Taking my amazing daughter to Uni today! She’s off to Brighton to study Psychology & Criminology. I’m incredibly proud of her but I’m going to miss her so much. If anyone wants me this evening I’ll be crying quietly at the back of the Mead Hall

Protect John Oliver at all cost.

Hey @themeadhallbard.bsky.social what’s going on here then. How come MJ has been exiled?!??

Tomorrow I’m heading to Kent to a Renaissance Faire. Where over the weekend we shall be providing the entertainment in the form of medieval combat & jousting! Oh yeah!

Right that huge clock across the square says it’s 11 so who’s having what to drink?

Hey! Hope you’re doing well! I just signed Greenpeace’s pledge to tell Trump: Hands Off Our Ocean. Deep sea mining would bring toxic pollution, deafening noise, and irreversible harm to one of the last untouched places on Earth. We can still stop it – will you sign too?

Scenes from the Mead Hall this evening #ValhallaVikingFestival

Day two of #ValhallaVikingFestival & the Mead is ready to be drunk. Come & see your favourite Wench for all your Mead Needs #AfonMel #Mead

At Valhalla Viking Festivql as Priestess of Tyr for the opening ceremony (just in case anyone was curious as to what I look like) now back in the Mead Hall serving mead 😀

Right bar is all set up. Who wants some Mead? #FantasyForestFestival

The hospital in Georgia didn’t “save a life” They had that chance when Adriana Smith sought medical care. They could have saved her & her fetus. What they did was carry out a medical experiment without consent. They failed her in life & then robbed her of dignity in death 🧵

The Antichrist

Sutton Hoo helmet may actually come from Denmark, archaeologist suggests www.bbc.com/news/article... Hmmm this could prove embarrassing sire? @wulfhelm.bsky.social

WTAF! If anyone is unsure of how to spot a fascist, racist psychopath here’s a quick lesson - they say this kind of stuff. America fucking wake up!!

Sorted some new table decorations for the Mead Hall. Rustic & making use of all the rat skills we have left over 😄

This made me laugh way more than perhaps it should’ve 🤣🤣 check out the whole thread!

Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social these Vikings actually seem pretty cool! They’re welcome in the Mead Hall anytime ❤️

Happy New Year you lovely lot. 2024 is leaving with a guilty look on its face & so it damn well should. Here’s hoping 2025 is happier, healthier & kinder to us all.

Ok peeps. Do not follow me & then the “second” I follow you back DM me with some utter Bollox about “changing my life, just reply yes for more information” because that will get you blocked & deleted faster than a rat kebab goes through your digestive tract. Ok? We Good? As you were.

Glorious view across the valley from The Mead Hall this morning

Merry Yuletide to everyone. Feasting & Mead begins in the Mead Hall at noon & continues until everyone has fallen down

Well that’s that then. Just deactivated my account over on X. I am an Ex member of X 🤣🤣

Finland is teaching children how to recognise fake news as part critical thinking and civic responsibility. Meanwhile, the U.S. is banning books.......

This is so cute!

What a magnificent talent, she was an outstanding actress and will be much missed #RIP Dame Maggie Smith 💔

And finally we have the magnificent @theselectfyrd.bsky.social as Little John @melhistorygeek.bsky.social - panto horse (back end) @bookfairy.bsky.social - crone/fairy @the-danelaw.bsky.social - ugliest sister #Panto #Wülferhampton

More Wülferhampton panto cast announcements around of applause please for: @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social - widow twanky @ashashman1.bsky.social - Friar Tuck @dutytorturer.bsky.social - Will Scarlett (own costume) @jympton.bsky.social - panto horse (front)

As director I am pleased to announce the first casting of our Yuletide panto. So please give a big cheer for our fabulous leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social in the role of The Sherriff of Nottingham #Panto #Wülferhampton

Morning Wülferhampton You’ll have to help yourself in the mead hall today. I have been struck down by the plague (or something similar) high fever, chills, aching all over so I have taken to my bed. See you soon x

Bank holiday weekend. Can the serfs relax for a bit M’Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social ? Mead Hall is well stocked & ready for a busy few days

Happy Monday everyone. Hope you all had a lovely weekend. I wonder what joyous larks old @wulfhelm.bsky.social has in store for us this week. If your toiling for our Lord & master gets too tough come & join me for a refreshing drink in the Mead Hall 🍻🍷🍸🍹🥂

So someone over in the other place told me we’ve got gifs over here now & its true 😁

Glorious sky over the Mead Hall the other day. Meant to have posted it then but was a bit busy ❤️

Awww sometimes @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is SO cute 🥰

Hey Wülferhampton posse give my friends @johnr73.bsky.social & @robhopper.bsky.social a warm welcome 🙂

It’s a beautiful sunny day here . . . Wishing everyone a lovely day. See you all in the Mead Hall later 🍹🍸🍷🍻🍾🥂❤️

Here's a classic recipe that doesn't harm squirrels: The Pink Squirrel. 3/4oz Créme de Noyaux 3/4oz White Créme de Cacao 1.5oz heavy cream Freshly grated nutmeg Pour liqueurs and cream into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish w/ nutmeg. Cheers!

The Caffeinated Squirrel 2 oz rum 1 oz Frangelico 1 oz Kahlua 1/2 oz espresso 2 t brown sugar Garnish with a hazelnut.

This is a friend of mine’s Golden. She’s frantic with worry. Can anyone in Northern Ireland please share? 🙏