Any comics here booked for the Just For Genocide Laffs comedy festival coming up in Israel?

#Melania Drops Brand New Hat Hit!

#SusanCollins is Ful of Clams!

Here we see the head of Health and Human Services, an avowed anti-vaxxer anti-masker eugenicist, using his sleave to shield fellow science-illiterate Nazis against the very contagions he proclaims so-called “natural immunity™” protects against.

I never knew Melania was musically talented. open.substack.com/pub/marthapr...

I never knew Melania was musically talented. open.substack.com/pub/marthapr...

The alleged shooter in Michigan. Weird that Vance and Patel haven’t tweeted out this info. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽 www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

Barely even pretending anymore.

Politico reports that Senate Democrats are planning to spend the government shutdown holding a fundraiser at a Napa Valley luxury resort/spa and wine cave, where they will be bankrolling the conservative candidate that they are trying to buy Michigan's Democratic primary for.

Please stop calling Charlie Kirk “Charlie” like he was an affable guy you’d go bowling with. He was a Nazi.

Make America Pandemic Again.

NEW: ICE agents violently arrested a man in a busy Hyattsville, MD intersection this week, at one point brandishing guns and pointing them at bystanders. I spoke to multiple witnesses—including a local priest whose church is a sanctuary for undocumented people: www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-agents...

"706 people die per year of Tylenol. 17 a year die from Ivermectin. Those are the facts." - Senator Ron Johnson. 117,000 Americans take Ivermectin a year. 52m Americans use acetaminophen-containing medicine per week. The death rate associated with Ivermectin is about 10.5 x higher than Tylenol.

Mario Savio said it better, Bob: "There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…” youtu.be/lsO_SlA7E8k?...

“It’s too much liquid.” Democrats lost two presidential elections to this.

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

It's not too much liquid It's not too many different things at too big a number It's not the size of this thing It's not 80 different vaccines None of this is true, but they will go after MMR based on this. The consequences are going to be massive measles outbreaks. Dead kids.

Yesterday's Tylenol press conference was at "inject bleach" levels of insanity, but it also revealed the plan for cancelling the MMR. Here's how I think this is going to go down. open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...

Don't forget to cancel HBO Max as well

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

Today, the New York Times published a long essay glorifying Jay Bhattacharya, the Trump NIH director. What?⁉️ Here’s the explanation: That essay was written by the editor of a Trumpist Republican journal, funded by a Trumpist org that hates science. SHAME on the Times. 🧪1/

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

You can really judge a society by how outraged it gets over a talk show host getting canned while it funds and excuses two years of genocide.

“Our last hope is Jimmy Fallon.” - nobody

Monarez: "Kennedy demanded 2 things of me that were were inconsistent w/ my oath of office. He directed me to commit in advance to approving every ACIP recommendation regardless of the scientific evidence. He also directed me to dismiss career officials responsible for vaccine policy without cause"

Got home from the Vaccine Congress to find this wonderful surprise from my friend & fierce advocate for vaccination @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social! These are hard times but I’m grateful to Peter & @michaelemann.bsky.social for having the courage to fight for science against ignorance & tyranny. ❤️🔬🦠🔥

Americans are, at their core, insane, and this country is run by people trying to shoot the curl of a huge wave of desperation and hatred that is partly racial resentment and partly despair from being exploited by capitalists

One thing I like to remind people of is that Trump tried to murder every member of congress. The fascism is absolutely affecting them viscerally and their ivory towers are not insulating them from it.

On the Trump administration's cruel disbanding of the Pediatric Brain Tumor Consortium: my op-ed @statnews.com My 12-year-old son died from brain cancer. This research would have helped children like him www.statnews.com/2025/09/15/p...

The official unofficial obituary. open.substack.com/pub/jimearl/...

The official unofficial obituary. open.substack.com/pub/jimearl/...

Surprise!

COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.

Hannah Einbinder rules 🔥 #Hacks #emmys

Another teacher getting cancelled by Trumpers and probably fired for not properly mourning a racist piece of shit. Kennebunk, Maine.

Charlie Kirk’s death is awful and abhorrent but it’s appalling that the President is calling for national mourning for a right wing propagandist and hasn’t said a word about Officer David Rose or the brave employees at the CDC

I’d like to inquire whether the resolutely apolitical Jay Bhattacharya still plans on speaking at TPUSA AmericaFest 2025 in December, given his fellow keynote speaker’s violent assassination while disseminating extremist right-wing political rhetoric open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...

Jimmy Carter dies right wing : lol good fuck him lmao Charlie Kirk dies Right wing: we will go after your job and family and call for you to be raped if you quote his actual words

Presidential proclamations are not binding, and Healey agreeing to fly the flag half-mast for Charlie Kirk is shameful. Nothing so much a mention of the shooting victims across the country. Just valorizing a man who viewed his political opponents as subhuman. www.masslive.com/news/2025/09...

Turns out it was a white guy with a gun. Who knew!?

Kash Patel says to be on the lookout for Ric Ocasek 45 years ago.

Celebrating one less monster on this planet is not the same as endorsing violence. And no, I will not be reaching out to Nazis to “share their sorrow.”

Kirk said MLK was “awful” and “not a good person”. He said that Jews control “not just the colleges; it’s the nonprofits, it’s the movies, it’s Hollywood”. He called stoning gay people to death “God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters”. He wasn’t just inflammatory. He was bigoted.

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

This was LITERALLY last month. I feel like I'm losing my mind seeing rightwing posts over on Twitter tonight. nytimes.com/2025/08/13/u...