Yeah fuck it boobs and face

Your friendly neighbourhood witch is here to help! I really love my life that this is a question I get sincerely asked

Me and my partner are joking back and forth about self confidence Her: “I have no idea why you don’t have self-esteem you stupid bitch!” Me: ummm, red light?

EVERYONE FINDS THIGH HIGH SOCKS ON GIRLS HOT! I refuse to believe otherwise! It’s like eye liner!

Just got on a PACKED Train with people moving up the middle past a grumpy older guy who had his bag very resolutely on the chair next to him Me: *checks the thing at the top that says the chair is definitely not booked* Me: *Taps the guy* Me: *Taps the guy again, there’s a queue forming*

Me to a girl after a night spent fucking her in a hotel room: “Babe, why does my neck hurt?” Her: “….” Me: “Oh right, the pussy eating”

On the train home and discussing the weekend with the girl I spent it with and also telling my geef what we got up to Brain filled with happy horny chemicals again. Am all hazy on the train Awawa 🦊

Spent the weekend in Manchester with an afab girl for the first time in a long time! The phrase “can I sit on your face” is going to stick in my head for a long time Plus, turns out eating pussy is like riding a bike BABY! Ya NEVER lose the skills!!

Had a fun, flirty evening texting with some girls last night Spending tonight being very sincerely told by a girl that she’s going to breed me and make sure I get pregnant and watch my body change and ffffuuuuuck 🥵🥵 Very different types of evenings. Both very fun

A friend of mine recently created a group chat for me, her and two of her partners to discuss doing acid together sometime. I don’t know the two partners but am close with the friend. Guess how long it was from the creation of the group to the first tit pic being sent. Answer in the next one.

Poem 🤷‍♀️

Jools Holland is a figure this time of year

Happy New Year! Year of the Jess! Xoxo 💋

Colleague: Jess where did you run off to so suddenly? Me: Oh, small personal emergency no big deal, sorted it Reality: One of my parts slipped out of my cage and I had to run to my locker to grab my emergency key before getting to a single changing room to unlock and refit

On a bit of a writing thing tonight

Me to my partner after a rave until 7am - “Babe, why does my jaw hurt so much?” Her - “….” Me - “Oh right, the MDMA”

I may have joined a server that’s related to a fetish and things may have escalated and now I’m insanely turned on and horny and it’s 13:26 on a Wednesday and I don’t see any of my partners until this weekend at the earliest sooo.. Just gonna have to be out of my mind for a couple of days I guess?

Fuck it

Tale from the trans vault: This one time I was masturbating next to my partner. After…. a while my partner turned to me and said “What? does it owe you money?” Months later I asked her if it was cos of how long it was taking. She said “That, and how furious you’d become.”

I do just find myself in conversations that make me laugh

Might have something special coming up for y’all in a couple of days It’s been a minute since I had my exhibitionist streak fulfilled and posting pics on the internet feels a good way to indulge 🤔

Getting ready for a quiet night in with my partner 😊

I’m not saying my girlfriend is incredible at sex but this morning I was getting dressed and accidentally put my top on backwards and didn’t realise until she pointed it out

I don’t wanna be one of those people who makes a single animal they’re like whole personality buuuuut I fucking love foxes, they’re the best, they make me so happy and the thought of them being around is incredibly cute and lovely to me and I don’t care who knows it Fox girl arc when?

Gang? Turns out that wearing tops where your bra is like partly visible at the front is super hot and very welcomed at both the rave, the play room and at a nice Italian diner. We be learning about being publicly slutty!

Finally getting around to watching I Saw the Tv Glow and ummmmm **Urge for tattoo rising**

Trying something different. A poem in two screenshots

Gods it’s been too long 😊🖤

Good start to the weekend 😊

That is not a fucking scythe THAT IS NOT A FUCKING SCYTHE!!!

She is so sweet 🥹

Kitten sitting :3

Forgot that Locktober was a thing until I opened Instagram for the first time in a couple of days and essentially got beaten around the neck and head by videos all about it That does mean that the algorithm is working as it should though

Dyu know sometimes people say stuff to me that it genuinely takes me two minutes to know what to say back

Walked past a street Jesus person with a mic talking about rejecting the devil Wearing knee high boots, a skirt, a tight black t-shirt to show off my giant tits, a collar and cuffs, grinned at him waved and he genuinely paused for a second I’d LOVE to know what went on in his head just then

Major problem gang. Got my nipples pierced recently while off from work and they’ve made shit CRAZY sensitive of which I’m a big fan. Went back to work and am wearing a slightly thinner bra today and they’re rubbing against my work top and it’s just enough to be pleasant and it’s driving me crazy

Slut, interestingly enough, has amazing mouthfeel as word

Watranda Forever! Is that something? Has that got any juice?

Just got my nipples pierced after wanting to do it for years Pics not to follow (unless you ask super nicely)

Masturbating to a video of you masturbating ……. Ultimate in narcissism?

I recently noticed how sensitive my lips have gotten. I was kissing someone and all of a sudden I noticed how tingly and nice it felt directly on my lips which is definitely a new development! I always saw kissing as a really nice way to display affection but now it’s actually pleasurable to me!

eggs will be, like, both vaguely and intensely jealous of the ability women have to compliment other women on their looks without coming across as creepy, and intentionally act faggier to get away with it

Had a blast on this over the afternoon. I’ve owned a tiny lil one and this seems like something next level to me! Lemme know if I’m showing my amateur status though and your own home rigs!

Tits r indeed the yummy suckble. Yeah I stream. Have fun gang!

Oh and shout out to the American woman on the train today. It was so packed that it was standing room and she saw me in discomfort because of it and asked if I was okay When it got to my stop and I asked to get off she loudly said “okay people, out the way, she needs to get off the train”

it’s a classic for a reason.

Spent all night smoking weed and cuddling with a girl before jumping on a train this morning (no shower) to go get tagged twice in the ass before cuddling and falling asleep next to a different girl Just walked her to the station and went the shop before realising that I fucking reek of sex rn

It’s incredible how you sometimes wear clothes for yourself and sometimes you wear them for the female gaze. Got complimented a bunch in my top tonight at a lesbian gathering gang

Watched my girlfriend make out with another girl last night. So, right, I don’t know if it was the booze, the weed, the poppers or my continued and never ending descent into full on perversion BUT….. that shit was hot 👉👈