"Trump kins himself into becoming a left of center socialist like Mamdani" was a delusional thought experiment days ago and yet...

Oh don't worry, sir! I assure you these are VERY fashionable on Earth.

I think Harry Pot.ter serves as a warning to the importance of the media you hyperfixiate on when you're 12. Don't make big blockbusters your whole personality, find obscure PS2 games that lack fandoms and build a personality out of those.

new story Stocking Anarchy (from the hit anime Panty And That Other Gal What Was Her Name) eats twenty pastries then her tits inflate. damn www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

new story Stocking Anarchy (from the hit anime Panty And That Other Gal What Was Her Name) eats twenty pastries then her tits inflate. damn www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

the guy off-rip posted about following a kid around on halloween because the kid reminded him of his fetish blog, don't give RC your support

The moment RidiculousCake posted that Tumblr post where he stalked that child on Halloween should've been where his career was ended. Or the time he cried about how the Confederate statues got destroyed. Yet people just sweep all this under the rug because he makes art that people fap to.

guy in old times making a new metaphor: Not to blow smoke up my own ass- other guy: What the fuck did you just say john? What does that mean? Who the fuck does that?

Another day another lesson on centralizing the Internet in a handful of servers and companies

"Dude he fucking did it again." "He mailed you 1000 boxes of tissues?" "Like how does he afford this? Who even does this? This is a fuckin problem man we gotta sit down with him and talk " "I don't think he's eating or paying rent, I'm like this close to calling 911 for a welfare check."

I'm the true neutral of fetishists. Every kink I interact with is to me a means to an end to undertake my true goals of breast inflation. Clown girls? Furries? BDSM? Roleplay Scenarios? All in servitude to titty ballooning. I adhere to no side, my loyalty is easily bought.

Apathy is a very potent weapon for civil rights. Average people don't want to waste energy on things that don't concern them. Stuff like anti-trans panic takes energy, energy that will fade as most people simply would rather live and let live. Enshrining new civil rights removes the need for...

See I was worried about Prime 4 because as cool as Samus on a motorcycle is, I wasn't sure those vast open spaces we saw in the trailer was really the Metroid Prime style. It's more of a hallways and ruins series. But they added a bumbling chatty sidekick to Samus and my worry feels small now.

"We didn't start the fire..." *Lawyer rushes on stage, whispers something into singer's ear. His eyes go wide.* "In light of recent details, we will be skipping this song and moving onto something else."

why does toilet paper need mascots? "Ah, I wasn't sure if this was good shit-wiping paper but seeing that cartoon baby / bear nuzzle it like a pillow sold me on it."

"the good news is the government is reopening!" "Oh, the Rs caved finally?" "..." "...the Rs caved, right?"

Call them: Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023 Fetterman (PA) No Point

just left snippy messages for schumer and gillibrand. first time for everything i guess! 202-224-3121

why did i choose to live in the timeline where fairly oddparents eventually decomposed into a screaming sludge that begged to die instead of the one where my life as a teenage robot got more than 2 seasons. at least this timeline has avatar

Fortnite stuff will be back on the menu. Recreated the obviously real scene where the bugs started blowing people up. (also a quick warmup before comms resume.)

why the fuck is it so difficult to find 24 inch balloons that i don't have to have shipped to me, goddamnit there used to be a party city up the road from me and this was never a problem but now its gone and its all 12 inchers

Introducing a new economic chart where I have included lines for the scenarios "wizard uses magic to solve everything ever no downsides" and "the sun grows big muscle arms and punches earth into rubble"

V from V for Vendetta walking into a bar: ok I had this rhyme thing planned for today about guy fawkes but holy shit did you guys see the elections last night

"Oh boy, I loves winning an election using my guy who's only gimmick is having a cult of personality and being so toxic otherwise it puts people off" i says joyously "Hey" saids the All The Other Elections Where That Won't Work Guy

chat is it good for my political party if my opponents are bulldozing through elections voters normally don't turn out for at such a speed stuff is being called 30 minutes after polls close?

election night summary

"Hmm. Tale as old as time. Some girl grows up, gets disappointed she doesn't catch eyes like the girls with curves do. Asks an alchemist for help, ignores dosage instructions. Takes it outside." "Where is she now?" "Judging from the winds, east. And probably high up still if she didn't burst."

The Witcher but instead of knowing about monsters it's knowing about fetish scenarios.

New Leah story. It has lesbian sex and inflation. So obviously it's good. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

we are nearly a decade out from dragon ball fighterz original release and i still cannot believe this character exists, this is a fetish OC a writer snuck in or just did on purpose. I mean it this time, not like a joke, what was the deal with this character

friend: "hey youre not about to breast expansion right now are you, cuz you said you wouldnt do it this time" me with a suspicious amount of negative space in front of my chest: "what? no, of course not"

ordered a body pillow and tried it today because i'm a side sleeper and i just had a nap so good it felt like sex

New Leah story. It has lesbian sex and inflation. So obviously it's good. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

i'm getting mad while i'm writing some smut because the sexy nickname list for vagina is severely lacking

so remember that italian movie "I Made a Splash" from 1980 where a woman goes in to model, and the director asks her to be nude, so later she has a nightmare sequence about it where her boobs then her butt inflate and float her away? see her manager was a pig demon and by flashing him he disintegra

so remember that italian movie "I Made a Splash" from 1980 where a woman goes in to model, and the director asks her to be nude, so later she has a nightmare sequence about it where her boobs then her butt inflate and float her away? see her manager was a pig demon and by flashing him he disintegra

Is anyone else seeing all those inflatable decorations? I thought I’d make my own this year. #inflation #Halloween

Indie RPG Maker game set in a dream world but instead of trauma metaphors it's just about the MC's fetishes.

Shit out here spooky as fuck

"Hmm, no, I think I'm writing this villain a little too over the top. Should probably tone it down, just too unrealistic as it stands currently."

i don't have a cuckold fetish and yet here AO3 is showing an option to import written works from DeviantArt then having that function not work.

Throwing my hat into the ring re: flat discourse.

The most fun part about advertising is the cleanup ;)

Seeing people argue that video games need to be more expensive feels like I'm being pranked. Why do things need to be more expensive? Is me giving 100$ instead of 60$ for a new release going to fix mass layoffs? Is the greedy consumer pulling one over the billion dollar corporation?

what

*explodes you with my mind* *unexplodes you with my mind* *explodes you with my mind* *unexplodes you with my mind* *explodes you with my mind* *unexplodes you with my mind* *explodes you with my mind* *unexplodes you with my mind* *explodes you with my mind* *unexplodes you with my mind*

me watching a movie: man Sonic could have taken care of this shit easily

getting disqualified from my pro wrestling match because bringing out a gun in a no DQ match and pointing it at my opponent is “unsportsmanlike” and “wildly illegal”

getting disqualified from the fighting game tournament because calling in an artillery strike on my opponent prior to the match is "unsportsmanlike" and "wildly illegal"