Barbie had a teeth cleaning and 2 extractions today, and now she's crashed out on my bed with her lil tongue peeking out and food all over her chin 🥹

Good morning. Joe and Jake regret to inform your that your application has been unsuccessful. The boys had many, many applications to consider, and they regret that on this occassion, you just didn't make the cut. They wish you luck in the future. They are the toughest little furry cookies ever.

Ok but why did they make Nezuko (Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba) so freakin adorable!? Her little growls make me think of a puppy playing tug-of-war 😂

I'm still pissed that light pollution stole my ability to stare at the Milky Way from my yard

crinkle diving with papaya

Trump’s FBI is dishonoring law enforcement’s long history of planting believable evidence

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I am tha bestboy

Let me know if you are expecting to get raptured so I can feed your cats.

I want the rapture to happen so bad. Like. Please. Leave me with the sinners. The parties will be lit.

Just because I enjoy a good dip in the baked bean vat doesn't make me a weirdo

Cinder at Reskue. He making biscuits for his new pawrints, who are due to collect today!

#timelinecleaser extra-strength #CatsOfBluesky #spca_rescue

$7800 sim racing rig that doubles as a sex swing (incredible force feedback)

The noise my dick makes when it's on deck.

I hate to talk about Christmas at a time like this (it being only Sept.), but if you're thinking about commissioning a gift map for Christmas...'tis the season! I've done a number of gift maps over the last few years, and they take a while. So now's the time to get in line!

My favorite character in Stephen King's THE STAND is Glenn Bateman and the moment where he demonstrates how to deal with blustering bullies who rely on others to do the real dirty work is a handy life lesson.

Mousecow has decided to spend the day *luxuriating* And who could blame her? #EverybodyLovesMousecow

About to start watching The Ritual (2017) again, and if you haven't seen it yet... ...why the hell not? 🙃

And Nexstar has the same thing. www.nexstar.tv/stations/

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

At the dentist, I hope I don’t get the tech that hates me. Well, idk if she HATES me, but I sure feel some dislike.

Hi my name is Jill and I just sprayed myself right in the face with perfume

Start your day with some dark ambient music www.youtube.com/watch?v=batC...

Woke the whole house playing with this thing. Momma just said "Good job, Jinxy." And then she ordered me a second one!

Oh no her head is gone.

"Lumina" 9x12 inches, oils on copper panel 🦄 #unicornart #unicornoilpainting #oilpainting

Im fully weeping. Little marmalade is curled up next to me and purring while I read this and I just exploded into full-throated sobs. Psychic bomb ass poem. Two headed calf ass poem. bsky.app/profile/mizz...

Genocide is not just the mass killing of people. It has a legal definition. Here’s a brief video I made a while back to explain genocide vs ethnic cleansing under international law:

To understand the murder of Charlie Kirk, you have to understand the “Manosphere.” Yes that is a real thing. There are two masculine strategies vying for dominance. These strategies draw on different movement ideologies, white nationalist or alt-right. People have lumped

I had to search my posts on here to figure out when I last took my weekly pill. ...11 days ago. I suck at this.

Fuck you, climate change, I want my Autumn weather back you bitch

this is a jinx appreciation post, plz reply with praise of jinx

Kiddens at reskue

Weekend meaty breakfast chorus time rolls around once again. #EverybodyLovesMousecow #ScampiVonMonkeyface #AndMissyToo

If you'd like to honor Missy in a small way please donate to your favorite animal rescue. Missy's momma works with Loudoun Community Cat Coalition and 4 of her siblings came from them. I'm sure they'd be grateful for any donations. www.loudouncommunitycats.org/donate

The quarantine barn has arrived and put into place out in our front paddock. Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who donated to make this happen!

I'm not a big kid person, yet I'm over here cooing over a video of my internet friend's niece. Make it make sense?

Amazing how they never get bored with the same template. This white shooter was (bored, misunderstood, a good student, said hi to his neighbors) and so we don’t understand (if you ignore all the evidence) why he would (we’re blocking out his internet history!) possibly kill

Happy National Video Game Day. Video games literally got me through my childhood. An AuDHD kid with an evangelical upbringing, lonely days, few friends, and a lot of "I don't belong here" in my head. Video games gave me escapism and some control that I never really had. Forever grateful.💜

Going to do a proud. I poured this in plaster of Paris, backed it with epoxy, handpainted and glazed it. Becky will do a Beefy chainmail neck for it. It's 3.5" across.

Idts TIIIMMBE! 🌮🍹

I need a book on how to talk to people and not be a fucking weirdo

When you pray that gay people are euthanized does that make you a bad person. Asking for some Christians who don't seem to get it.

My lovely Slovakian friend told me about gumbus and I love gumbus now. www.youtube.com/shorts/DK_gn...

Got new underwear today that I like and I guess this is where happiness meets being 45

I swear, if The Running Man movie coming out doesn't involve a plane and intestines, I'm gonna be pissed