Posting a thirst trap every hour with less and less clothing until my crush responds

Well

Doing some community service for straights tonight :(

Oh nooo my lower back is sooo sore, but you know what would fix it?

Having to portray myself as a blonde man in the kissing emoji instead of a redhead is so fucking disrespectful

Body pic doubling face pic I love being busted

Nobody cares what time I show up to work as long as my ass looks fat

Telling the hr person we can’t hire any more hot guys I’m fucking begging

When in doubt

IT setting up my new computer (💅) and asking which browser for my bookmarks and all them are online shopping links…..

Woke up this morning and still a faggot 😔 need one of my boyfies to slap it out of me

Limited time offering 

some of you didn’t read the fine print when you decided to follow me

As a former fat person and a southerner if you haven’t brined chicken in pickle juice yet, back of the line….

I hope you’re hungry because we are eatinggg

Sometimes autocorrect fucks me so badly i just delete the post and refuse to try again. As if I haven’t already shared too many of my thoughts on this platform anyways 😔

Missed my virtual consult this morning…supposed to be at hot Pilates in 34 mins and I’m sitting on the couch in my underwear

Thank GOD i screenshotted oomfs insane bulge pic last night!! New phone background I’ll be slobbering over all day

Ears out

Someone needs to take my phone away

Need the Trader Joe’s cashier to show up on my Hinge so I can get ignored by another hot guy 🥰

Getting a pedicure so my date tomorrow night can suck on my toes

Getting in the shower at 8 am when I should be at work rn? I’m just a show pony anyways who cares…

Everytime I see Josh Citarella I’m like damn bro pls just blow my back out this one time bro I won’t tell anyone 🤞

Can the dumbass moderation team censor the fuckass ai gay art pages instead of mine? Those are the real criminals…

My main, she’s so slutty

I don’t make playlists all my music goes on Liked Songs and that didn’t transfer to Apple Music….

An unimaginably beautiful and ripped Latino in my dms it’s fucking overrr girls

The fbi agent censoring my bsky account is so horny it’s so annoying

Putting on a show for myself to this in the living room rn

If they sold vials of Brady in the US I’d be blowing my veins out with how often I’d inject it

Day 2 of my body waking me up at 3:45 am….

Buying matching pajama sets and showing them to my online bfs

Me when the doorman tries to arrest Evan

The new pants I bought and my thighs still barely fit??? What am I supposed to do…make my own clothing??

Comment “I voted” for a surprise in your dms :-)

10 mins of quiet time before getting my shit fucking obliterated at hot yoga 🥲

The only November tradition I observe 💕

Witcher S4 did nothing for me….very disappointing!!!!

I think I’ve lost sensation in my nipples can someone come check for me??

~6 hours left to assemble a costume…this caffeine better fix my dumbass

Someone get this dog a bone!!

Friends are out of town should I go to the club by myself tomorrow night…Or stay at home and wake up well rested and feeling good…

Thighs growing too large for my pants 😔 ordered 4 new pairs yesterday

0 bush looks so wild to me like is this raw chicken orrrrr

POV: YOU

being on the same freakuency >>>>>>

Coworkers waiting 6 hours to ask me every question imaginable at 3pm….