I got an Alexis commission once, it was pretty cool. www.deviantart.com/alexisraine/...

a little tidbit that i think of now and again is a friend of mine telling me that when she worked for doordash, people who ordered Chick-Fil-A would constantly offer no tips. Keep in mind that doordash automatically sets you up to tip, you have to manually enter the zero yourself to deny a tip.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Week 4 of One Potion Please is out now! o111.itch.io/one-potion-p...

Please please please help my friend out!!

hey, shit's about to get a little hairy in the new year so I'm gonna be opening for a few of these about a week from now, on saturday the fourth.

At some point dr robotnik was like, I gotta give metal sonic a crotch

the way anime does the "oh let us compare boob sizes and the biggest one will be a prideful and laugh about being the biggest" is unrealistic and a bit misogynistic but also if i had big anime boobs i would act like that.

similarly to all the creepypasta cliches people like joking about, we should really start getting on tv trope's case because the phrase "let that sink in" appears on like 80% of the "nightmare scary moments" pages.

🍹Beach Day🏖️ 2 girls, 2 drinks, and 2 different reactions to them ;) --- Mei: @misuzugon.bsky.social Dva: @merurava.bsky.social Particle hair: @scragboy.bsky.social --- #breastexpansion #inflation #sizesky #rule34 #dva #mei #overwatch

blueberry fetishists discussing old lore:

last week's story is now out publicly! anyone who wishes to read about the milfs from deltarune turning into helium balloons is free to do so at the following links www.deviantart.com/alexisraine/... www.furaffinity.net/view/62417840

I think unless a patch drops Sonic Racing Crossworlds is going to be Mario Kart Wii 2 because oh my god you made the Extreme Gears the Drift-happy boost machines everyone is going to use extreme gears the speed you get from boosting is so fuckin insane why would you not use them

So @burgerkurger.com made a game called Lilith's Lair and I played it. Watch as two once bitter enemies have an awkward heart to heart because fuckass magic gave them both a weird kink awakening and now they gotta kinda live with that like goddamn. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

Why is it a recurring problem for me that when looking at breast expansion scenes in hentai a measurable chunk of them do the breast expansion as a result of the girl having a bunch of slugs or bug eggs implanted in her boobs?

being a writer means I will be deep into masturbating to a picture of a girl with a hose in her mouth inflating her boobs and my brain will randomly go "okay so what's the backstory, why does she do what she does?"

Evil wizard trying to figure out my deal because I was way too prepared with practical uses for the inflation curse he put on me

No more fat girl fall, now rises floating girl fall

Do cow furries choose cow out of aesthetics and stuff or to minmax on the titties

do you think there's a lost soul out there who actually does have a fetish for economic inflation? The misunderstood loner?

So @burgerkurger.com made a game called Lilith's Lair and I played it. Watch as two once bitter enemies have an awkward heart to heart because fuckass magic gave them both a weird kink awakening and now they gotta kinda live with that like goddamn. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

I think that those copaganda shows could be improved if instead of Blatantly Unrealistically Powerful Latino Gang #507, they ended up going against an actual wizard out of nowhere. Complete shift to urban fantasy that scares all the cops.

weird things happening on fb

need to have the sort of sex that puritanical payment processors would piss themselves about

getting weird looks leading my non-kink friends through a dungeon laden with kink traps because I have a suspicious amount of knowledge on how to avoid all of the traps and scenarios

The endpoint of all of this is someone showing up to a murder trial because they tore a drawing of a character in half and obviously that's killing that character.

Is it too much to ask a social media platform to just exist and do its job without deciding to puritanify / antiminority-ify its policies

Popeyes has better food and its location distribution is nigh-identical to chick fil a, you definitely have an alternative to the homophobic chicken

what do you mean borderlands 4 is out? I want all my video game talk to be hollow knight and silksong and maybe whatever game im emulating at the moment, i dont wanna think about borderlands writing im so tired please i dont care anymore

>shooting in america >"it'll definitely be a leftist this time" >look inside >another white right wing weirdo

Why is Samus on a bike in a wide open plains that is not Metroid Prime vibes you do not need to stick every protag into big open field that is not how it works

Wait Nintendo remembered Galaxy 2 exists?

what do you mean borderlands 4 is out? I want all my video game talk to be hollow knight and silksong and maybe whatever game im emulating at the moment, i dont wanna think about borderlands writing im so tired please i dont care anymore

Character who sees porn of herself where she's given way bigger tits than usual and goes "buddy, I wish that were true"

"we're going to put our weight behind the jackboot thugs everyone is hating more and more" says institution who thinks political thermostatic backlash is a myth

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with gluing a plastic nozzle to my body as a fashion statement

i appreciate you liking me for my personality, but you like me for my huge boobs too right? The huge boobs are sort of my main gimmick, a lot of my deeper lore has to do with boobs and boobs inflating so you're gonna want to be on board with the boobs

all the drone kink people are like "the hive is fully efficient" what if it wasn't? what if the drones kept tripping over stuff and fucking up? what if there was a drone crying because it forgot how the control panel worked? what if the hive ruler was on 2 hours of sleep? come on, dream a little.

Ma'am I'm not chasing you because you're trans, I'm a giant boulder. We're doing the crash bandicoot chase level thing. My shallow intentions aren't the issue it's the camera angle not giving you sufficient time to jump the bottomless pits

Reading through old bodyinflation.org threads is a split between people sharing porn they made with a box of scraps in dial-up-modem times and people genuinely angry that The Incredibles baited them because obviously Elastigirl is required to inflate she's stretchy.

I know it's not how the world works, but I like to imagine some big AAA gaming executive seething because their rushed market-analysis cookie cutter sparklefart game flopped after crunching devs for 6 months meanwhile something like Silksong or Deltarune comes out and crashes steam servers

what the fuck is silksong, i'm still waiting for sonic racing crossworlds to come out

*looking at handler/hound mechsploitation lesbian porn*: man some people really got their money's worth out of armored core 6

inflation stories: wow, this feels weird, but oddly arousing... I wanna get bigger... taylormadeclips videos: OH GOD IT HURTS I'M SO SCARED HRRRGGGH MY SKIN IS STRETCHING I'M GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAHHHHH

Labor Day honors the temptation of the average laborer to sleep in on a Monday after a nice weekend by just letting them do so.

what annoys me about "this is such sex appeal bait" guys is half the time you look at what they're talking about and it's fucking milquetoast as shit. like a guy ranting about how incredible an ice cream is and you look over and he's eating a carton of vanilla Edy's

youtuber: I've found these problematic themes in this show aimed at children, and I must tell you in this three hour video essay me, thinking of all the horrific slurs i would want panty from panty and stocking to call me while we have sloppy lesbian sex: i see