"Complex carbohydrate" what's that a french fry with feelings

time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad

i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors

Hey y'all, I was recently hit by layoffs at Respawn/EA: I'm a veteran #LevelDesigner with 17+yrs of exp in the AAA space (MP + SP, 3rd person + FPS). I'm seeking a Principal Level Design or Lead LD/Design Manager role (I've worked in both IC + management) if y'all are hiring/know connections!

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k" we can't do this for another 3 years

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

Oh us? Haha, we’re just, uh, the genocide country. No, the bigger one.

Today I’m sharing a few black cat sketches. I really like the bold, decisive brushwork in this group. The lines are looser and more direct. Black cats already carry a strong presence, and drawing them this way feels especially satisfying. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #cat #sketch #sketchdaily

One of the very best from Clickhole

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

home owner tip: if you've got a project simply name the contractors after what they do

game design prototypes are all like

I wonder what else is in there

Ukraine says it topped 4 million drones in 2025 and is targeting 7 million in 2026. Reuters reported the U.S. Army sent 10,000 Ukrainian-developed interceptor drones to the Middle East. ㅤ A country once treated as dependent is now teaching richer armies how modern war works.

Ja.

My God, it's worse than I thought.

We, as a society, need to commission @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to write a six-volume history of all the insane KFC promotions and ads of the last few decades.

They should make Forrest Gump an honorary Universal monster

Companies just slapping my Grindr alias on products.

Mr Inbetween is such a great show. Really fun and oddly endearing dark comedy from Australia. He kicks a lot of ass, but his greatest strength is being a loyal friend.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

The Batman: Part 2: The Place of the Birds with Necks Going Crazy

Does the brain produce consciousness or is consciousness a fundamental property of the universe and the brain merely acts as a receiver for it? Frankly it's none of my business

AI could never create something like this:

If you sit down with a book (and throw your phone 20 feet away from you) and read for 10 minutes straight, it is eye-opening how quickly you can perceive the madness toward which contemporary immediacy pushes us.

What’s your low-stress, low-prio pet peeve in video games? Ex: For my old boss, it was nonsensical titles on books in the background. Mine is plants placed where plants could definitely not live. She needs a window or a grow light!! She needs to eat!!!!

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

We finally figured out the Eldar / Dark Eldar distinction in Warhammer 40k.

in this dog house, we believe

Great chatting with @raphlife.bsky.social from Vancouver's @hinterland.bsky.social about The Long Dark's amazing 10+ year journey. He discussed how they've maintained the game's popularity, the just-launched Episode 5 and shifting to the sequel, all while staying true to their Canadian identity. 🇨🇦 🎮

Also have to shout out how The Long Dark has a stacked and fully Canadian cast of actors, including: -Mark Meer (Mass Effect) -Jennifer Hale (Mass Effect) -David Hayter (Metal Gear) -Elias Toufexis (Deus Ex) It's like the Canadian Avengers. 💪

I also love that Raph is one of the most passionate and vocal advocates for Canadian creators. In particular, he's spoken about a lot of smart ideas for how to better support our national industry. Really appreciate this insight, and we dug into that as well. Lots to think about here!

It is a unique problem of our society the number of women I've seen who call themselves "crafty" or are "really into" something and then you see their work and think "nah gurl, you are performing a trade at a professional level. You are a tradeswoman. You have mastered a trade. Start charging."

I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’m hearing reports that the Artemis II crew are already showing symptoms of Moon Mania. This suggests the “insanity field” around the Moon may have grown stronger since the 1960s. God help the crew if that’s the case

This is the craziest and dumbest Amazon bundle suggestion I've had so far.

A pre-rendered main menu driven by gear and steam… wheel and pump… 📺: Thief: The Dark Project, Looking Glass Studios, 1998

Lots of tech dudes think the "idea" is the important part of creating, not the creative journey you take through work to give that idea actual meaning. Ideas are the easiest, cheapest and least fulfilling part of it. Giving ideas life through work, and sharing that work with others, is the stuff.

Seattle Seasonal Update

No, this isn't it. I did years of consulting and marketing and writing everything from financial brochures to sports newsletters in client-specified voice, and was so good at it that I made a six-figure salary entirely from word of mouth. An "AI" isn't going to do any of that better than I did.

Happy International day of Transgender Visibility! All my homies say Trans Rights are Human Rights / anyone who's cool knows it too. We see you out there. Choose to be yourself and know that we have your back. Much love and respect today (and every day)! 🏳️‍⚧️ #transrights #transdayofvisibility

Respirator masks halt the transmission of airborne disease. We're still in an active COVID pandemic leading to skyrocketing rates of disability and hundreds of thousands of deaths. Masking is totally normalized in Asia, there's no reason it couldn't be here too. Mask up! Protect yourself

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

SOCIETY: no more AI pls & thx CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle

Today I learned that reddit apparently has a maximum cap on how many accounts you can block. Feels like someone that's never used the site is in charge of that.