No, you're crying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF8_...

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, who 10 years ago blew a kiss to me at Disneyland -- and the luck's still going strong!

Every now and then my Bluesky feed lines up nicely, as a little treat

Sondheim never misses -- or pulls a punch

some seasonal simpsons art from 2020

@nanglish.bsky.social omg please thank whoever put my hometown into last night's episode

Krampusnacht has passed but it's still Krampusweekend! Celebrate with your favorite monster and one of his favorite Yules and also his least favorite Yule! #FinishIt #Krampus finishitpod.com/2025/12/07/e...

Just in time for Krampus Night, here's an interactive advent calendar mystery game I wrote! passerine.itch.io/the-krampus-...

Give us Barabbas, Charlie Brown

Happy 62nd Birthday Doctor Who! #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor

If you curate your timeline carefully, sometimes you get a nice juxtaposition like this

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

I'm at a screening of Bugonia and someone keeps calling out World Series updates whenever anyone scores. BEST MOVIE EXPERIENCE EVER

Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!

Started and finished October by watching two of my favorite movies

@dbspira.bsky.social I'm really enjoying this new season of @realityescapepod.bsky.social -- the first two episodes have been fantastic!

My favorite drink

The #metazooa animal on your birthday predicts your year Yesterday I got this:

Today is my birthday, so I can FINALLY post this picture of Cakey for myself

As if I couldn't love Mark Hamill more

Guess who got a shout-out from Prue!!!! #GBBO

@jamesgunn.bsky.social I know you can't legally read that Plastic Man script, but how about one for Howard the Duck pilot?

The return of Heavyweight is one of the best and most beautiful podcast episodes I've ever heard -- I laughed, I cried, I even looked up an IG link at the end. Give it a listen!

TV's JEFF HILLER! #Emmys

Just read HOWARD THE DUCK on the Stunt List 2025 and I recommend you all do the same. As a fan of the OG movie and the MCU, I loved it. Nice work @kirksays.bsky.social #scriptsky www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...

If Frasier were alive today... Frasier (reading on his phone): Oh, well that's a shame. Martin: What happened? Frasier: They're removing The Comedy of Errors from this year's "Seriously Shakespeare" festival. Niles: Yet another case of getting canceled for being too joke. Frasier: Oh, Niles!

Should we read SKATEBOARD CHAMPION?

@vornietom.bsky.social @kirksays.bsky.social this one, absolutely will make me laugh forever

Anyone else feel that earthquake in Los Angeles?

Nice INDEED

Why yes I DO have an award-winning writing sample that's essentially FRESH OFF THE BOAT meets MURDER, SHE WROTE deadline.com/2025/07/jami...

Why the hell did the Muppets use the Murder She Wrote font in their Kokomo music video???

Timeline cleanse: animals wearing safety goggles while getting laser therapy.

Every time I post it, he goes up five more points.

The Return of the King (of the Hill)

I've never been more tense than watching the season finale of Nathan Fielder's comedy documentary show, The Rehearsal

15 minutes to sad pizza party! youtube.com/live/2r-i2Re...

Happy Mother's Day to MY MOM SOLVES MYSTERIES (my favorite pilot inspired by my mom)

I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community

Celebrating the new pope with two Chicago-style hot dogs like any good Catholic

These George Lucas commercials are an absolute delight

What happened to Polygon is why I started @popheist.com. If you were just laid off, email me with pitches. We are new, very small, terrifyingly small, but trying to do something very big. We also need more subscribers so we can pay more freelancers and pay them more. I want to help how I can.

NASA Rover spots Martian rock that looks like "chocolate cake"

Just heard of the passing of Under the Umbrella Tree creator Noreen Young. We did a DefunctTV on the show and her puppetry a few years ago, and afterwards, she sent me a long and kind message about how well we did and how much she enjoyed reading the comments of people remembering her show.

Shruggo

Anyone else feel that? #LAearthquake

Someone explain this to me please