why did midway decide that a female pac-man needed to be fuckable? why does she need legs like that? were people playing ms. pac-man with raging stiffies?

So Ms. Pac-man got replaced by Pac-mom because namco didn't want to pay the licensing for reusing her. Therefore we could say she "divorced" Pac-man. Divorced, sad, missing intimacy, Ms. Pac-man finds it in an unlikely place...

UPDATE: Judge Menendez makes it clear she intends to rule on the emergency motion by protesters — seeking to halt key police tactics by ICE in Minnesota — by Thursday afternoon.

"Actually, burning people's passions away and replacing them with bright-eyed youngsters full of hope who shall then also be burned out in an endless hellish cycle of destroying the human soul is quite profitable for me."

imagining a Hot Ones style interview between Travis Touchdown and Yoko Taro where two minutes is spent on the deeper themes of Taro's work before three straight hours of earnest discussion of 2B hentai.

Unfortunately for Scott Adams he won't even be remembered as the craziest turn of a comic strip creator into right wing rhetoric because Tatsuya Ishida left him in the dust long ago.

Imagine your off days dealing with work going to the office or retail and dealing with bullshit. Remember how tiring it feels on those days. Ok so what if every day every person you met yelled at you, hated you, and your small contingent of coworkers did nothing but make jokes about saying slurs.

Hi, I'm Rod Serling. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. Today we're just stabbing a guy. I'm just, I'm sort of out of it today, I don't really have a big twist in mind, this guy is just getting stabbed. I mean that's fucked up right? That's gotta hurt. Damn.

Crash Team Racing Tiny main who has maintained perfect boost the whole race watching a Garfield Kart Jon Arbuckle main do one drift boost and catapult ahead of second place by five seconds.

Crash Team Racing Tiny main who has maintained perfect boost the whole race watching a Garfield Kart Jon Arbuckle main do one drift boost and catapult ahead of second place by five seconds.

you know how MUGEN characters can highlight the differences between fighters from different fighting games and how their mechanics interact with each other? I want that but for mascot kart racers. I want to see how a race between MKWii Funky Kong and CTR Dingodile would go.

girl who's superpower is controlling a swarm of those disembodied hands you see in inflation / weight gain artworks

X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org

isabelle / doomguy

Gonna repost some older stories of mine now and again so you can see them if perhaps you didn't before. Here's Airy Fairy, which involves a lady making a wish and a fairy misinterpreting that wish. Boobs end up growing. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

THE BOSS: Snake, I want to see the world united despite humanity's differences. To be clear, this doesn't mean War Forever. NAKED SNAKE: Oh shit, thanks for mentioning that, War Forever was gonna be like my first plan. MAJOR ZERO: Ask her if Computer Overlords are also off the table.

ORSON WELLES: I fucking hate Crash Bandicoot. INTERVIEWER: Would you care to elaborate on that? ORSON WELLES: No. INTERVIEWER: ORSON WELLES: Stupid orange, gormless fuck.

Pneumatic armor mode

drawing tutorial

Las Vegas's different styles

hi I'm drowning in the ocean as a toddler

I need to be snuggled between a girl's massive boobs that have been inflated with a shitton of helium while we cuddle floating 5000 feet up in the sky

2nd person POV where you're a guy Rina decides to have a bit of inflation fun with. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

People say Columbo is the "just give up he's got you" detective, but have you seen speedrun moderators on popular games? You try to cheat those and they're like "we disassembled the code and know based off this NPC's twitch you must have tried a subtle RAM edit. you will be banished to hell now."

2nd person POV where you're a guy Rina decides to have a bit of inflation fun with. www.deviantart.com/venya8008/ar...

i think its kinda weak original sin comes from adam and eve eating apples. i don't think apples have the juice to get you to defy god and be denied paradise like that. now if that tree was growing prime rib, or there was a big thing of stew at the base, that might get some blasphemy going

Getting Over It but the narrator hates you. "Fuck you, I hope you fail. I made this game to waste your time. I'm gonna reverse your controls to make you fall. I hope you and everyone you love sucks. I would hit you with my car. Stupid fucking idiot playing my axe-bucket game."

Had a dream last night that EVO created a "rules free" tournament bracket that went sideways because instead of playing the actual games, the players would pull out guns on round start and shoot each other. The audience and commentators treated this as a really lame strategy.

sorry guys I can't do christmas this year. been grinding hanukkah EX mode, which is like regular hanukkah but with rarer drops and harder enemies. And I ain't even gotten to the kwanzaa content. I hear a bug made the tiny tim raid boss unkillable anyway.

after carmen sandiego manages to steal christmas itself, Interpol is forced to bring in an expert ex-con who can understand the line of thinking. The Grinch.

When you think about it, a bra would be the first thing burst off by inflating boobs / an inflating body. Those motherfuckers are made to hug tight, they're not out-elasticizing a loose shirt. But it doesn't fit as well in terms of sexy progression, so we follow the shirt first system.

i am completely neutral on the existence of noses until I get sick/congested. Then I think they were a cruel mistake and we should make a surgery to remove nostrils and elevate mankind to a better, mucus-free future

every JRPG studio needs a true pervert on their team and its up to you if it'll be The Worst Guy Ever or Alpha Dream circa 2009

you know someone has had an effect on you when their OCs start popping up in your dreams as part of the background cast

Why did a russian pop band make a song about the emptiness of materialism with a music video centering around a woman inflating her luxury items and her own boobs before another lady steals the pump and inflated her own boobs so big she pops? I dunno but I liked it

some other time, my bug friend

Ace 7 was 2019, holy fuck yes thank fuck let's gooooooooooo