COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Boy lunch

Oh sick A vintage catgirl bible

Opossum just wanted to say hi

total economic collapse

That good Home Depot parking lot lighting

Heh heh

Breakfast

I want to play a game where I've got a home base and a lighthouse on a small island, and a boat. I get to drive my boat around and explore, fish, collect stuff to repair the buildings/build new ones on my island, build and improve a fleet of boats, all with a banging soundtrack.

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.

Honk 🎨

Sometimes I become an overwhelming force of masculinity

Insomnia sucks

RIP

It's that time of year where I gotta actively meditate in the shower or else I get super S.A.D. Something about the consistency of the shower is grounding

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

What a silly thing

Pickleball has officially claimed one of my socks.

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

Yes

this one is called goose horse

GOOD NIGHT, HERMAN

I know everyone is struggling right now but if you could spare a few bucks for my friend’s kitty, or help boost, it would mean a lot 💙

and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop

No...

*repetitive strain injury from tapping the sign*

Currently trying to get a label printer to work on windows 11 Microslop is a well-earned moniker

🔸Day 3: persistence Don’t give up. #artober2025

COMMISSION FOR @zoeydogy.com 🐕🚗💨

thanks for the tip

Woe, mug wall of disassociation upon ye

Currently Lawful Good because @bug-jar.com won't let me be True Neutral

Repost to finally get that thing in 2026

I can feel the beginnings of "is it April yet" tickling the back of my mind

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)

Nothing like some gastrointestinal distress to start the year off right

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sorry SLUTS, Bluey graffiti new favorite 🐶❤️🚂🎨