I wish I was better at flirting. This conference is such a flop for me

Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here’s whats in my balls I guess.

who up wishing they were still asleep

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Drove 3 hours to present at a conference in Savannah,GA. Beer time👍

Jennifer Coolidge voice: ooo I wanna be unemployed so bad

Doomscroll Break: What's one of your favorite types of plant and why?

do anybody got a monster made of cadaver limbs who wants to fall madly in love with me hiding in their basement

Who the fuck lives in North dakota

I wish I had a passion for life instead or intermittent mania

kush? no thank you. i’ll take 16 beers, like a normally functioning american.

I think all online gambling should be made illegal

Can you guys document more of your day to day lives. I'm trying to learn how to be normal

Reading in the bath AINT CUTE. got my book soggy bro 😭

Sometimes I just don't eat for 3 days and don't sleep for 29 hours. A sign of my amazing health for sure

music.youtube.com/watch?v=HAW_... Loveeee this song

Someone give me one of their playlists mine are trash rn

Is not eating for 24 hours healthy

I have made it to Diamond 1 in Marvel Rivals for some reason

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2006 will be my year!

Harpy bew beeer

Maybe the first time I've laughed at a new Simpsons clip in over 20 years

Why the FUCK am I so busy in the do nothing week?????!?

he let me hit bc he hasnt memorized my attack patterns

Wait so youre telling me a chicken creamed this soup?

merry christmas everybody

I'm a tube feeder. Hbu guys

Demon Slayer is better than The Wizard of Oz.

Day drinking has consequences??!?

Day drinking is Gods gift to man

just read an article detailing how the 'Male loneliness epidemic' stems from resources being disproportionately hoarded by the hyper wealthy. capitalism again

what if cum was spicy

Weapons was not that good TBH

Early Christmas present was seeing a sexual predator I used to know getting rear ended in traffic. Happy holidays to all !

I think I screwed up this interview but we'll see i guess

Creepcast is so fucking funny. Highlight of my week tbh

Al Capone:

I've slept 12 hours once again. What's wrong with my body 😭

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