John Roscoe 30 days ago
The S.S. Liberal comes alongside; "Abandon ship! You are SINKING!"
First one, and then another and another sailor hurls himself from the flaming hulk, swims to safety.
"Go to blazes," shouts the mad Captain of the doomed scow as the icy brine closes over him, "we sail to FREEDO-BLUB GLorb blorp."
add a skeleton here at some point