Have you ever had a donut that changed your very perception of the essential goodness of life?

Cosi you are on my naughty list. If you want the full denial of breakfast experience, try their downtown location.

I am an even keel person by nature, it takes a bit to rattle me. But you do not, DO NOT rugpull me on breakfast by letting me order online and then your store is closed inexplicably.

This machine kills fajitas

I ended up buying perhaps an unhealthy amount of Gritty merch.

I now understand the mystique and mystery of Gritty

Going from peak insomnia to a full 9 hours of sleep is a mental whiplash carried by a cloud of pillows.

"You must have imputed the wrong information from his ID" "We know how to do our jobs, it's not our fault your system is error prone" Oh damn folks, this blowup between Delta & the TSA got real this time.

Like the insomniac chump I am I cannot go to bed despite a flight I gotta wake up for in 4 hours.

So it turns out scream-terlude guy takes many forms. Another form is a guy with way too heavy weights for an exercise who breaths like he is loudly sneezing every rep.

Continuing our run through of Whisper of the House on Twitch, where PAX is right around the corner and we've got boxes everywhere, in-game and irl. Come join me! www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaur...

The city building genre is frankly, a mess atm. All of the mainstays (except Tropico maybe?) have been wrecked in one form or another. All the good developments are in indies. What I wouldn't give though for a timeline where EA didn't absolutely obliterate SimCity.

This hits hard. I've loved the Anno series since I was a kid. Yet again a company chooses AI over paying artists or setting reasonable timelines. Kinda bummed.

Work has a 6th sense of when I am about to go on vacation: Last week, all quiet. Suddenly locusts are eating the crops, the volcano has erupted, the earthquake is destroying the Acropolis, and barbarians are at the gates.

To be fair to me there was a fold in the packaging. It read 7 minutes rather than 2.

No you are not having a stroke, that's the smell of me incinerating a bunch of chicken nuggets on accident.

One of the gym employees came up to complement me on my sumo deadlift form and was impressed it was my first attempt (had one minor suggestion on toe placement). Ngl I'll ride that high the rest of the day.

In a weird state where I am physically exhausted from the gym but also super mentally focused on this work PowerPoint.

As a matter of principle I think we should pay people who provide goods and services.

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

Fascinating profile of Howard Lutnick, perhaps the member of the Trump administration who sticks his foot in his mouth the most and is imperilling American trade. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Hydration? Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Nalgene.

Vet prescribed one of the cats anti-anxiety meds and you know what? I am right there with ya bud.

Happy "finally cold enough to fuck with your tire pressure" Day to all who celebrate

Continuing our run through of Whisper of the House, where Unpacking meets some sort of Lovecraftian Horror subplot? It's weird, its cozy, so let's keep going! twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

Every single run of EU5 I've attempted this far: #paradox #EuropaUniversalis

If no one can find me for the next 12 days I'm probably lost within a game of EU5 because I am downloading this sucker and have no idea what to expect.

Instead of subsidies to help people pay for insurance we're going to create . . . subsidies to help people pay for insurance. Only our plan won't cover the cost, enjoy that hip replacement!

This is after Republicans attempted to completely eviscerate the anti-trust enforcement division of the DOJ and at the FTC. This is an insult to clown shows.

By nature, I'm not a techno pessimist. But my phone's "AI update" erased "old data". I lost the last voicemail my grandmother sent to me before she died. I won't be able to hear her voice again. But now at least my text messages can be summarized!

I now understand the metaphysical concept of Leg Day and all of its mystique.

Playing more Whisper of the House tonight and this little cozy Unpacking style game suddenly took a very - very dark swerve down a pitch-black alley and oh boy. twitch.tv/tyranthesaur...

In the darkest of group chats with syndicated reporters you will find my opinions percolating upwards.

Hello dear Sir, I believe I just saw one of those winged creatures fly past the window!

I hate being "sold a timeshare." It's one of my cardinal bugaboos. Whatever form it takes, it comes off as sleezy. I'd like to make a decision, not partake in the magician's magic trick.

Went to the gym the first time in my life today! While everyone was super friendly, there was one sterotypical guy who did practically yell-grunt every rep like he had sudden bowel movements. My podcast was cranked up to max and every so often I accepted the scream-terlude.

We're wrapping up Strange Antiquities today, to close out Spooky Season. A mysterious death, more strange happenings, our trusty sidekick kidnapped, and more dreaded artifacts turning up on our doorstep. How does the saga end? Going live now! twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus/

The nice thing about the weather in Texas going from "Surface of the Sun" hot to "One Week of Fall" is being about to walk outside again without instantly vaporizing.

I'm going to make the (hopefully) uncontroversial statement that if you are a man hosting an online forum and you decide unprompted to yell (scream?) at the only woman in your space, that reflects poorly on you. I shouldn't expect self control from the internet, or adults I guess.

My company's health insurer is no longer subtle. Okay I get I have "plenty of exciting, unused weight loss benefits" I can try today, no need to carry that through.

So Gremlin #1 has been whining all day. Food, pets, play, nothing has stopped him. I bring home one plastic bag and this guy just munches away for 2 hours. Dead Silent. He doesn't actually eat it, he just likes the mouth feel.

In honor of Halloween I decided to stream a game where I am definitely, assuredly, 100% NOT collecting demonic or possessed artifacts capable of summoning dimensional horrors. Going live now with Strange Antiquities! twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus/

Just had a vision of a new Lethal Weapon poster and the tagline was "Comedy is Lethal Again." If only my second sight would show me something profitable.

I feel like I just understood Labubus and now YouTube is giving me ads for MeeMeows and y'all the zeitgeist is blowing past me.

I am once again begging people who fly to not wear potent perfume or cologne. I nearly fainted on this flight.

One thing I still find incredibly funny about DC Airports is the precense of Defense Contractor ads. "Hello Mr. Everyman, you, yes you can own your own missile defense platform. Security: By Griswold-Olthorpe."

Delta is getting absurdly bougie. They now play a string quartet remix of pop songs while boarding. Lindsey Stirling meets the Police or Mozart writing Imagine Dragons songs.

Time for more Super Mario Galaxy. Or rather, our finale! Let's knock out and 100% the game, and finish our "honoring the movie" run. Live now! www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

I appreciate when a doctor's office is turned into a Kafkaesque Labyrinth where every time you go the layout changes.