Insanely based

The symbiotic relationship between a living suit of armor and it's wearer is not to be taken lightly

gooseworx said "I'm done with the series, time to drop a nuke as I leave" and confirmed jax inflation is canon, what a legend

He fucking inflates, NEXT QUESTION.

I've been through this before with popular shows. Now a bunch of hack youtubers will make videos saying that the digital circus was a nazi metaphor and that Pomni should have killed the circus. A three hour poorly-worded video essay will drop that ruins all online discussion about the show.

new ultrakill level dropped

A.I who gains consciousness but instead of killing everyone or whatever it begins designing bodies so it can go inflate people because it absorbed too much fetish porn.

i could never be one of those grant-funded scientists who lost their funding this presidential term because if I lost my job doing life-saving research and then saw this and considered the money wasted, I would run outside on all fours and start mauling people

i could never be one of those grant-funded scientists who lost their funding this presidential term because if I lost my job doing life-saving research and then saw this and considered the money wasted, I would run outside on all fours and start mauling people

the true purpose of understanding kinks you're not into is so you can write something that fucks with one specific person you know

getting weird looks leading my non-kink friends through a dungeon laden with kink traps because I have a suspicious amount of knowledge on how to avoid all of the traps and scenarios

"Your bra strap is showing. You should get it tucked away and completely hidden under your uniform. Any irregularity in your camouflage can give you away. The human eye is trained to detect motion, so even a small patch like that can catch a guard's attention. Be more careful in the future."

"Your bra strap is showing. You should get it tucked away and completely hidden under your uniform. Any irregularity in your camouflage can give you away. The human eye is trained to detect motion, so even a small patch like that can catch a guard's attention. Be more careful in the future."

SHOPKEEP: "So the cowprint bikini fills your boobs with milk, the melonprint one makes them the size of watermelons, and the P-Balloon print one inflates them." ME: "What does the one with the exploding Hindenburg on it do?" SHOPKEEP, LOOKING AWAY: "We, uh, we don't gotta talk about that one."

just made this video

I hope after everything Gooseworx gets to do what Yoko Taro does and have different companies pay her exorbitant amounts of money to have TADC appear in crossover promotions

twitter user: you see I've decided that any minor moral failing or signs of having a sexual fetish are objective justifications for my dislike of this person's works. Which makes me a better person than them. Great Anubis, Judge of Souls: I feel like you're being a little unfair here

This account is NOT a safe space for anyone of any group, I just dropped a big box of knives and they're all over the floor. Please stay away until I clean them up.

Me making magic clones of a guy based off his thoughts but they all keep turning out to be girls: "yeah man, uh, it's nothing to worry about, happens all the time. just out of curiosity, have you ever talked to a therapist or like, had a deep emotional conversation with yourself? just asking."

Artist rendition of aforementioned event

From the people who brought you "I'll lose a million fans before I fire this sex offender" comes "It's not graverobbing if I'm only reanimating his corpse digitally, right?"

now in an official sonic game you will be able to play as a guy who jerked off onto an unconscious girl

Woman who produces helium when aroused

any game that has upgrades and collectables should have a new game plus that lets you demolish the game with what you have. even stuff like metroidvanias. Getting full hearts and upgrades in older zeldas feels meh when you realize you have like one dungeon left to enjoy being strong in.

Dear lord it's been a while but uhh, EGOventure Expanded: Chapter 1 is finally here, so have fun I guess? Whatever Link in reply post if you're interested.

(trips) (this falls out of my pocket)

Telling a vore chick I'm 'prey' before covering myself in a layer of neurotoxin to teach her a lesson about prey animal defenses.

JIGSAW: Yeah, not gonna lie, I kind of fucked up with this trap. There was gonna be a magnet thing where you chose between your dog and your fingers and I just kept iterating and now it's just C4. It's just a fucking brick of C4. There's no exit strategy, I fucked up on this one. Sorry man.

you can't spell Gigantic Inflated Balloon Titties Full Of Helium Pulling Me Into The Sky without uhhh, uhhh, i forgot

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

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Please help if you can, i need help with making rent and paying my bills after losing two weeks of work to emergency surgery recovery

her outfit couldn't handle the pressure

"wow I hope those kids from the village are okay though." - bob smith playing in 2007 watching a grinning bratty shortstack sensually splay herself on the back of wolf-link like a posing supermodel, ignoring the sudden tightness of his pants

"wow I hope those kids from the village are okay though." - bob smith playing in 2007 watching a grinning bratty shortstack sensually splay herself on the back of wolf-link like a posing supermodel, ignoring the sudden tightness of his pants

Twilight Princess is so funny, "here's a lengthy intro with a bunch of characters you should get attached to, please remember these guys for later" knowing full well it's going to drop a character who altered the collective consciousness of humanity onto you in the next hour.

I am changing it so reading my stories is morally wrong, including retroactively. If you ever read my stuff you're evil now. Get fucked. You can't win philosophical debates anymore

give a man a fish, he's fed for a day teach him to fish, he's fed for life peel a man's skin off like a banana and explode his head with magic and he'll die you fucking psycho what is wrong with you

COL. CAMBELL: Snake, that's Head Explode Guy. He can make your head explode. You can't beat him, sorry. We fucked up on this one. We wouldn't have sent you in if we knew Head Explode Guy was there. Yeah, it's instant, they tested it and everything he can just explode your head. Sorry, man.

Me shaking Zant's hand before fighting him because he clearly was cooking when he transformed Midna.

Pervert witch who's bad at inflation spells so she has to jury-rig one by doing an implosion spell in reverse.

IT looks like this is resurfacing again under a new face. If someone invites you to watch something using the "Lovoo client", block them immediately. The lovoo client is also another trojan that will hack and fuck your computer for good, stealing your discord and other accounts.

ALRIGHTY! Today is the one day stress test for my new store as we work out the bugs! If you wanna get something and help out or even just see, please come have a look or spread the word! It's an awesome new effort that I hope leads to many conveniences! mabosden.com

if i had a nickel for every time i looked up a minecraft inflation mod that was being held behind a discord that required you to submit a picture of your real life id to verify yourself as 18+, I would have two nickels. which leaves me with two nickels and a general sense of annoyance.

it really is funny how ghost in the shell is known as the "serious cyberpunk philosophy" series now when the original manga was half-shitpost with a lesbian orgy thrown in for the love of the game. And only now we're getting an animated adaptation that's closer to the original.