I never wanted a tattoo before but then I'd never seen Spider-Man posed on a boba tea holding a popsicle of his own face before

Finally reading "United We Stand..." and it turns out a story where Captain America gets elected President of the United States through write-in votes is just the kind of escapism I need right now #nokings #comicsky

Throwing out a pitch on #openingday #SOMETIMESYOUWANNAGO #MLB @boston.gov #baseball @fenwaypark.bsky.social @mlb.com @redsox.com #fanfic #classictelevision #cheers #screenwriting #sitcom

Baseball's #openingday seems like a cool time to check out this CHEERS #fanfic prequel script MAYDAY MALONE! I tried to match the tone of the original series so, any fans out there, I'd love to hear what you think 🥂 @mlb.com #mlb #fenwaypark #redsox #scriptsky #5amwritersclub #cheers #boston

My cinephile way of affirming a second date #filmsky #billcosby 😬

Wearing "readers" doesn't make you seem old. Calling them "readers" does.

I predict season 2 will deal with the internet backlash from the race-swapped Wonder Man movie. The big bad of the series will be The Critical Drinker.

You gotta respect their work ethic #truecrime

Mostly an excuse to show off my new and improved show logo #scriptsky #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

#thebride looks like the movie Joker 2 should have been #filmsky

She's playing no games #photosky #colorphotography #photography #modelphotography

"People familiar with the matter" would be a good name for a political podcast.

Statue of Christopher Columbus Farnham Park, Camden, NJ July 2020 #photosky

This is how I always remember her. RIP Catherine O'Hara. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKW...

It may be the recency bias talking but I think #WonderMan is my new #1 #MCU show. #comicsky

Now seated for Wonder Man!

In case you needed any more proof A.I. is evil. #Blackpanther #mcu #comicsky

#photosky #urbexphotography

Snow shoveling combines my two favorite pastimes: Manual physical labor and being cold

Once again my Final Draft crashed mid sentence and I want people to go to jail for this #finaldraft #scriptsky #screenwriting

I've taken so many photos that have frustrated me for years because they're blurry - especially ones taken while driving pot-holed streets of Camden. So I asked AI to enhance this photo. The results were mostly upsetting #abandoned #urbex #BlueSkyArtShow #photography #BlueSkyPhotographers #photosky

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I love this shit. Reminds me of being a kid in the 80s and calling the Howard the Duck hotline. I texted the number 😂 #mcu #filmsky #marvel

NOT SAFE FOR WORK #Pi #Co #CFin #Re #Cov #screenpit (In the spirit of PEEP SHOW and IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA) Dodd and Ollie think they've hit the jackpot when they inherit a strip club, but they soon find out it just might be the worst place on Earth.

OUR HERO #Fea #Fa #Co #Ad #4Q #screenpit When 3 unpopular middle school kids discover the secret lair of a burned-out superhero, the world's most powerful man agrees to be their friend in exchange for keeping his secret. (Freaks and Geeks meets Hancock)

Throwing some fanfic in the pit #co #pi #IP #40Up #screenpit

❄️MEET THE ORIGINAL WINTER SOLDIER❄️ SANTAMAN: REGIFTED When Christmas is stolen by a family of naughty-listers, crime fighting Santaman must navigate a nightmarish new reality to stop a megalomaniacal dad named Dan Sipowitz and his new holiday "Sipowitzmas." #An #Fea #4Q #Cwin #SeRe #screenpit

Grape vape doesn't pair well with coffee. I gotta remember that.

Pretty disappointing. Same old titles you see on every best movie list. It would be nice to see some deeper cuts. #scriptsky #filmsky www.wga.org/writers-room...

Philadelphians seeing Stallone at the Kennedy Center Awards

T'wis the night before Christmas And all on the furniture I lay back and recline With the new issue of Punisher #comicsky

Made-up sources tell me the next #doomsday teaser will feature Santaman. #Avengers #mcu #filmsky

Kinda sad the only likes I get on #twitter are from MAGA accounts that aren't picking up my sarcasm.

Today I learned that the video game adaption of Spider-Man 3 has a better climax than the actual movie #spiderman #playstation #filmsky youtu.be/jQngevmoJOc?...

I'm actually glad people are going after Tarantino recently. He's been getting on my nerves for a while now.

Lol James L Brooks did a reddit AMA and actually answered my dumb question #filmsky

#selfportrait Copier Ink on Plastic Laminate #artsky

PRO TIP: You can't skip leg day if there never *was* a leg day.

I've been querying SANTAMAN REGIFTED all morning and already got a ton of responses #scriptsky

It's impressive what we, as a society, are willing to put up with from landscapers these days. I thought the suburbs were supposed to be quiet, there's an ARMY of leaf blowers out there right now that are louder than a motorcycle gang. All this equipment, it's like a war on lawns, CALM DOWN

Feels weird to say but I think *this* Santa Claus screenplay will be my most mature work. #scriptsky

You could tell me real apes are harmed in the making of these movies and I'd still support them. That's how good they are. #filmsky youtu.be/XtFI7SNtVpY?...

Bad enough Twitter shoves unsolicited, far-right rage-bait into my feed, but now Bluesky seems to be spotlighting aggressively-masterbating furries. I almost don't know which is worse.

Me at work today.

One thing working at fedex is taught me is that we've made it way too easy for people to buy a new mattress in this country.

There's no excuse for a bar not to have a bathroom mirror.

I've said and done some pretty ugly things to get out of going to Home Depot.

It's funny because I sit in a coffee shop, working on a script, looking like a tortured artist. Curled up in a corner with a black coffee, tearing my hair out like I'm Edgar Allan Poe or something. But if you read over my shoulder it'll say like "And then Santa Claus says to Rudolf..." #scriptsky

Happy Birthday, George Wendt! Born this day in 1948. Pour one out for Norm 🥂 #rip #Norm #cheers #scriptsky #stuntlist #georgewendt www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...