i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

soccer’s the kicking one

Aesop's Fables v2.8: Dodos now correctly drop meat when killed.

IGN is reporting that your GTA 6 character can only access healthcare in the Ultimate Edition

It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule

life sucks man the cashier was absolutely chopping it up with the last customer and I just got rang up completely normal style

everyone else in the world always says, "new york city will never be a major metropolitan area situated along the eastern seaboard! never!!!" and every morning we wake up and prove them all wrong

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

Watching Taskmaster and took a photo of our cat and got an unexpectedly strong Twin Peaks vibe from it.

My husband and my mom had to pick up my collection of 20+ furbies today. I did not remember that one of the furbies had batteries in it. It came alive while they were driving back on a 2 hour road trip & the furby kept blurting things out like "Furby is neither fur nor bee... Very interesting..."

How to disable Plex's stupid new "Start a discussion" feature on Android: Settings -> Experience -> Discussions on Detail Pages I hate this forced opt-in social enshittified nonsense in apps that don't need them for people that didn't ask for them.

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith v0.32: When something falls in love with you, your companions now stop attacking it.

ABK is an absolute delight. Amazing on panel shows, and his YouTube channel is a totally different and even more hilarious beast. Love seeing a fellow #gamedev absolutely crushing it on every front. Well worth the follow and deep dive on his work.

I’d like to thank the BBC for trusting me to take over as showrunner of Doctor Who. I’ve got some big changes planned which I’m sure fans will love! For starters, instead of an alien from space, Doctor Who will now be a private investigator in Southern California who drives a Pontiac Firebird

Conservative Supergirl movie where she's trad and her cape is an apron. Also instead of some woke actress she's portrayed by courageous truth teller Kevin Sorbo

god I love @taskmaster.tv

Disco Elysium-looking koi fish

unless you live in new york you have no idea what it's like to follow a sports team

Backrooms (2026) finally answers a question I've wondered all my life: what if a cat designed an office building

Hello, Wayfarers! Today, we have some big news for you! Stars Reach is coming to Early Access this summer, and we’ll have a lot more to share about this in the coming weeks. Watch the trailer on YouTube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUTl...

Wait you’re telling me California from the Red Hot Chili Peppers songs is a real place??

commercial flights can be a good deal if you actually want to go to whatever the plane’s destination is, but if all you’re looking for is a place to sit it’s a total ripoff. most places offer benches for free

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

now and forever

adhd is so stupid what do you mean i have a terabyte of installed video games and also no video games

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck v0.1: When you try to walk into a brick wall, your way is now referred to as being blocked by some brick, not a brick.

The Odyssey by Homer but now you can deal necrotic damage and rip away a chunk of your enemy's soul

Either a heartwarming story or a Lynchian nightmare

The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux v1.04: Stopped coin and temple engravings from referring to future events

that time Batman punted a kid off a boat

Because my email address is just my name, I get a whole lot of wrong emails because I guess other people with similar names can't remember their own email addresses, but getting a response to a date request at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch today was a new one.

Absolute Batman has been incredibly fun. Over the top badass with great reimaginings of classic characters and their relationships. What’s everybody reading lately?

i just saw an ad for the new star wars movie. while there's no luke skywalker or dark vader to be seen, there's a whole new cast of characters who are sure to become fan favorites. a little alien and his robot friend zipping around the galaxy? as bart simpson would say: "shut up and take my money!"

my grandfather used to roll hotdogs at the gas station before automation replaced him

Even though it's technically more correct, people get weird if you say "I'm gonna go receive a shower"

**SPOILER WARNING** Stupid that Grogu gets run over by a bus in the first five minutes. Why even put him in the title of the movie.

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck v2.5: Increased the drop chance of the Ninja armor set by 200%.

Christopher Nolan’s refusal to hire Vangelis as composer for The Odyssey demonstrates his complete contempt for Greek people and culture

bout to have a wild night

Sad to see ticket sales for the World Cup are struggling. FIFA need to do something drastic to get people excited about it. Let the players pick up the ball

Announcing Red Frame - a first-person exploration puzzle game set in a sprawling underground mansion. Solve 100+ intricate puzzles shaped by the people who once lived there, and uncover the mechanism preserving their legacy. Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/408200/R...

I’m sure some people who work with AI are perfectly lovely and some applications of AI are net positive but AI has absolutely brought out the lowest class of sleazy grifters we have. They make the NFT folks look like Atticus Finch

orson scott card (very smart author) scratching his chin: "hmm what do I name this character whose purpose is ending the war"