I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

Day 2 - American Ermine Milkstoat driving a milk float! #Maystelid

Any mustelid fans here?

I'm becoming a bigger fan of matcha thanks to @bug-jar.com

“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

back & body hurts🦐 #shrimp #art #comic

Here’s another one

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

The Macintosh Two-Page Colour Classic was quite a handful. MacWorld Magazine described it as "Perfect for small business and people with two eyes, it's the most two-page two-screen colour classic we've seen. With its unique built-in double-degauss floppy disk eraser, it's also the most secure".

USPS giving a choice of hold music and then playing the absolute crunchiest indecipherable noise is very 2026

Getting a rejection letter from a position that is almost exactly the thing you're currently doing professionally citing "other candidates are a better fit" is wild

Meijer is having some kinda massive technology failure and it's kinda amusing. 26 emails about my last shopping trip's mperks points. None of their help channels are functioning.

A Michigan town board and its planning commission both rejected the largest data center in the state. Now it's being built anyway. In Saline Township, Michigan, a giant $16 billion OpenAI-Oracle data center was deeply unpopular, but that ultimately didn't matter. /1

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The prophecy...

Deepfakes are everywhere, but digital forensics investigators are fighting back. Learn more: https://scim.ag/42dMPBg

Seeing as it's #ChildrensBookWeek, I'd like to highlight a personal favorite of mine: #Redwall As a child, this series really got me interested in reading, and it continues to be a source of inspiration, motivation, and comfort. I hope it does the same for others now and for many years to come.

I opened 6 more commission slots on my Ko-fi! TOS: tealartifact.carrd.co#comm Claim a slot here: ko-fi.com/tealartifact... #comm #commsopen #artcommissions

@pecoshank.bsky.social showing up in a PBS documentary about Rainbombs was cool

May the 4th be with you

Cow tools

Walking Leaf - Phylliidae #myart / #traditionalart / #animalart

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In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

Apparently it's "golden bikini week" but it was fucking snowing last night Ain't no way I'm gonna be wearing a bikini at all this week

Oh to be a smol mouse in a bed of flowers.

All the biking and pickleball was worth it for @bug-jar.com to smack my ass and say "ow" after.

"Banana good" - @bug-jar.com

blueberries

Hmm @wolfpupy.bsky.social what's in this?

Precious cargo

Precious cargo

Bogue Bream - Boops boops #myart / #traditionalart / #animalart

tired: “live laugh love” inspired:

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

I love @bug-jar.com very much. They helped me through another tough dental procedure today by driving my sedated ass around and hanging out for 3 hours while I was worked on.

despite it all i'm still here thanks to the onion of determination #pixelart

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

when @ottrocity.bsky.social is requested to help clean a kitchen spill:

If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars

An iconic episode of Batman

The true post office experience is everyone standing around waiting for 1 old lady with a purse the size of a duffel bag counting out pennies while complaining that pennies aren't being made anymore

I like this thing. Convenient and is definitely helping me recover from RSV by letting me take it easy while clearing my lungs. Can't wait to bust the mountain bike out, though.

The 10 highest-paid utility company executives raked in more than $220 million last year. Meanwhile, utility companies asked for a record $31 billion in rate increases, affecting 81 million customers across the country. Yes: utility CEOs are raking it in while millions struggle to pay their bills.

Project Wingman is very good. If you are an Ace Combat fan and somehow haven't played it yet, you're really missing out