government is broken did we try turning it off and back on??? maybe (not so) lightly punching it?

A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths. Equivalent human age: 3 A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 53

looking for mutuals 18+ 💌🌈 💗/🔃/🗨/ follows appreciated 🌻Stardew Valley 🌿Disney Dreamlight Valley 🍄Animal Crossing 🪻The Sims 🍃Palia 🌝Tiny Glade 🍀Zelda 💫Fortnite ☢️Fallout 🪐Starfield 👽Cyberpunk 🌷PC Builds 🌱Witchy Vibes 😻Cute Cats

hot girls have a little chin or nipple hair that they have to shave/pluck

What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🖤 Free Palestine ☮︎ Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥 Drumpf Haters 🍊 👨

one of the worst feelings as an artist is when you have lots of ideas for what you want to draw but no time, then when you have the time you have no motivation, then when you have the motivation you have no ideas

wonder why kkkid rock didn’t get a cabinet position… probably because he’s broke in comparison to the unqualified airheads that were handpicked for no other reason besides money and loyalty to their cult leader.

learning to #savethebees🐝

. SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU OFF THE LEDGE: "If you ever get the blues about the status of American culture, there are still more public libraries than there are McDonald's. During the worst of the Depression, not one public library closed its doors." ~David McCullough

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

Period

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.

fun fact: if your animal’s breath smells sweet, it could indicate diabetes

Outrage as video shows fox caught in 'barbaric' snare trap on King's Sandringham estate. 😡 No one should be using these vile traps anywhere, and the Royal family should lead the way and not use them. SHARE if you think they should be banned. Full Story: www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day. Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

how did nasa get this pic of my eyeball 😡

can we all buy them and smash them like that one old loser did with the taylor swift guitar

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

real life needs a version of when you mess up so bad in a video game that you just give up and wait for the bad guys to kill you so you can restart

just had a random flashback of playing ssx 3 on my ps2 and now i’m experiencing a melancholic sort of emotion that i don’t think there’s really an english word for

watch, a bunch of repubichairs will probably create their own social media platform called “red wave” or “orange jesus” or something stupid like that just because bluesky exists

Linkin_Park_-_In_The_End_mp3.exe

The perfect ratio of unread books you own to books you should buy is WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT BUYING BOOKS IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA.

Write that book. Send that story. Query that agent. Ask for that blurb. Maybe it doesn’t work out, but there’s a chance it will, and that chance—however small you think it is—is all you need.

The Ring Nebula (M57)

It’s not hoarding if it’s books. It’s building a personal library.

nauseous bc didn’t eat 🤝🏻 can’t eat bc nauseous

I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.

Good morning, Bluesky!☕

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.

The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie. An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough. So finish the thing.

Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended

Poor sweet Paw-lloween has been at the shelter so long he still has his awful Halloween pun name. 😭 But just look at the extraordinary quality of his biscuits!! Available in Burlington, VT. www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

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PFFFFT

you know what. I kinda like it here. real twitter 2014 vibes: occasionally irritating, but without the fear that the third reich will reseruct if you say you thought Stellar Blade was mid

if it goes pretty much any other way it’s rigged