watched when I was first figuring out I was bisexual.

I need to get tied up way more often

The fear of being turned into a faggot is realer and older than the fear of guns.

THE BOSS: Snake, I want to see the world united despite humanity's differences. To be clear, this doesn't mean War Forever. NAKED SNAKE: Oh shit, thanks for mentioning that, War Forever was gonna be like my first plan. MAJOR ZERO: Ask her if Computer Overlords are also off the table.

Hwurgle. New estrogen dosage is kicking my ass lately. Had a crying jag earlier about the way my parents made soup for me as a kid. 😭

adding on the addendum that not every friendship involves fucking, even if you are someone who frequently fucks your friends

If I could channel my anger at the sheer fucking *state* of things into a beam attack I think I could fix everything.

I don't care whether you're trans or not, don't show up in my comments or my messages if you're gonna derogatorily refer to other trans women as "disgusting". I don't use language like that for my people, and you probably shouldn't either.

hmmm. bnugny

I'm so glad we never got a Kurosawa Godzilla because I'm not convinced he wouldn't have actually nuked a lizard and then complained the lizard wasn't a good enough actor and insisted they do it again.

Realising that one of the things about learning about sex from porn is that if you learn the *right* things then it means other people think you're incredibly hot because you look like a porn star when they fuck you.

Headcase Locking sensory deprivation hood

@pandorahex.bsky.social care to comment?

The Scrench is a fantastic stream, and the community it's build is one of the nicest groups of weird queer folk I've run across. If you're following me and not watching Traditional Scrench, you owe it to yourself to give it a shot.

Remember girls, a dog isn't just for christmas, she's for wife

I know there's games that do it somewhat but I'm not talking about Ghosts of Tsushima style stuff. I want a first person game where I have to manage the dishonour of being too stinky at the tea ceremony.

Eggs Benedict Arnold, the breakfast of traitors.

Grinning smugly as I order another intentionally misspelled 'whine cellar' sign knowing the 4 puppy girls I have chained up down there will never see my funny joke

Big fucking same. Every time I get the nervous sweats even if it's a journey I've done loads.

The trouble with big tranny events is there's good odds you meet a beautiful woman only to realise she's dating a friend of yours and also you've seen her posts

I'm fantasising about proposing to her in public. I'm so fucking cooked. (We've talked about this, it would not be a surprise.)

Gonna put in a rec here for T. Kingfisher's "World of the White Rat" books, which are some of the only cishet romances I've ever really enjoyed, partly because all the men in them are absolutely *staggering* wifeguys. Every male love interest is 100% ride or die for eating pussy and it rules.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Leaving a handful of thumbtacks on the floor for my masochist roomba

"...the only reflections in the lake were a slash of causeway, a dot of pavilion, a mustard seed of a boat and the two or three specks of ourselves aboard it."

its important that you give your plucky underdog rebels an absolute dogshit color scheme. plucky underdog rebels love having just the worst understanding of color theory you can possibly imagine.

Call me a fucking agp or whatever but it feels so goddamn good these days to look at myself naked and see both a dick *and* tits.

(quoted with permission from a friend of mine) "There are trans girls into watersports who spend less time thinking about trans girls pissing than the British government."

Thinking again about my birthday party and how like. It felt like the kind of party I used to not be cool enough to be at? I've been knocking it out of the fucking park on "making incredibly cool friends" the last couple of years.

Extremely funny for me to discover the author of *Warhound* is British, which means there's an extremely high chance I'm only like two degrees of separation away from her.

tfw your girlfriend doms you over voice while you're watching TV together and tells you to suck your fingers as if they're her cock so she can listen to you gag on it while she masturbates 🥴

Feeling cute :3

Got some Kodak 400 TX developed. Here are a few photos that I ended up liking most. I think this theme is all about water. Wasn’t planned but I guess that is what I get for living on the coast.

A lot of journalists are writing stories about DIY now and I don't trust any of them not to scaremonger about it to build support for crackdowns. I've refused requests for interviews on this. Do not talk to the media about DIY.

I told my GF earlier that sometimes I can go a whole couple of hours without thinking of her, and then I remember she's real and I love her and I get all emotional and gooey. I may have been lying about the "go a couple of hours without thinking of her" part.

So I got an amazon voucher from my sister for my birthday, and I thought "ooh, I know what I can do, I can finally buy a copy of Warhound, I've been meaning to read that!"

My girlfriend is the best woman in the world. If you have a girlfriend or wife of your own, I hope you reflexively and profoundly disagree. She deserves that from you.

I do just find myself in conversations that make me laugh

Girlfriends are pretty great. Whoever invented girlfriends nailed it

Every once in a while lately I catch sight of myself in a mirror unexpectedly and get jumpscared by how feminine I look. It's getting harder and harder to see a man there.

The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.

There are forces in the world trying to take the things - community, friends, lovers - we love most away from us. The most earnest, rational, and effective response is to love those things unflinchingly, to give ourselves over entirely to caring for and maintaining those things.

Birthday party picture from yesterday featuring @ashleyfinch.bsky.social and @pandorahex.bsky.social along with my other wonderful friends :)))

You uh, quite sure on that pronounciation, Mister Spock?