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All the shit happening makes the idea of being a Lincoln Looker sound not half bad

Elena is one of the Final Fantasy kittens from last year who has made SO much great progress in foster and is ready for her very own home. She gets along with other cats and would be great with someone who will give her the attention this shy but sweet girl loves! www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...

I just saw an ad for a slots app that explained how you can “win real money by playing just a couple hours a day.” “This is the solution to the problems that you’re facing.” The saddest, desperate days.

First video streamed! Woot! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wmp...

One hour til the premiere of my first video! Woot! www.youtube.com/@natighosts

Supposed to get to around 85f tomorrow, in freaking MARCH. I'm too sweaty for this nonsense weather *grumble grumble*

COMMISSIONS OPEN $75 FOR A CREEPY THING ALL MONEY GOING TOWARDS CAT MEDICAL BILLS

Just got back from the vet. Another $418 to the pile. Please share and throw me a few bucks if you can.

Trans people are under attack. They are trying to make them going out in public illegal. They are taking away their licenses. If you cannot see that the moment you unpeople one demographic, you create a gray area for every other demographic, you're beyond hope. Trans rights are human rights.

Enjoying my new mic, but have already bashed my face into it a few times now. I'm why I can't have nice things.

Is it just me, or are resealable bags getting worse?

Finally saw the woodpecker, and the idiot was banging on the gutters. What the fuck. Beautiful bird, though!

I think the local woodpecker has an 8am wake time

I got that Spaghetti Regretti (heartburn)

Slept 17 straight hours, still tired. Wake me up when the world’s over.

💲💚🐈‍⬛️ Benny is home and feeling better day by day. The bills are still absolutely destroying me. If you can throw me anything, or share this post I would be forever thankful. ko-fi.com/owllog

I'd hit on you, but you can do better - a memoir

There's a woodpecker outside somewhere that goes to town every morning. Industrious little shit!

The stylist that worked on my mom's hair before I was born, and then worked on mine for almost 20 years of my life, passed quite awhile ago. I don't know why, but I'm missing her something fierce today.

This is fucking disgusting and if you consider yourself to be a person with a conscience you should be as appalled and horrified as I am

You’ve seen cat bleps. Maybe you’ve even seen dog bleps. But have seen A DONKEY BLEP? George was just wondering.

I don't think I would serve someone who looks at a beer like that.

Done with hospital stuff for now, hurrah

Someone tell my lips to stop being chapped little bitches

This pasta (bowties with shrimp and sundried tomato pesto) is making me inordinately happy rn

Had the doctor follow up with me, and he says he doesn’t smell much of anything when he cuts open a body. So if you’ve ever wondered about that but didn’t have the stones to ask, you’re welcome

Surgery went well, woo Now I’m in a conference room, waiting for whoever to come talk to me

BEEP BEEP BEEP

They’re also testing some new alert system and every minute or so you hear *BEEP BEEP BEEP* CODE RED Father just went back for surgery and we’ve already been here almost 3 hours and I’m feeling very overstimulated

A couple ladies are noisily eating chips next to me and I think I’m gonna lose my shit

Y'all my dad’s surgeon is HOT

Nurse thinks she’s seen me before, and asked what high school I went to. Y’all, this lady is only in her late 20s or early 30s. We most certainly did NOT go to school together lol

TV Land Classic on the tv in the waiting room someone end me

Fingers crossed the hospital waiting area has wi-fi

Time to play a rousing game of Puke, Or Pass Out?

Every time my cat notices me looking at her, she starts purring, and I just think that’s neat

I need someone to talk me out of downloading Marvel Rivals

My cat likes to paw at my face for attention, and then bite me when I go to pet her. I suspect her brain is actually just a bunch of marbles.

What if we grew razor blades instead of hair

Dipping my pizza in ranch, as Nature intended

Some days you gotta indulge in a little self-immolation

Cat sworped at my hair and managed to get a claw hooked in my ear. I think the blood is payback for me shooing her off my lap earlier.

Cat is blissfully passed out with her little head on my chest, but my coffee and stimulant just kicked in (IYKYK), send help

Got Diablo II Resurrected on an impulse and holy shit I forgot how much I love this stupid game

I've never, not once, seen a roach in this damned house in the almost 30 years I've lived in it, and tonight one crawls out of the fuckin cabinet at me?? The Gentrol and Advion shit can't arrive fast enough; I've never felt so viscerally disgusted

I'm full of anomalies

Just got this gorgeous ring I ordered from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social! Pic doesn't do it justice, IT'S SO PRETTY

Whoever called them frozen bananas missed an opportunity to call them burrnanas.