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Going live now with more Professor Layton and his confounding puzzles. Can we solve multiple mysteries without melting our brains on match-stick puzzles? twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

Please stop painting realistic pictures of tunnels. The coyotes are getting hurt.

I am astounded in the year of our Lord 2025 that people in Gyms somehow think the weights magically re-rack themselves.

Well time for something completely different. How about a series I am aware of but have never attempted? It's the DS puzzler: Professor Layton! Going live now! twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

Work: Great News, we want you to travel more this year to meet clients Me: 😐 Work: Travel that we'll pay for Me: 😁 Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been? Me: 😍 Work: Oklahoma! Me: . . . 🤔

Beautiful Moon out tonight

Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.

Work: Great News, we want you to travel more this year to meet clients Me: 😐 Work: Travel that we'll pay for Me: 😁 Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been? Me: 😍 Work: Oklahoma! Me: . . . 🤔

And Olive Garden took breadsticks, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”

You will not be able to control geopolitical events in 2026, but you will be able to control how you interact with the people around you, so do your best to be excellent to them. Happy New Year Bluesky folk!

We got Locke and Demosthenes from Ender's Game, but they're both idiot millionaire god-children on Twitch.

Going live with a bit of PowerWash Simulator 2 as we take in the (literally) chill vibes and wind down 2025. www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

(joseph rolling up his sleeves) three wise guys eh

I closed an elevator door on George W. Bush and his security detail.

Having negative shelf space but yet ANOTHER collecting hobby is a form of self inflicted torture. I now need a ship in a bottle shelf.

Well that's going to be a lot for 2026.

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Got punked by the ol noggin this morning with a perfect dream: cinematic masterpiece of dreaming that featured its own movie credits. The "screen" fades to black, of course I wake up, only to discover it's pitch black outside. 2 hours before my alarm.

Tearing up watching A Muppet Christmas Carol. Happy Christmas everyone.

> Client sets aggressive deadline w/ trimmed down project, just before Xmas > We meet it, sleep deprived but alive > "Actually we want radical changes to the project, so is it okay if we all agree to our original deadline after the New Year?"

Sheboleth - Shibboleths For Her

I swear AI is so pervasive now, what do you mean your electric shaver is powered by AI?

One downside to buying a townhouse, I've come to realize, rather than a detached property w/ greenery, is that I will have no space for a par of 15 ft Brontosaurus lawn ornaments I saw on the side of the highway today.

Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

Little krampus I made for this year’s holiday cards!

I'm tired of the Young (X) genre. Give me more Old (X) genre: famous characters past their prime. They're struggling with old age, their own mortality, perhaps they've even gone a bit loopy, not who they once were.

I Clark Griswold extension cords all year long I don’t understand what the fuss is all about

Having the day off from work, exhausted, only to jump immediately into Christmas travel plans over the weekend and then immediately back into work before then immediately travelling again for Christmas.

This game is fun as hell. If you grab a copy, grab their Game Shelf app because it has a bunch of unique game content in it.

Warnock: He's got a lot of nerve saying that I'm using faith to divide people. This is a man who literally had protesters gassed and beaten down so he could hold up a bible in front of a church.

One thing I like about work is my boss is tough but fair. He'll chew my guts out if I make a mistake, sure. But, he took the time today to actually call and apologize for accusing me of a mistake that was made by someone else. It was NBD, but not everyone takes that level of ownership!

Just wrapped up a playtest (on Twitch) of Fading Echo and coming out of it convinced our friends at Emeteria are onto something really good. Add it to your wishlist! #FadingEcho

My best friend learned today his local public library has a subscription to the Miniature Wargames magazine and the ads are exactly what you expect.

100%. Contrast Knives Out w/ say, Murder on the Orient Express w/ David Suchet (Best Poriot hands down). Great film. Poirot is the main character: he struggles internally w/ the nature of "justice" in solving that crime. In the Knives Out movies, we see Blanc, but we don't look inside him!

Lately, every time I've had a problem w/ another driver, it's somehow always a Tesla. I hate to typecast, so I can't believe there's some sort of traffic bounty on my head from Tesla Corp.

Got to see Wake Up Dead Man in theaters and I have so many thoughts so I'll try to skeet them as I walk this out. Avoiding spoilers. So, imo, as a mystery fan, Rian Johnson is providing the genre with a valuable service: a great series.

Got to see Wake Up Dead Man in theaters and I have so many thoughts so I'll try to skeet them as I walk this out. Avoiding spoilers. So, imo, as a mystery fan, Rian Johnson is providing the genre with a valuable service: a great series.

I have very few things to say about the Game Awards but I want everyone to know that I stan Flute Guy and I hope he is out there rocking his best life knowing all of the kickass instruments he was playing in the orchestra.

Going live again with our friends who made Royal's Gambit. We're tearing down face cards, possibly causing mayhem, and listening to a bop of a soundtrack. Why not check out this game recommended by @jadielady.bsky.social and friends? twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

This is very simple: run 30% inflation and you'll get there in no time. (No one recommends this approach)

I have so many games in my Steam Library I haven't played yet, maybe I should - > Tunic, pouting with its little fox eyes Aaaand new run started.

Something to take into account: almost a third of the Cassidy-Crapo bill focuses on surgery for transgender people. It’s barely even trying to conceal how much this bill is about trans people than it is about expanding health care.

Hello Mr. President this is your political consultant speaking I am advising you to please keep posting this shit