Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.

Take a moment to reflect on the anniversary of when traitors to the Union surrendered yet faced minimal accountability for their treachery. Let it be a reminder that this corrupt, anti-American administration must not escape accountability. I am committed to ensuring justice is pursued.

Melania gets the Fuckjet™️ www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

If people can go to prison for lying to Congress... Then shouldn't Members of Congress go to prison for lying to the people? There wouldn't be a Member of Congress left.

The receipts. A complete timeline of the shifting rhetoric. More: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Iran - you're welcome to come and extradite Felon Dump and Hegseth to face your Court for War Crimes and on to Prison.

Army Chief of Staff General Randy George has just been fired by Hegseth. America needs him to speak out. 🎙️Watch/hear more this new inspiring and important Friday wartime Independent Americans with Paul Rieckhoff. My guest is heroic NASA Commander and former Navy Fighter Pilot Scott Kelly.

Iran’s LEGO diss track against Hegseth goes hardAF….

Hegseth and the Angry Inch

A Brief History Of Modern Dickheadtator Shitfuckery (part 1) Song by Ms. Unformation 🧵

Kristi Noem is still a bird-legged ho.

Guys, I think the really progressive, welcoming thing the left could do, would be to encourage Bryon Noem to be free, and to explore, and truly love himself for who he is! I think a gofundme for the biggest falsies we can find him and some costumes to go on his insta would help him so much!

The mere fact that the leadership of the Congress are complicit in their inactions is cause for concern, impeachment, arrest, removal, and a whole lot more. Why are the watchdogs asleep? Why is no one taking action against the silent coup taking place?

Oh. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is big mad about this picture? Would be a shame if people saw it. 🍿

Well, in any case... If you're scared of global war, recession, civil war, AI, societal collapse, and a long slide into technofeudalist dystopia, just remember that we're also in the middle of the Holocene Extinction and climate change is accelerating! We, as a species, are dead no matter what!

Can’t believe innocent people around the world and the global economy have to suffer massively, all because of two indicted, egotistical genocidal criminals that otherwise should have been put behind bars years ago

These times with this war are weighing heavily on my soul, and I'd just like to say on behalf of the men I knew who never made it back from Iraq and Afghanistan: Fuck these fucking warmonger pieces of shit. It's probably only going to get worse from here, though. Strap in. Strapon. Whatever.

Sounds like the gulf states need to step up and get involved, then. This air campaign almost certainly isn’t going to bring about the regime change they want. It’s always easy to send someone else’s sons and daughters to die.

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Hey folks, do ya know where we're at? RIP Carl. Wish I could've burned a few with ya and talked the stars. Glad you didn't have to see how right you were. Demon haunted world, indeed.

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

[Scientist Pulls Off Glasses Dramatically] "My god boys, we've found it. ALL OF IT." www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

The big difference is if he took Shinji's place, he'd be super proud of himself after the hospital scene. "I'm so awesome!"

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

Riker was always asking the important questions.

It's like they're digging a 50 year stash of 'em out from under the mountains or some shit! It's too fuckin' woke! - Raged a drunken Pete Hegseth, coated in sweat, veins bulging - to a manequin in a janitor closet somewhere deep in the bowels of the Pentagon www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

They're all wrong, it was actually Nancy "Turbogawk 9001" Reagan. All good runner-ups, though!

They have the finances and numbers to be a global force, which would be necessary to remove the Epstein Class. Most of the officers would quit and be against it I'm guessing. Which wouldn't be a terrible thing to have happen, either. Fuck ICE, Fuck the Fascists, Resist and tear down this tyranny.

No, I'm not a beta. I'm a betta. Betta splendens, to be exact, and my fins are fucking fabulous, I'll have you know. I'll also tear your face and limbs off, but look how pretty I am! ...and you're never putting me in a cup ever fucking again.

Epomaker Hack59 and EK21 Akko Rosewood Switches, hand lubed and spring swapped with durock long 63g Wearing PBTfans Calkis keycaps. Fun little setup.

Time to post some more Starships and Starfighters to help cleanse the BlueSky Timeline this Friday Morning! #Babylon5 #StarTrek #Stargate #StarWars #SciFi

A politician with the guts to say it: "No American child from the blue collar or the middle class should have to die fighting in Iran. Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein War." - Premier Wab Kinew at the NDP national convention, Winnipeg.

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

Epstein files.

Some of my Babylon 5 art to enjoy. #scifi #scifiart #fanart #babylon5

Taste the cognitive dissonance. With your butt.

I pooped today, and I read another chapter in Warbreaker while I did it, and despite all that is going on in the world, today I am winning. Yes Nightblood, I would like to destroy some evil today, and evacuate my bowels.

The daily montage typically runs for about two minutes, sometimes longer, the officials said. One described each daily video as a series of clips of “stuff blowing up.” So...we inform the president with the security briefing equivalent of Ow! My Balls! Fuck me... www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

New Hubble Space Telescope observations reveal 25 years of the Crab Nebula's supernova expansion By tracking its expansion over a 25-year period and comparing old data with a fresh image, astronomers have been able to measure the relentless growth of the supernova's aftermath.