They will be lined up and one by one be called upon to pledge allegiance to Der Fuhrer by #HappyHourHegseth

“Show us your warrant!” “Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔 *busts in the door with babies crying*

The unsung heroes of America: lifelong agency workers at Social Security, Medicare, VA and so many other agencies who are staying there to ensure the American people are taken care of. They didn’t have to stay. They are being worked into the ground. Thank you with all of my heart.🙏

Sleepy #Caturday all day!

There are credible reports that federal agents may be replaying the 2020 playbook and surging into Portland with the goal of provoking conflict and violence in my hometown. I am in close contact with state and local officials to monitor this activity.

Outrageous.

No more Chobani yogurt for me!!! 😡 #BoycottChobani www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

A statement from Tylenol

More distractions

🚨 BREAKING: In a 6-3 decision, SCOTUS allows Trump to dismiss the last Democratic member of the Federal Trade Commission, signaling a potential overturn of a 90-year-old ruling protecting independent agencies from executive control.

Good on you ladies.

Kimmel Back!

"Key monthly costs for most Americans — shelter, food, health care, electricity — are outpacing inflation. Rents are up 3.8% — the largest increase since 2011..." www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

🧵This is a serious use of force violation. The violent attack of this woman must be prosecuted by Chicago/Illinois for violation of state’s rights. I’m going to break this down. You see her blocking the ICE van. Agents violently push her to the ground. Then you see 1 guy target her & choke her.

lol

Democratic trifectas are vital bulwarks against Trump’s MAGA agenda — and we can secure a new one in Trump’s backyard. Make some calls to help Virginia Democrats flip the governor’s mansion, hold the legislature, and win other key elections up and down the ballot. 👇

I am once again asking, who is organizing the general strike

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell just told the FCC chairman to hire a lawyer and preserve records because they will be held accountable in 2027 when democrats take the House. Oh and he’s wearing a Jimmy Kimmel hat.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

This is precisely the kind of government coercion that the First Amendment was designed to prevent — and media companies need to start standing up rather than capitulating to it.

Repost and 💙 if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

Get your Trump Certified Iron Lung NOW!!!

BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna just announced that Democrats now have the votes to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Sept. 23 — the discharge petition will be entered into the record. 7 days later — the House votes.

RIP “Mr. Death” Robert Redford

Stay focused.

12 miles west of downtown Chicago detention center They are shooting pepper balls Hope everyone is ok ICE GESTAPO MUST BE INVESTIGATED

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Release the Epstein files!!!!

Release the Epstein Files. #JusticeForTrumpsVictims #EpsteinFiles #EPSTEINS4EVER #Pedophile47 #Escort #TrumpIsADictator #TrumpIsCorrupt

Good question! Why?

DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

It’s Wednesday! Do you know where the Epstein Files are??

A new artist, his painting is all over the world

The President’s signature on Epstein’s card is more real than the President’s gunshot ear injury.

WHO DID THIS???!!!

Great news.

A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight

Good. Traitor.

GREAT NEWS! Democrats add one more vote in Congress after the Virginia special election. 💙💙

The Trump administration is going great... for Trump.

Attention Everyone in the building!!!!

Why is Trump totally bitching out on his threats to Chicago just because @jbpritzker.bsky.social bitchslapped him a few times?