Fuckin hell :/// I keep trying to do a princessification scene with my girlfriend but every time we start we get interrupted by my neighbours paparazzi-on-a-motorbikeification scene

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Too late, I have already depicted you as the cuck final wars zilla concept art and myself as the chad final wars goji concept art

The most tedious curmudgeonly motherfucker alive: "hmmmm I am extremely grown up"

Ooo I still replay this every couple of years

Being disabled :) not fun :))

Speccing into bloke mage (I summon pints and throw them at your head)

rene good being called a "single mother" when she was in fact a married lesbian should not be ignored btw her death and the way her lesbianism was used to justify her murder is part and parcel with the heterosexual regime we love under

I for one am shocked that pedophile.exe has failed to revolutionise the workplace

Ooough rabit who loses 10kg since October

Computer, 15 kilometres of fleshlight, tepid

Clown girl who jorks her peanits to completion but all that comes out is a little white flat with "cum" written on it

God FFXIV did bunnies so dirty, how do you live with yourselves 50IdenticalBoringTwinksWithTheSameFaces.exe

If you’re still on twitter I will have to assume you’re either a paedophile or absolutely fine with hanging out with them & seeing CSAM in your feed.

Iunno man I've shoved like 8 of these up my nose now and I'm feeling nothing

Oooo I love to be told 2 months from my surgery date that actually I'm not on the waiting list after all and that it's gotten 1-3 months longer than when I was told I was on it

Damn girl you post with those thumbs?

Slapping the big bottle of Catholicism out of the hands of the trans girl who isn't sure she hates herself enough

Deerbs ,,,

They have yet to make a type of human more evil than 35+ year old puppygirls

Instagram took down my latex posts ;-; skegerton

Please help my wife and my girlfriend and my girlfriend keep accusing me of being a lesbian

I keep getting Instagram ads with some variation of "join us on a mini-pubcrawl of X" Friend please you are literally just going to a couple of bars

They built ffxiv levels 1-50 in a lab with the express intention of designing a game that is evil

the guardian: let's uncritically publish a statement from a campaign group but frame it as news! we're journalists! they're a third rate PR firm and the sooner people stop sharing their shit the better. If you're paying them you're a mug.

Huff life 3 (you have to solve so many armpit physics puzzles)

Happy life day, pals

Local rabit defeats illness by being extremely warm and sleeping for 11 hours, with these powers I will kill god

Nicest prettiest robot girl(not girl) who buys me flower when I'm sick Q.Q

Burger Princess X Gyros Mommy

Sometimes gender is a butch tranny in bunny slippers knocking up some quick chocks in the back garden to stop the washing machine from wobbling

Grinning smugly as I order another intentionally misspelled 'whine cellar' sign knowing the 4 puppy girls I have chained up down there will never see my funny joke

"It's just horse armor", "it's just cosmetic", "you don't have to use it", normalized microtransactions. Look where that got us. "We're just using it in the productivity area" "it's not doing any of the creative work" is AI horse armor. Let them get away with a little and they'll only take more.

The most important thing in the world is when you're cooking a meal for someone you love and they come and cuddle you from behind, we peaked as a species when we invented that and nothing else has come close.

Listening to a dramatic reading of my immortal in 2025 because Cass had never heard of it, wasn't prepared for how it's just exactly helluva boss

Leaving a handful of thumbtacks on the floor for my masochist roomba

Get out of the house, we don't own a creepy cuck statue

Internet broken, washing machine exploded, I am being beaten with the large mallet for smashing rabits (the large rabit smashing mallet)

I just think estate agents should grow up and get real jobs

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

Smoking the weed that makes you cook a beef bourguignon

"don't trust any thought about yourself after 9pm" extends to the entire month of December

A lot of journalists are writing stories about DIY now and I don't trust any of them not to scaremonger about it to build support for crackdowns. I've refused requests for interviews on this. Do not talk to the media about DIY.

It's important to make art for your wibe

This rules, fuck AI and everyone so pathetic they need it