Princess Daphne (Dragon's Lair) Breast Inflation 🎈 #breastexpansion #breastinflation

Sure #doodle

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

us legislative branch is split in two paths "US House passes Bad Act 215-212 with republicans holding slim majority." "US Senate passes GIVE ME YOUR FLESH I'M GONNA FUCKING PUNCH IT ALL OFF AND DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD I HATE YOU Act 85-15 in heartwarming display of bipartisanship."

politics post of the night: lmao of course roy cooper bulldozed NC primary. the man got the state through COVID and plays NC politics like a fiddle. he's a walking cheat code for dems.

First post here! A breast expansion sequence

Fio (Metal Slug) inflating her breasts 🎈 #breastexpansion #breastinflation

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

(going back in time to meet the guy who invented the bike pump): your work is not yet done. we need to figure out how to make this work on boobs.

If you have sex and your orgasm doesn't cause you to inflate and helplessly begin floating away while your partner lays on the ground satisfied and uncaring, was it really sex?

eliza skullgirls is so hot i wish she would inflate my tits and threaten to kill me

do you ever wonder if part of the reason the media is so bad in this country is that schools teach the bill of rights and how important the first amendment is for freedom of the press. But then they don't teach how the press can make decisions so people assume the press can do no wrong because hey-

the key to understanding moral panics is knowing that coca cola would put tiny screens playing hardcore porn on all their bottles and run ads saying "BUY OUR STUFF OR WE'LL KILL YOU FUCK YOU" if it was legal and made them the most money

Day 1 impressions so i am ready to change this as i play it more, but Fraud in ULTRAKILL just feels like an overload of "what the fuck am I doing and where do I even go." Got a headache going through this.

is maid tf kink about the sexy costume and submissive theming or fantasizing about owning a house large enough that the maid wouldn't be done in like 30 minutes?

cop show idea: it goes normally through the first episode until they're called to arrest a homeless guy for loitering. The cops are belligerent despite the homeless man pleading and trying to cooperate. Suddenly the man's skin turns green and he tells them to run. It was actually a Hulk show.

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

I want a remake of my little pony where instead of blasting the villain with a friendship laser they just jump them in a circle and beat them to death. still holds true to the themes I think.

from now on i will indicate if a character is trans in a story i write by their ability to wavedash like a mishima from tekken

Okay so quick thoughts on demon tide because i played it very fun. Had a blast, 100%ing it feels paced well, even cleanup was fun because the movement in this game is so fun. very obviously busted badges, bubble is basically an extra jump, love it love figuring out how hard i can push my mobility

LAYER 8: FRAUD arrives... NEXT WEEK.

clarifying what genitals a character has by using "Outie Nozzle" and "Innie Nozzle" for penis and vagina.

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - questionable practicality.

Putting the reality warper in front of an ASMR hypno tf video and seeing if he turns himself into a girl

demon tides first half hour: having fun so far, enjoying new movement options i like the exploration demon tides hour one to two: ✋︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎✌︎❄︎☜︎ ANTIGRAVITY MECHANICS ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 👍︎✌︎💣︎☜︎☼︎✌︎ 👍︎☟︎✌︎☠︎☝︎☜︎ 👌︎🕆︎☹︎☹︎💧︎☟︎✋︎❄︎ MR MINT TRIALS 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ☝︎⚐︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎💣︎💧︎☜︎☹︎✞︎☜︎💧︎ FUCKING SHIT DAMNIT

What do you mean demon tide is out I was in the middle of another huge risk of rain binge damnit

A playable demo for my next game, Bellagarth's Quest, is available now for FREE on Steam and Itch! store.steampowered.com/app/4363960/... burgerkurger.itch.io/bellagarths-... Please consider sharing the demo (appropriately!) and wishlisting on Steam if you enjoyed it!

Reminder: under no circumstance should you give discord your ID. It is gonna -suck- trying to set up alternatives, and this whole fiasco is going to damage communities, but you CANNOT give them your info

Audience reviews of my horror movie "The Invincible Monster Who Can Teleport And See Through Walls Also Cell Phones Don't Work" have not been good. Thinking I may have written myself into a corner on this one.

its my bday, i am 30 now

its my bday, i am 30 now

turning 30 tomorrow, love the cold i got right beforehand, truly a great sign spending the day before with a fever

"ah, I'm fighting off an infection. to show this, I should make the throat feel like sandpaper all day. this is the best way of communicating an internal illness to the brain" - the human body

do you think one day they'll reprint harry potter books with a warning at the front like the ones you see at the beginning of the tom and jerry cartoons that had blackface

it's not delivery, or digorno. i don't know what it is. some real fuck-ass pizza right here.

Promising headline that completely overstates what is expressed in the actual text Discord's response can be summed up to saying they're aware of the ethical and security problems, but they're not doing anything of substance to protect or respect users, and will make zero substantial policy changes

please we'll give you orbs. You can have credits. What about quest points. We have boosts. You can get more tokens. We'll even give you bonuses! (yes we will still show you ads even if you pay us)

*sniff* please buy nitro again bro. we'll give you... orbs. you like fuckin orbs man? please we need to put our company on stocks i need you to buy nitro bro the orbs, think of the orbs

apologies to my british followers but snogging doesn't sound like a real word. it sounds like a sex act involving boogers.

oh god I fucked up, I thought I got one of those space jam basketballs but when the guy put his hand on it he screamed and all his flesh melted off. oh god what do I do. fuck. his skeleton turned into rats. the rats are all economically downtrodden. who made this fuckass basketball.

Absolutely do NOT give your ID or face scan on Discord. It's even worse than expected. Apparently due to people bypassing current systems, they're switching to "persona" which is funded by fucking Peter Thiel.

current mood as someone who runs a discord and is trying to give people a backup in case the update locks them out

"Okay I will use Stoat as a backup given the current discord situation.They seem decent all things considered." *several threads about subpar development and privacy concerns* "I am going to scream into a wall.*

hey I know I was only supposed to use the bike pump and make your boobs a little bigger, but we're three minutes into using the high power air compressor and I think it's hot how they're so huge they dwarf your body so I'm just gonna leave it on and watch your tits balloon out of control, ok?