my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

this is now my singular life goal

I live in the woods, and catch uninvited mouse roommates with humane traps. They then go in a bucket with an old pizza pan on top for moving day (down the road a mile, back to the woods). Almost kept this one, as they were clearly desperate to stay 🤣

the only time i feel truly seen on the internet is when i run across conversations about this, surprisingly on the regular

At this moment, on July 20, 1969, people around the world held their breaths, waiting to hear the words "Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed" as Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin made history and became the first humans to land on another celestial body, the moon.

heading to NYC next week and hoping to run into mamdani so i can shake his hand even though i live across the country 🤝 🗽

can i beg people to learn the difference between fazed and phased? no?

roland says happy pride gonna fetch that rainbow for you

Today, we celebrate Juneteenth—the day when the last enslaved people in the U.S. finally learned they were free, two years AFTER the Emancipation Proclamation. It’s a day of joy, but also reflection—freedom delayed is freedom denied & the fight for justice is far from over. #Juneteenth #FreedomDay

took me a minute but here we are: #protectourparks #queerally #happypride get yours here: @flagsforgood.com

“Calm down” is how you summon the demon version of me.

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

happy mother’s day

back on you again indeed! #Djo

Happy birthday to the Hubble Space Telescope, launched from the Kennedy Space Center #OTD in 1990. Here's to a remarkable 35 years of imaging the Cosmos. 🧪 🔭 ⚛️ Leave your favorite Hubble images in the replies!

i guess that’s what i get for watching a show based on a video game. hard pass

Love these boys and love love love this song 💕 Lonesome is a State of Mind by #Djo in Salt Lake City on Monday night

He is risen

In space, no one can hear how tone-deaf you are

good morning djo! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'm sure you had a very special note from a doctor that allows you and you alone to virtuously use generative AI. The thing is I don't care.

corroded coffin?

highly visible and we are all better for it #TDOV youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...

whomst among us feels that joe keery should play sam shepard in a biopic

new Worst Job In America just dropped

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like being shaken down by the turkey mob

grand canyon knows what’s up #protectourparks #rehirerangers saturday march 1

Park rangers want YOU to help us protect our parks! This Saturday, 3/1, in solidarity with the 50:50:1 movement, plan a protest in support of your closest national park. Do it at 12 noon your time, or whatever best fits your secret plan 👀🤠😏 #ProtectOurParks #SaveOurParks #RehireRangers

hell yeah

"The call to action — or rather inaction — is asking that American consumers refrain from making any purchases at major retailers on Friday, Feb 28"

can you imagine what he would say today?

NPS seems to be confused about their mission

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

❤️🖤💙 #steddie

Vegas pro tip: Spring Mountain Ranch State Park is next to Red Rock Canyon NCA - no reservations needed! Behold my beloved Mojave desert!

Joseph Quinn, if you see this, we thought you were also great in A Quiet Place: Day One and a number of other moving pictures so please reach out we have work to do.

Did you know? In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine. The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.

As a Gen X kid, I was promised two possible futures: 1) Post-apocalyptic wasteland where people fought for the remining scraps of civilization 2) Techno-Hell where our lives were ruled by megacorporations that took over the government Looks like Option 2 was the winner. Still time for 1, though

Got one of the last eggs on earth

Did a little keyboard smash at the DJO tour email this morning!!! See you in April, Keery!

Karma doesn't have a sell by date.

Happy Birthday, Dolly! 🎶 What's a favorite Dolly Parton song of yours? 🎶 Born on January 19, 1946, in Tennessee, Dolly Rebbeca Parton is, well, she's just a national treasure who is also a very gifted musician. Dolly has written over 3,000 songs, released 49 studio albums, charted a record 25 👇

I think a tramp stamp could fix me

i see the “i’m disaster adjacent” dumbasses have shown up in force