Meredith did nothing for an hour and she’s still a queeeeeen

Meredith Marks meeting happening tonight

Fat cunt Friday and I just show my ass

Bro pls stop being hot around me I can’t think

It’s so good

Big tongue dirty mirror ok

Coworker calling me after hours while I’m taking a thirst trap…..😞

One lie I love telling myself when I don’t recover as quickly as I want to that I’m not eating enough! And this is why I have a big belly 🤭

I want to go back to Spain because of the Men™️ but also feel like I should visit other spots because there are likely hot men everywhere (other than inside my apartment)

Ok

Squish

<Your face here>

Watched a Chicago apartment tour and I pay the same price for half the space and everything is nicer/new too….the algorithm is pushing me there 😩😩

Why is he taunting me like this?

My mom

Yeehaw

Unleashing my southern accent and slipping into DL farmhand outfit to go to the rodeo finals

It’s serious

Hockey game tn whichever team wins I’ll be waiting in the locker room with the prize

This is Yukon my bestie he’s a tank

It would be so funny if someone gave me $60k

Hot coworker is traveling again after being out all last week. Should I call in sick?

POV you just got home and I’m patiently waiting to hear about your day

Hmm what should I post today to seek attention

Pulling up to work blasting Slayyyter so loud my ears are bleeding just to spend the whole day telling straight people they’re doing their job wrong

transcending rn

Giving up

Make. All. Workweeks. Four. Days.

The auto lighting correction on iPhone makes everything look like shit it’s so awesome

Drinking a Yerba Mate and it making me want to go to sleep immediately?? Ok that’s not what I asked for

Hey bro what does your cock look like? Showing me might be easier than telling

Anyways

Trash mobs in demons souls will vigorously clap my cheeks and then I will 1 shot almost every boss why is it like this

For the love of god pls put a twink filter on apps because I’m never looking for that

Box-fridge build with toothpick legs is so fascinating to me

Dedicated to Brady tbh

Shirt shrunk and now I’m in a crop top at work…

Why did my straight & married coworker just tell me he couldn’t stop thinking about seeing me and my bulging muscles in a tank top? From a work trip we went on 4 months ago…

🫃🏼

Seattle 2/12-2/15 who wanna be my Valentine 😏😏

I got promoted! Does anyone want to get married and pregnant?

how it feels not caring if other people dislike a thing you enjoy

Why is Dark Souls $40-60 on the PlayStation store?? Be serious…

Why is there a dent in my shin

@bsky.app let us share pics in dm!

Denver Stock Show outside my window. The mini horses in their little jackets are so cute 😍😍

Was working so hard and remembered they haven’t told me my raise yet so time to scroll and get a Diet Coke 💅💅

Fix pelvic tilt in 2026 or embrace it?

happy January 6th everyone

Are these too tight to wear to work?