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i need a wiener in my face like real bad rn :(

simply because i love to overshare :)

Quote this with a selfie if you’re Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

i’ve had a whole week off work and i’m back to the office today and i don’t wannaaaaaaa 😫😫😭

BEHOLD… MY KINGDOM!

i don’t mean to sound so boomer about this, but it always irritates me a little bit when people correct me when i say native american day instead of indigenous peoples day because i grew up in south dakota where it has literally been native american day since before i was born.

having adhd and trying to tackle a task like unpacking an apartment is rough because i see one item that needs to go in a different room and suddenly i’m unpacking things for that room until a new object brings me to a different room but then because of that it looks like no progress is being made.

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day

a poem for national coming out day, written by Jay Hulme

just stumbled up bloomfs tiktok account and uh oh i think the crush is deepening 🙈🙈

day threeeeee ☺️ #locktober #cagecheck #teamlocked

not to be sad on main but i do really wish i could stop breaking my own heart sometime 🫠🫠

being gay sucks sometimes cause it’s just constantly this in my brain when talking to my friends

honestly, the best i’ve ever looked. 💖🖤 tysm @artisticjohn.bsky.social!! #teamlocked

happy day ✌️ of #locktober 🥰🥰 #teamlocked #cagecheck

happy #locktober and #jocktober, little gay people in my phone!! #teamlocked #cagecheck

Good morning! I love being gay!

LOOK AT HOW CUTIE MY FRIENDS ARE!!!!! 💜💜 (also come see our show if you’re in the twin cities area!!! 😘)

new epidemic sweeping the bios of gay men on dating apps just dropped!!! now it's all about having something about “finding the best espresso martini in town” in their profiles. 😍🥰 (yes i know this is because they're bots who have their profiles written by AI, but I’m sick of seeing it.)

this is only gonna make sense to about one of my followers, but man i HATE what they've done to the brushes in photoshop. why is the edge of my brush now inset into the cursor, not actually letting me know where i'm affecting??? @adobe.com FIX IT

friends i have some bad news. 😔 okay so. problem: I always want a fountain soda. solution: subway across the street sells fountain soda. ☝️ BUT! problem: subway only has pepsi products. solution(?): I think I’ve pavloved myself into liking pepsi zero. 😔

ah yes, exactly what i’ve been missing during my toilet time — a television

bro i need more gay men to have done improv because sexting with these bozos is boringgggggg

seconding this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I have a good memory, stop recycling your nudes you cowards!!!

what? no way!!

SpaceX branded cocaine. 6 million dollars of SpaceX cocaine

The thing about me is that I really will eat your ass like I’ve only got an hour left to live every time, like it will always be that serious for me

i hate to just be another voice into the ether about this whole thing, but the thing that actually makes me really fucking sad and frustrated about this whole thing isn’t actually that i think i suddenly have friends and important people in my life that agreed with his stance because of their posts.

happy fcf to you all. not me tho 🤪💝

NEW MARIO MOVIE !!!!!

Tragic news. I’m in the office today and I just adjusted in my seat and ended up pinching my nut in between my cage somehow. 😫

y’all want ME to have empathy for the guy who said empathy is bad???????

yessssssssssss 🤓📖📚

it's only day one and I'm already so gd tired of the target convention happening downtown.

not sure if this is a feature only IIIIII would enjoy, but as ea develops the sims 4 for the future and if they’re really interested in incorporating mobile more (or even just like, developing resource apps), i would realllllly love a mobile-compatible gallery!!! #TheSims4

i hate to admit that this tiktok made me giggle. like a lot. like a little too much.

a real question i find myself asking over and over again is WHAT is this phenomena of men matching with you on the apps and then neverrrrr being the one to initiate conversation? like i guess that weeds out a lot of potentially wasted time, but my lord

late night strollin’ 🚶🏻‍♂️🌳🌲

i really need a beefy dom to come over and beat these balls 😫😫 been locked for two days and they’re already getting bigger

on wednesdays we wear new (smaller) cages 💝 #teamlocked #cagecheck #teamchastity @lockedboys.bsky.social

me rn

The crumbl cookie CEO is gay but everyone is missing the point that they don’t taste good

a very fun part of being a gay who primarily consumes woodworking/construction content on youtube is that you never know if your favorite creators would want you dead or not :)

so many beefy bloomfs, so little of them laying full body weight on top of me

few things better than spending all morning in bed sleeping in late and reading ☺️☺️

I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE HELPPPPODKDKDKDKSNDNSSNSNDJSNDNDNSN