Longing to be free of this medical prison so I may enjoy one delicious cigarette

www.reddit.com/r/linux/s/jf... Mega thread on who is behind these age verification laws, spoiler alert it’s Meta.

If you want to know what it's like to live in England, I get 3 marketing emails every day from a local chip shop who seemingly refuse to remove me from their mailing list.

This bitch can fit so much fucking hating zer job into one day

Getting my own back for 9/11 by storming the airport runway in this bad boy and evaporating the nearest boeing

I don't actually sleep at night, I lay awake devoting my full and complete attention to cuddling my girlfriends, it's a state of absolute focus and I maintain it for 8 hours straight *with ease* I am the JoJo protagonist of spooning women.

Begging my rabit doctor for a lopotamy

They're holding back releasing the HRT that gives me enormous antlers because they know I would gore kier starmer to a permanent end

I mean, I knew I was right about this anyway but I could have done without being immediately vindicated.

Twice this week I have BPD manipulated my polycule into sitting down and having a nice dinner that I have cooked because I love them 😤 such is the evil of rabits

god finding this is like stumbling across a buried USB drive in the woods. bizarre

Ah fuck, our defensive war (on the side of the aggressor) is getting so expensive they've had to turn down the render distance

The only good design trait is big floppy ears, if your character doesn't have them it's pointless

Real vegans pay extra for Tim tams so they're not eating penguins

True Art

Male loneliness is the least they deserve, actually.

Microsoft has announced that windows 12 will burn your house down and kick your dog

Hey did you know it's easy to sideboot a Linux POP install and that it can still read and use your windows file structure and play games so you don't need to lose everything to stop using this bullshit? I just think that's a really interesting fact.

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

Spending my GRS recovery writing my biblical toxic yaoi tokusatsu erotica Sodom X Gamera

Had pizza for the first time in 6 months,,, ough,,, see you again in another 6 months frisbee of infinite tummy ache

Eheheh snushine

Comedowns are a sign that your heart is impure, it you experience these it is a sign that you simply must love harder u.u

Giving a guy on the dark web all the jellybeans in my pocket to skinamarink my boss

I cannot stress enough how important DIY HRT is, gender services are not set up to help you and they will not help you. You will never be the CoRrEcT kInD oF tRaNnY for them and even if you are they will steal years of your life in return for subpar care delivered poorly.

due to my horrible doomscrolling addiction, i have made a script to slowly fade in a horse over my entire browser over the course of a minute that you cannot remove unless you refresh the page making it so i cant use twitter for more than 2 minutes

I grew up often homeless and missing meals. I had to poop in an outhouse. I’ve had to burn belongings for warmth. I lived in an area where Army recruiters promised a way out. I still didn’t join the military. Stop pretending it’s classist to say that joining the military is unacceptable.

char aznable (10 months hrt)

I think if you can ever be in latex and have the chance to have like,,, 6 incredibly pretty people's hands on your body at once you should do that.

The woke left don't want you to know this but Strapatsada is the best breakfast to prepare you for a day of taking substances and kissing pals /platonic

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

Tapping the sign

Losing 12% of your bodyweight in 5 months challenge (actually not that hard)

Drones 🥰 With @kimbnuy.bsky.social and @petrichorus.bsky.social

most scary american cryptid: "yeah haha if you hear a voice in the forest no you didnt haha man you dont even want to know what hides in appalachia haha no im not misappropriating native folklore what are you talking about" least scary european cryptid:

i would fuck ivan ooze unprotected

I did the dipshit idiot test

God I turn 30 next year, pretty sure that's when you die and all your bones fall out and are awful

someone in AI fucked up and actually told the truth

Discovering through job hunting that in fact you *cannot* pay me to go to london

Get yourself a girlfriend who buys you gloves and drops them off at work if you mention having cold hands in the morning ;-;

The best animes are just fight scenes in between the author staring down the barrel of the camera and reading an entire Wikipedia article

Bought my soundbar in to the office so we could stop listening to the guy on the radio being racist, rewarded with my co-worker putting Lou Bega's Mambo No.5 on the playlist twice (because it never came on)

I'm really glad I'm losing weight but ough it has ruined cooking for me which is pretty much my only real passion and I would not be doing it if it wasn't for surgery

Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)

I have come into possession of a catsuit that fits real good ! Prepare for so much fuckable robot images