golfe pelado - o que poderia dar errado? queimar o bilau? bolada nas bolas? 😂

But I was told it was inevitable.

www.wessexarch.co.uk/Prototype-st... Located 5km from Stonehenge in Bulford, Wiltshire, the site is contemporary with the earliest phase of Stonehenge when the first earthworks were built.

The crypto platform claims you can “pay anyone to do anything,” from quitting a job on camera to getting a memecoin-themed tattoo. But it mostly seems like people trying to scam each other. www.wired.com/story/pumpfu...

Demasiada pasta sacaron solo por vender agua con azucar

Portuguese neonazi group had a hit list of 100+ targets, including politicians, academics, journalists, pundits, artists & activists, and planned a grenade attack on the PM's residence led by a police officer. Last year police seized firearms, explosives and 3D printed guns from the same group.

The Major Oak,estimated to have lived in Sherwood Forest in Nottinghamshire for up to 1,200 years, has had its 1st spring without new leaves. Experts said the ancient oak had died. It will remain standing in the forest as a monument for people and wildlife📷Ben Andrew/RSPB www.bbc.com/news/article...

Around 320 Ukrainian drones are attacking several Russian regions including Moscow right now, DroneBomber reports.

Seriously, Lego, what the fuck.

🚨 UK government department has just quit X over disinformation Attorney General Richard Hermer has instructed his department to no longer use the social media platform following riots in Belfast and Southampton More institutions need to follow.

Keef é bisavô agora e largou o tabaco tem seis anos já 😲

que quase-gols com defesas milagrosas - dos dois times! #MEXxCOR

Dias desses eu fui no McDonalds e contei 23 toques no autoatendimento pra conseguir pedir dois lanches Agora eu vi um evento que precisa baixar dois apps e vincular eles pra poder ter acesso ao ingresso E diziam que a tecnologia ia facilitar a nossa vida

"Mais de meio bilhão de pessoas estão usando o Threads. Você pode mudar essa situação. Por favor, doe."

Ah, era Vênus, eu vi o brilho do lado da lua mas não sabia quem era

Feliz Dia Nacional do Orgulho Autista

Eu torcia pro Ochoa, o goleiro spider-man real MEXxCOR

Gente um concorrente novinho do Masterchef brasileiro ofendido porque o outro falou que fez cozinha "creole" de New Orleans - e ninguém pra explicar que não é uma palavra ofensiva como é no Português, que "creole" se aplica às culturas e idiomas originados na mistura de referências étnicas diversas!

France has joined Germany in cancelling their Palantir contracts, becoming the 2nd country in as many weeks to do so — the UK appears poised to follow suit AOC: “Immediately investigate Palantir — (Thiel’s) secretive data mining company that has weaponized information against immigrant communities”

e faz o poster com IA pra secar mais!

Hmmm...

if it makes anyone feel better, we all died in 2020 and this is hell. hope this helps.

Isto é tão deprimente. Há coisas piores, é certo, mas isto é muito deprimente.

Cristiano Ronaldo has been sent to a farm upstate. He has all of his toys and a billion dollars to play with. He'll be so happy.

Ronaldo já está a poupar-se para a final.

gostando de ver que os underdogs não estão saindo humilhados. empatando ou mesmo perdendo com dignidade

this wouldn't be happening if Cristiano Ronaldo was still alive

The guy who just hosted a cage match on the South Lawn of the White House says Iran has a primitive culture.

trash

Hoje ouvi uma coisa de um inglês sobre o Rónal que, para mim, acertou na proverbial mosca: Ronaldo deixou há muito de ser o jogador que era e nunca foi o jogador em que se tornou.

He will always look like this to me

Musk helping incite fascist violence abroad even as he became a trillionaire illustrates the future he really wants. He envisions something like a multi-continental, Armageddon-like Total War in defense of white peoples against "invaders." 2/ newrepublic.com/article/2119...

Porra, notícia seria se ele fosse estudar no EEPSG Professor Benedito Tolosa.

ICYMI: More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World War III. An associated app offers matchmaking. www.wired.com/story/leak-e...

Messi metendo no Zizou seguiu você

THIS!

Messi Core 💘 bsky.app/profile/cans...

a caspa voltando mesmo usando Clear Man de tanta raiva e nervosismo

Capaz do Messi no banco fazer mais um ainda

Messi metendo no Zizou seguiu você

Esse juiz é da linha "não vi nada" - pros dois lados pelo menos! #ARGxALG

o PIOR desse cazzo de Cazé TV é anúncio de bet e de IA - orra meu!

esses gramados encharcados não me descem...

eu me pergunto se com esse marketing todo moleque machistinha vai desejar chuteira rosa - aposto que sim!

ver Mbappé e Messi jogando no mesmo dia - bom demais!

ESSA É PRA QUEM DISSE QUE O NEYMAR NÃO IA JOGAR NA COPA

Neymar vai estrear em Malhação - Dias de Fisioterapia

- excuse me, could you— - there’s an app for that! - I only want— - download the app! - it’s just that— - app app app app APP - I’d just like you to pass the salt - no app? - no app - *sobs* - are you feeling sad now? - I am - you know there’s an app for that? - ooh really?

Meu trabalho está atrapalhando meu rendimento nessa copa