I don’t understand why nobody doesn’t gift a tip or a small gift to their garbage person…they are always so grateful for the small token of appreciation that we get them. Usually just a small treat bag with a small gift card.

This is just an extension of googling everything, people would search for something and get a headline; then show how it proves their point when it didn’t.

this is right

He should know, he abused every tax loophole he could…including using his own church as a tax shelter.

Between my rib, shoulder and hip…my daughter’s broken foot and now my wife’s bruised knees…we are a broken family at the moment.

Apparently I’m super positive at Karate and a good influence on people…

I tell ya, Jr High music teachers are saints…

She’s such a bad liar…

It was fun being a fan, but it’s not going to be affordable anymore…

These broadcasts are so fun. Want to know how they're made? I've got you, something I did earlier this year: www.wired.com/story/nhl-br...

I get punched and kicked in the ribs on a weekly basis at karate but the only way I actually break a rib is tripping over my own two feet…ugh…

Losers.

If holding the World Cup in an authoritarian country previously didn’t stop people from watching…why would they now?

Just don’t study the part about hating rich people…

ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI. FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow! ALTMAN: Exactly. FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?

This was so crazy, then it left the news cycle almost immediately as it arrived…

You could replace a lot of CEOs with Ai and nobody would notice…a lot harder to do with an average employee though.

“I was just following otters.”

Did you guys know that if you bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner you can save a SHITLOAD of money on Christmas gifts?

- Ray Charles and the Utah symphony - Phish, when they did Dark Side of the Moon - Goose - Willie Nelson - Tom Petty

It’s thanksgiving tomorrow…don’t litter:

the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. A day dedicated to nothing but spending time with loved ones, food, & gratitude. We all could use more thankfulness. Thanksgiving is what Christmas should be If you wish you had somewhere to go but don't, come to lehi. We'll have turkey & potatoes waiting for you

And all of this brought to us by immigrants that didn’t necessarily come here, “the right way”

This is something I tell kids whenever they want to get into IT, sometimes you have to actually understand the user because they will circumvent even the most complicated implementations.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Trying to explain tape trading of shows to kids who grew up in the streaming era is…complicated and they just look at me like I’m an idiot. Like ya man…we used to have to abbreviate stuff to PYITE and just know it meant: Punch You in the Eye. We only had so much space…

I have tried to use copilot to write emails for me based off notes from meetings and…well…it’s complete shit for the most part. It takes me just as long to edit the output than it does to just do it myself.

We will waste millions in taxpayer money on something only a few of us want…

I wrote up some thoughts on the place of class, identity, and left organization in NYC's election for the @hammerandhope.bsky.social newsletter: Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral race overturns the destructive bipartisan consensus that identity politics are simply a dead end.

Episode 46: Sapiens It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.

This is not the worst book we've ever read but it is the meanest episode we've ever done.

Bruh, that’s called money laundering,,,

This is something that drives me mad, I have always talked about the invisible world around us that people don’t see…the world that staves off tragedy from happening. The people who lived before these systems existed are long dead and we have forgotten the world without them.

Having to go to a meeting at your kid’s school tonight help plan out for high school next year kind of sucks…

Not to mention that the voters approved of it, while Texas rammed it through the legislature without any input from voters…

The president being a child trafficking pedophile will go down in history as the biggest scandal of all time.

Important to remember!!! 👇👇

So, this seems really bad for Trump then…an innocent person wouldn’t fight this hard.

at least we know Peter Thiel was only interested in teenaged girls for their blood

My mom spent her entire career making her boss sound way more intelligent than they actually were…

People really take for granted the institutions that we have in this country that make our world possible…they are completely invisible because they just work.

Maybe they could setup some sort of marketplace where they could buy insurance…

These tech bros are something else…they love the government when they suck money from it.

He does t warn about oligarchs…

Hey just a regular reminder to transphobes to get fucked. If any are still following me please lick the bottom of a dumpster and then go jump in a pool of dog shit. No one wants you around. Today's election results are a strong message: we win when we fight for our trans family 🏳️‍⚧️

I don’t think this dweeb has ever been to New York…it’s always been full of immigrants.

if elected President i will not dismantle our nuclear arsenal because that is apparently impossible. but i will order the creation of a national narcotics stockpile to ensure enough hard drugs for a solid bender get distributed to every American home in less than 30 minutes

The first American President to incite synagogue massacres continues to copy/paste from comics from 2019.