My insta algorithm is full of dandelion apologia

Awoken from a nightmare in which I was doing stand up.

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

Big things are happening in Hungary right now. This is shaping up to be a historic day. Follow this thread for the latest details. 🧵

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

A miraculous work-around. (Ahmmm ... States' rights, anyone?) Go Montana! May this solution spread to all 50 states!

Go science! Go art! #steam #stem

More detail of the scenes unfolding across Iran tonight in this thread 👇

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

Damn that's cool. Too bad coinbase sucks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzpL...

"Kharg Island: Everything You Need to Know About the Island Trump Wants to Invade" This is worth your time:

Two young boys were locked up inside ICE's notorious detention center in Texas. Then Ms. Rachel shared their stories.

"It is possible I am a useful idiot." I challenged the so-called "Chinese Nostradamus" and self-styled "Professor" Jiang on 'Mehdi Unfiltered' on his predictions, on Chinese censorship, accusations of antisemitsm, the Iran war, and more. Full interview: zeteo.com/p/mehdi-goes...

I always like the 64 era Fox McCloud design with the longer snout and found the shorter snout redesign to be less charming. I’m glad the Super Mario Galaxy movie design brings back the Big Snout. As it should be, because my Starfox opinion is the correct one.

Harry Potter money directly harms trans people. JK Rowling openly uses her profits to fund anti-trans groups. These groups are so successful in stripping trans people's rights largely due to being so well funded. There is a direct line from money spent on Harry Potter to trans people being harmed.

I’ve had Cheerios for dinner 3 days in a row

Highly likely Trump doesn’t know how to make toast or use a microwave

Javier Bardem: "No to war, and Free Palestine."

Is it possible Trump doesn’t have dementia and is instead just Stupid As Fuck??

Just a reminder that Catnip tea can have a calming effect on humans. #herbChat www.traditionalmedicinals.com/en-ca/blogs/...

Benefit of being from somewhere with the worst public transport in Europe is that I’m impressed by literally anywhere I go. The bar is so low. I just saw someone complain about a train in Germany and I’m like, no no no, I was there, it was a utopia.

I cannot be arsed living through WW3.

bUt WhAt If YoUr FaVoRiTe CeLeBrITy iS iN tHe EpStEiN fILeS Kill them with a hammer. That's it.

wow Piss Vs Shit and i am rooting for piss

The Epstein Files but for screenshots of all the secret groupchats about you everyone you know has, in which they talk about how annoying and embarrassing you are, how they all remember with crystal clarity that time you were talking 12 years ago and a bit of saliva dripped out of your stupid mouth

Americans call Parmesan “parghmuzhæëœghn”

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Yer Da thinks Jim Carrey was cloned

Pokémon Piss & Shit

They should have silver and bronze oscars

‼️ BREAKING: Greens WIN Gorton and Denton by-election in a landslide victory 🟢 Grn: 41% (+27) ➡️ Ref: 29% (+15) 🔴 Lab: 25% (-25) 🔵 Con: 2% (-6) 🟠 Lib: 2% (-2) Green GAIN from Labour (+/- vs GE2024) ‼️First-ever Green win in an MP by-election

who up gorton they denton rn?

Will really muddy the waters if the aliens who visit us end up being called Mylarians and their primary form of transport is novelty shaped balloons

From: Magic Boy (1959), dir. Akira Daikubara and Taiji Yabushita, Toei Doga

A post so smart I'm almost afraid to share it. www.garbageday.email/p/the-only-t...

Primroses are starting to flower in the woods - Spring’s just around the corner! #WildFlowerHour

The Epstein Files but for screenshots of all the secret groupchats about you everyone you know has, in which they talk about how annoying and embarrassing you are, how they all remember with crystal clarity that time you were talking 12 years ago and a bit of saliva dripped out of your stupid mouth

I have a little ongoing list of snacks I like in my notes app.

Palestine Action have WON their judicial review in the High Court! A massive victory for free speech, freedom of association and the right to protest. A massive defeat for the draconian attempts by Keir Starmer's government to curtail our fundamental rights.

Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

🚨Status Coup News just ended their Livestream in Minneapolis. They said that the ICE raids have NOT slowed down at all. They are documenting them daily. We cannot listen to Tom Homan when he feeds us the illusion that they are stepping back at all. We must keep the pressure HIGH on ICE. #FUCKICE