Come Dancing by The Kinks.

Timeline cleanse

• Mamdani is not in the country illegally • He does not have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism • Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic • He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’ • He’s not a communist

THE ARISTOCRATS

"So how will seeing a clown cure me?" "I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."

The road to Nazareth? You mean the 🎵HIIIIIIIGHWAY TO THE MANGER ZONE🎵

I am so tired to the "Biden not inviting Elon to the White House EV summit radicalized him" narrative. That EV summit was in 2021. Elon had already gone full COVID denialist, and called countermeasures "fascism." He was already violating environmental and labor laws rampantly. "Pedo guy" was 2018.

I love the energy of Mamdani but I hope he doesn't try to socialize brunch.

Guy from Denton TX orwherever eats tacos w a knife and fork so this all checks out.

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel

Wherein Intifada means “resist the state of Israel” I’m now in favor of its globalization.

You can talk all you want about sacrificing for your art but Kate Bush, a fully intelligent and British woman, had to rhyme “could” with “God” to make Running Up That Hill work.

Guys I found it. The most bluesky reply ever.

Real Fremen know that the “keep Arrakeen weirding” slogan was invented by the Arrakis chamber of commerce to drive tourism

Turns out Slappy Squirrel’s actual name is Slappifer Hazel Squirrel

Sometimes you walk to dinner and there’s a bicycle race happening

Look at this little piglet. LOOK AT HIM

While it’s easily to describe jazz with terms like “cool” and “hot”, it’s better to rate it on the Scofield Scale.

Guys the new main character just dropped

100% checks out

MAGAs: Why won’t Muslims just assimilate to our country!?! Muslims: [Get elected to office] MAGAs: …Wait not like that

Girlfriend has a mad decent permanent flute embouchure

Playing in tune is some weak, beta shit

Piglet and The Smooj

Crypto is being considered for reserves. Which most agency loans do not require. /1 apnews.com/article/mort...

Maui, if you need it.

One of my sax students is an adult and a decent enough player. He likes doing is learning Bollywood songs by ear. We just finished this one and I love it. Odd meter and eventually it sort-of gets into Lydian dominant. Can’t speak Hindi so I have no idea about the lyrics. youtu.be/5txaRiJfQXM?...

The guy who directed Sicario is directing the next Bond movie.

Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.

Way down down down in this subacutlcha/ a thread /1

I personally like Mamdani, but my big fear is that Democrats nationwide will take the wrong message from his victory and try running likable candidates with good policies all across the country.

Maceo: always vigilant

This specific version youtu.be/r-gvIeNWAPo?...

Smoosh

HARD❌ Once a guy stood all day shaking bugs from his hair. EASY❎ Yeah dude don’t blame the drugs.

HARD❌ The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel. EASY✅ A bunch of the rich assholes who love this book completely fail to actually understand it.

Fuck JD Vance en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%...

I ❤️ shitty tour managers

Please with a Barenaked Ladies song parody

Also implies the existence of “tube gender”

I donated to this spot. All five pillars of hip-hop represented. www.elementz.org

Weird that this is the holiday where he suddenly decides that we just have too many dang holidays. Wonder why!

Fuck DJT and everyone who’s down with him. www.barrons.com/news/us-refu...

I feel like one thing that’s gotten lost in the Pusha T v Travis Scott convo is the fact that Travis Scott is an idiot and an asshole. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrowo...

dunning Krueger effect is when you think you’re going to kill Nancy Thompson