Hey guys I'm getting raptured right now SEND Q&A to my askfm!!!!

How much bush can you get away with sticking out of your bathing suit bottoms when you're kayaking? Keep in mind it's in public and I'm going with my dad BUT it's a weekday

There are many bad, ugly logos in the world but this is probably the worst one I've ever seen

I miss SPX, I haven't been since moving to Canada. 😢 they say if you skip enough SPX's your friends forget you exist

Turns out I'm not immediately good at bleach painting??? This can't be happening to me, I'd like to speak to the manager

Oh, hey. Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy". Let that sink in. Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.

lmfao www.inquirer.com/opinion/lett...

They're trying to push AI on us in many stupid ways but this particular "try our AI" is so weird. Bro I don't know if you know why I use this site but I am trying to send and receive files. I don't want to think about editing files by the time I get here. You're a bucket to me, you're just there.

My Job used up all my Job mana and has moved on to using all my Posting mana.

No war but Ass war

When they say there’s a 7-8% unemployment right now that feels fake. It feels like everyone I know is unemployed right now. I don’t know how I’m employed right now when I have a job that should be fake.

I thought I was past this. I had acknowledged the desire for Labubu and allowed it to move through me before coming to an acceptance that I did not need a Labubu, I soon would feel nothing for Labubu, and I can just live my life. ...And then my coworker got me a Labubu

The handful of times I've posted what I thought was screamingly obvious fetish art no one clocked it, so don't even worry if your fetishes are abstract enough :)

The most militant vegans alive can't touch the belligerence and seething resentment of your average suburban dad seeing you order a salad with no feta.

This playlist has the possibility to become a real heater if I can think of more than 2 songs but unfortunately I won't.

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social If you haven't heard "Don Henley Must Die" this song is very relevant to you hating Hotel California (as per your latest Garbage Day)

Captain AHAB? Damn, what neogender was he assigned at birth?

I used Sajan Draw for some stuff in this piece! Super fun brushes

LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR MASTERCARD’S CEO STEP 1: CALL +1 914 249 2000 STEP 2: TYPE 0 STEP 3: TYPE 6432224# STEP 4: TYPE 1 Congratulations, and have fun calling the executive who matters most in this Steam / itchio censorship situation

What could possibly be better than reading the new @scumbelievable.bsky.social while sitting next to the 10 foot skeleton at Little Ghost Books?

Watching a guy on the streetcar keep leaning over to his girlfriend and explaining what his Jokers in Balatro do. You're too beautiful to have to listen to how Balatro works, queen, don't let him do this

Received an absolutely brutal roast this week when I mentioned I know how to drive stick and my office friend said “Woah. No offense Erika but you seem like someone who wouldn’t know how to drive”

Do we really need to start discourse over this when the original tweet is clearly someone who just read A Little Life and had such a bad time she's ready to declare bad time books illegal? Reading A Little Life is an outlier experience prone to cause people to hate it so much they win a Pulitzer.

AI won’t just be used to replace you. AI will be used to falsely incriminate you. AI will be used to kill you, and anyone who is pro-generative AI is susceptible of supporting that.

This is humiliating but I am currently trying to correct someone (who is presumably a 13 year old) on the fandom wiki for the toy brand I work on w/out revealing that I designed the toys we're arguing about. God I was just trying to set the record straight that we made the h*tchimals gay

Currently reading Chain Gang All-Stars and it’s really good but they can never make a movie of this. If Trump hears the concept of prison inmates battling to the death on ESPN he’ll get so excited he’ll pee himself and implement it in 5 days flat.

Did you ever stop to think that they might actually be a neurodivergent corporation and it gives them a lot of anxiety when VISA is mad at them???

Since moving to Canada I have gone all in on their baked goods. Folks, if you’re in the US you gotta try butter tarts and Nanaimo bars. What was I even doing before they were in my life???

(swirling wine in my chalice) words are but poops from the beautiful ass of my brain...

This New Yorker piece is the most hopeful I've felt about the world in a long time. I had no idea solar was booming like this. And if you live in the same world as me, dominated by oil & gas guys maintaining that solar and wind are inefficient gimmicks, you might not've known some of this either.

Someone tried to start an argument that anti-AI people like me were hypocrites because a cheeseburger is super bad for the environment too. That fucking idiot activated my trap card. I've been a vegetarian for 20 years.

I literally forgot I did this to my work sketchbook cover because it had been over a year since I closed it lol

Welcome to... Da MEN ZONE

Never not thinking about roadside picnic.

I told you guys

New concept for the Brandy Melville skinny door entrance

Haha I hate this 🫠 www.reuters.com/business/ret...

Every year I'm like "I'm gonna make something for TCAF next year for sure" and then I never do. Well, someone with an office job's gotta be pumping money into the ecosystem I guess 🤷‍♀️

It is time for the Annual Anime Sickos Podcast Outreach Effort. If someone reading this post does not listen to Anime Sickos Podcast, we strongly urge you to listen to Anime Sickos Podcast. Thus concludes this year's outreach effort. Thank god, this is fucking hard

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

it’s so funny when people on social media feel like they have to make A Statement. why do you have to be condemning anything you’re a dental hygienist

Cool life hack I figured out a few years ago: start thinking too much about death and infinity? Just bite yourself. 😀 give your hand a big ol chomp with your sharpest teeth

This idea for a design shot through my brain like I had been struck by lightning. I ran from helping my gf cook dinner to write it down.

Hey have you guys heard about this "music" stuff? They made some about the boys being back in town

the arrowheads

As a cradle Catholic (currently agnostic but in a "can't shake off the Catholic" way) this week has felt like someone delivered up a constant feed of memes very specific to my interests. Wish the internet was always like this, it rules

I regret to inform you all that Turn the Other Cheek (Teenjus cast recording) will be my most listened song of the year

smoking on that shit that makes you the pope