Okay they didn’t win because we didn’t finish the last two movies actually so that’s on us

If the Mariners win it’s because @nerdydodger.bsky.social and I are watching the Twilight franchise, which famously takes place in Washington (home of the Mariners 🤔)

Wait is there really a rapture prediction for tomorrow happening because guess what I’ll be doing tomorrow? Seeing The Rapture lol

Y’all think Ben Shapiro got the push notification and immediately said “better him than me”

REGARDLESS THAT'S A BAD BITCH

If the new my chem announcement was just that shirt I’m gonna k*ll myself

Singing Independent Women with my whole chest knowing damn well I don’t depend on me

Maybe now that he’s proved himself to God and God has reiterated that he still loves him enough to carry him to glory he’ll stop being weird about gay people

he should be here 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

The browner you are the less of your face is visible because you’re a fucking loser betraying your community and you’re scared everyone will know

28 Days Later is not a good movie.

I’m sorry but this is great. I love this specific thing that has happened in the world.

I get that no one wants to believe this is true & want to hang on to the McCourt ownership of the lots but 1) McCourt has no control over the 50% of the lots he still owns, only economic interest & 2) if the Dodgers actually opposed ICE's presence, they could issue a statement.

Dozens of ICE vehicles posted up at Dodgers Stadium Gate E. Folks are suspecting that they may be bringing people here after conducting raids. Get these fucking fascist pigs out of our city.

It’s heartbreaking when the team you love makes it clear they don’t care about you. We saw it with the cancellation of Pride, with *two* starting pitchers facing assault charges, and now with the Dodgers’ cowardly silence as the community comes under attack. (1/)

after spending the week being homophobic on pride night, telling a singer she couldn't perform the anthem in spanish, and refusing to let a fan with a sarape scarf take it into the stadium, the d*dgers would like you to know they have realized they need to do some bare minimum ass-covering.

If you want to continue to see Dodgers baseball while not directly supporting the Dodgers organization that won’t speak up for its community, here’s some tips. Divestment is easier said than done when you’ve dedicated so much of your heart and soul to something like your hometown team. idk.

“You don’t have the authority to arrest US citizens asking to see a judicial warrant” —Brad Lander just now as he is being handcuffed by ICE.

Per Statcast, in tonight's game, Shohei Ohtani threw a pitch at 100.2 MPH and hit a ball with the exit velocity of 105.2 MPH.

“Players try to name objects from the 2000s.” Dodgers said y’all are OLD.

the amount of “oh hell nah” when they announced Banda lol

“[hitting] for the dodgers, pitcher Shohei Ohtani!” pitcher hitting, recession indicator

Dodgers said no one is going off script tonight, no lyrics, just sax for the national anthem lmao

Who still has Dodgers connections I need the hype reel set to My Chem IMMEDIATELY

What’s the question

Max: a human advertisement for why you should get your eyes checked regularly

dont worry @purabruja.bsky.social and I are watching now this will turn around

I’m familiar with most SOTR spoilers but even still, when [redacted] was like “my dad wants to meet you” and it turned out to be [redacted] which means [redacted] I physically sunk down into my couch in despair

Imagine being Susan Collins and every time you sit down to write a book you gotta come up with 40 new weird ass names

I am indeed just picturing Hunger Games era Woody Harrelson as Haymitch as I’m reading SOTR. I wonder if he knows about that joke we all made about the casting and if its as amusing to him as it is to us lol

I don’t appreciate being made to be sexually attracted to Kiké Hernandez

My Shohei Ohtani full back tattoo is gonna go crazy

repost w/ the five shows you would be happy to rewatch over and over again for the rest of your life, as your sole TV diet The Queen’s Gambit Golden Girls Roseanne (original recipe) The Simpsons Avatar: The Last Airbender

I only get on here to complain

That reading streak I was on has died hard and now I’ve got four books in the chamber with dwindling due dates and I can’t bring myself so finish them (they’re literally books I’ve been wanting to read forever.)

when i said the dodgers should lean into their villain era at the start of this season i didn't mean that they should hang out with trump and DFA two beloved veteran players

Chris leadoff homer if thr 2017 WS should have been a clip we saw forever and ever like gibby ill never forgive the 2017 astros til the day I die

What did Michelle do to Ms. Tina for her to include that unnecessary tidbit about her mustache in her memoir

Finding me and blocking me on every social media app for no conceivable reason is so funny

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

Has there ever been anybody besides JD Vance to be specifically repudiated by two popes inside of six years of converting to Catholicism?

Why is it going to be 91 degrees in Saturday, the one day I plan to be outside???

where’s his invite???? #MetGala #BlackDandyism

The key into heaven is actually enjoying a slice of tomato with a little bit of mayo on it and a lot of you will not be seeing the gates

I haven’t lost any weight on ozempic which is fine because I didn’t want to anyway but, like, I don’t even be eating to begin with and now I’m on this thing that has suppressed my appetite further and a bitch can’t lose 5 pounds?

Seems wack to post about anything except the country collapsing and my baseball team being a disappointment but I can’t wait to finish the Hunger Games books and watch all the movies. Never seen Mockingjay, surprisingly. Then Ballad. What a universe.

White House Curse: 2 Dodgers: 0

My outfit for Beyoncé is projected to clock in at almost $400. I’d feel bad about that but I’ve spent twice as much on DoorDash so far. This is at least worth it.

CHAT IS THIS SHADE