I hope my bros are waiting for me in the sauna

Im like a large cat in the sense that sometimes I need to lie down for 3 hours midday and gaze around aimlessly in silence just because

In the big 2026 spamming “Hey” “love the fur” to me…..wrap it up man. You’re stuck in a really sad loop, I promise logging off will make your life better!!!

2 drinks and I’m whore-posting in the backseat

Why do they call this the Thank You Sir machine…

Only ~5 more hrs for me to be gay….time to get to work 👅

Rough Tuesday

When he won’t let me sniff his nuts after working out 😡😡

Daily

Footfluencer

Feeling 🫃🏼

Im supposed to be at the airport in 5 hrs

Since I’m not being gay tonite I have to make up for it 2x tmrw

When someones profile says “Cannabis: Never” it does cause me to hesitate…

Joe Organa hitting it from the back blindfolded.png

Spiky foam roller is leaving bruises on my back but it feels good

2oomfs called me a whore today and ykw….RESPECT

3 days of homophobia (presentations) before I’m free

10:26 and I’m steam mopping

Bro?

Who hungry

Need PToomf to rehab the inside of my left elbow it hurting 😩😩

Gay men getting mad at you because you don’t want to have sex with them…very normal and well adjusted response!! 😁😁

Just remembered I have to host a Lunch & Learn on Wednesday should I kms

Pride next Saturday and then going to Georgia for DL pride the following day (me at family lake house hosting)

Only left the house twice today (commando) and got a discount for Father’s Day both times?

Was just served a Ritalin ad starring Paris Hilton…..hell yeah

This one is also hitting my spot

Introducing my neighbors to mother

Need a mouth to put my toes in

Now watching: Barebackrooms

Idk what I was doing this morning fr

Dentist calling me big and muscular like I thought we were here for my mouth….???

33 years old today happy pride

Does anyone want to put on singlets and wrestle in my apartment tomorrow night?

Can’t tell if my coworker is staring at me lustfully or psychotically but it’s hot either way

An ear infection brewing 1 day before one of the most important events of Pride…even the microbes homophobic these days

Let’s kiss bro c’mon

Simon Rex did gay stuff and no one told me…???

Letting this guy suck on my toes for bringing me a Celsius

Anyways…

Hope my boyfriends are having a good day

Celebrating gay marriage tonight with my sweeties @colbydc.bsky.social and @nixostorme.bsky.social 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

only wednesday

Exec presentation in 13 hours I haven’t started 🤭🤭

Proof

Workout & (gay) pool time

Arm too big for shirt

The view

Texting my bros to come over to play Ps5