Thought about calling MBAs "Ferengi" but I think that's mean to Ferengi

Fiesthta

Yesterday's walk was good

Some creatures from a recent Kensington trip

Sure fine I'll hurt my foot when I get in the shower but not while playing pickleball for 2 hours sure okay great

Spur of the moment design: an ermine who can be a lil scarf

Holy shit

Timeline cleanser 🐈

Hell yeah

Time to delete tiktok

🔈 my favorite DOS era rpg, Escape from Microcenter

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

checkitout! chatted with my good friend Hank green about all things business but more importantly homestar runner

sinkers & floaters

Today is a good day

Today was productive but annoying. Got caught up on work stuff and finally tore apart my intake to get all the oil out that sloshed while on track. It fouled my MAF, but the silver lining is the new MAF is a Hitachi and that's funny

Happy Autumnal Equinox!

Whoops

21st of september sheet music trombone part

Smooth jazz V98(V98).7

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Track day carnage! The tires were already very worn and I pushed them too hard. Forgot to take out the plastic center caps and they melted from the brake heat.

New Mario power up just dropped.

Big Cat Adoptables! 🐯 These kitties I made with my friend WallabyTea are looking for a new home! If you'd like to adopt one, please DM ME with the one you'd like to claim! 📩

honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes

My Pickleball backhand is now fast enough to take down a fly mid-flight.

If you've been using a 📌 emoji to bookmark posts, @rafael.my and @samuel.bsky.team cooked up a special tool you can use to migrate them to your Saved Posts. Try it here: pin2saved.vercel.app

who shot kirk

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

My dreams last night consisted of raisin bran with too many raisins and a big orb weaver spider landing on me outta nowhere and freaking me out

what the hell is going on

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Suddenly having to poop mid-shower is proof that god isn't real

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Chip sals good

I fucking love pickleball

So close...if I get top score do I have to be the next Elvira?

Gasp

2 of them

🏆

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Cask of Amontillado but it's a sex move where you build a pillow fort around someone you're fucking. Ass of Amontillado? Cask of Assmontillado?

I hate Ubuntu so fucking much

Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.