Morning?

I dont use facebook much, it's not as big of a cess pit as the other place but its not great either. It has, however, started showing me videos of Swedish rally drivers repeatedly crashing Volvo's in forests, and frankly I'm there for it. www.facebook.com/reel/1653050...

Goodnight #Wülferhampton Wishing you a calm and cheerful Tuesday ahead.

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/ZI8mf1N9lrU?...

Yet another reason not to use Wetherspoons www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How an I supposed to threaten people when they do this kind of stuff to themselves! www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

It’s a lot of work for a fart gag.

Music Bluesky Peeps (Specifically Rock Music Bluesky Peeps) Settle an argument. Helloween, which is the better album: Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt. 1 Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt. 2 I say Pt. 1. Pt 2 is a great album, but not as great as Pt. 1. Mrs DT. is wrong.

In honour of @nootpinguwalda.bsky.social Noot! Noot!

Appreciate this is a very local issue but anyone who can support this would most welcomed. Reform councillors are pushing for a vote for discriminatory legislation directed squarely at the Trans community. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/op...

My fellow ketchup bottles As the Yorkshire Year of Nudism progresses, my thoughts are turned to existential questions. Why are potatoes called Colin? Why is yellow the same colour as a canary? How do you commit treason with a herring? And I think FORD CORTIIIIIIIIINA! God save mac'n'cheese

Xmas is shit, this years particularly so. Apologies for the radio silence. Death in the family and associated drama. Since I now have to return to work here's a song for everyone else going back to the office today. Half Man Half Biscuit : National Shite Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg04...

For todays Part 2, I'm not saying Aussies have a warped view of Xmas, but this is the third Antipodean entry on the list. A quietly melancholic piece from The Triffids, made more so by the death of the singer David McCombs in 1999. The Triffids : Save what you can www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQy...

Monday pulled its usual shite so today is a twofer. First up, Tim Minchin with a song that managed to piss off the Religious Establishment in Australia despite being on a charity album raising money for the Salvation Army. Tim Minchin : White Wine in the Sun www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNv...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Where’s Billy McGonagall when you want him.

Sunday, a day of rest, relaxation and The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul. This should perk you up though. It’s Korn doing their tuned down thing to Danny Elfman’s soundtrack to The Nightmare Before Xmas. Korn : Kidnap the Sandy Claus youtu.be/popPQmikR9w...

Halfway there (ish) and the nested quotes haven't broken anything, yet. A beautiful melodic song about how relationships can suffer because of the expectations of Xmas and the impact of seasonal depression. Sufjan Stevens : Did I Make You Cry on Christmas Day? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp0A...

Tom Waits was never one to put a positive spin on anything, unless that spin was the twisting of a knife. One of his best songs from an underrated album. Here's the live version for a bit of extra Xmas Angst. Tom Waits : Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1v7...

A little late today but jus5 to make up for it it’s a return to the misery of bleak winter in the north. the ideal accompaniment to staring at a Lowrey painting while eating a marked down supermarket turkey sandwich. Lindesfarne : Winter Song youtu.be/Yg_dsk7u26A...

The present Mrs DT is making an Xmas door wreath. She may not have thought it through…

Maybe I'm going soft in my old age, or maybe I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security. Here's another not entirely anti-Xmas tune that also answers the age old question. What would happen if Lemmy, Billy Gibbons and Dave Grohl did a christmas song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxl3...

OK, so it's not entirely taking the piss out of Xmas and all the commercial crap. Instead todays track is a rather gentle song about a guy in jail writing to his family, but as a bonus it's got a decent recipe for gravy in the lyrics. Paul Kelly : How to make Gravy www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYqI...

Released as a single in a deliberate attempt to upset the Xmas charts and cash in on the holiday period it ended up being a flop, only making it to number 97. Still a Dam(ned) good song though. The Damned : There ain't no Sanity Clause. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhf2...

Something more restrained for a Sunday is probably in order. Probably. This isn't it. King Diamond : No Presents for Christmas www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a5f...

Been wondering what happened to @liztrussmp.bsky.social ? No, me neither. But just in case you were: 👉 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

There's a lot of Nostalgia for Christmases gone by. Lots of people* think life was better "back then". It wasn't, it was still shite, we just don't remember the shite bits. The Futureheads : Christmas was better in the '80's *Mostly Gammon Faced Reformers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHNp...

And today we go from the Sublime to the Ridiculous. No notes needed. Monty Python : It's Christmas in Heaven www.youtube.com/watch?v=kntQ...

A classic for todays alternative Xmas, even though it gets played to death every year. Written as a protest against commercialism with a video highlighting that even at Xmas we still try to bomb the shit out of eachother. Greg Lake : I believe in Father Christmas www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4...

Todays tune comes from the grumpiest man in pop, Mark E. Smith, he of The Fall. The Fall had so many members over the years there's a chance someone in Wolverhampton was in the band. Johns not getting any prezzies this year. The Fall : No Xmas for John Quays www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgd3...

And todays tune to keep us in the Xmas spirit* is a jaunty little number from cheeky Finnish Glam Rockers, Hanoi Rocks with Dead by X-Mas youtu.be/vD9VD6xT1FA... Can I keep this up till the 25th? Who knows? Who cares? But I do have a track in mind for the Big Day. *Meths

Following on from His Holy Popetatoeness @ashashman1.bsky.social 's #Whamaggedon thread how about some alternative Xmas tunes. Starting with Carter U.S.M. and Shoppers Paradise. "Top floor, Shoppers' Paradise We've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist" www.youtube.com/watch?v=DviT...

Cheese and Onion Hula Hoops are the best Hula Hoops. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Time for an upgrade to the MeadHall?

In today’s episode of “How can we bastardise a British literary classic and shoe horn in an American for the lead role” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watson_...

Haddock Spunk Facial. Three words I never expected. To hear I the same sentence, let alone have that sentence make swnae in any way.

I try to avoid politics on here, I prefer it to be a nice place to chill and have a bit of fun but this is just 😙

Morning all, Remember...

Morning all. Well, afternoon. Having recovered from Friday's expedition to That London, it's a brew day at The Dungeons. One kegged / bottled and another mashed in and on the go. Time for a coffee while it dos its thing. Time for a coffee while that does it's thing.

£22 for three pints. London can fuck off. And yes I know it could have been even more. I don’t care. Fuck off.

It’s those guys again.

This is small, those are far away. Buzzcocks (again) at the roundhouse.

That time of year again. Putting out the Halloween decorations.

Every so often I be think we are making progress as a species, and something like this happens.

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It’s Happy House only at our local tip.

Suspiciously easy. Had me over thinking it. Connections Puzzle #854 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Sniff my sack…

Will someone please tell the bastard grass to stop bastard growing. Bastard.

Tonight on the Dungeons menu, exotic delights from the sub-continent. And chips.